Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Archive for December 17th, 2006

Popular Los Angeles radio host loses it on air.

Posted by mesa in Texas on December 17, 2006

Bill Handel of KFI has a meltdown after his kids wandered into someone else’s studio.

From Breitbart.

Heh, I thought it was funny, plus I wanted to figure out how to embed a video.

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Ok, this is just weird.

Posted by mesa in Texas on December 17, 2006

Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer at Ace of Spades

The latest Darwin Awards finalist:

Ohio man found dead with 13-foot pet boa constrictor around his neck.

The snake was still strangling Dres when deputies arrived, and the officers had to work with members of an animal protection group to remove the reptile, the sheriff’s office said.

“People who keep these type of animals as pets should know exactly what they’re doing and what they’re capable of,” Mahlman said.

He said he has seen photographs of reptile owners posing with snakes coiled around their necks.

“They don’t realize they could be a few seconds away from death,” he said.

Funny and weird, but completely unrelated, Danny Bonaduce goes off on a Truther who tried to interrupt his lunch: Truthers vs. Danny Bonaduce.

From Hot Air.

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Bears Win! Barely….

Posted by mesa in Texas on December 17, 2006

Whew, the Bears turned a run away game into a nail biter. It took overtime and a second Gould field goal attempt to finally win it.

Final score: Bears 34 Tampa Bay 31. With the win they’ve wrapped up home field advantage through the playoffs. Which means that when they travel here to Detroit next week to play the Lions, they’ll probably rest half of the team. So glad I popped for those tickets on eBay. Lions fans will probably be giving them away by the thousands after their performance against Green Bay today.

It should be fun at any rate, I don’t get the chance to break out my Bears Santa hat very often.

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Dixie Chicks and Moral Authority?

Posted by mesa in Texas on December 17, 2006

Slublog points out a very funny video of Mad TV’s take on the Dixie Chicks latest foray into Absolute Moral Authority.

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Tis the season…

Posted by mesa in Texas on December 17, 2006

Some people have a lot of talent and too much time on their hands.

Hat tip to Stop the ACLU.

This one is even crazier, but cool.

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Hello Weenies!

Posted by mesa in Texas on December 17, 2006

Everyone else has a place where they can bitch and whine. I wanted one too.

The title of the blog, if you can’t figure it out on your own, is a slam at the uber victim liberals that claim moral authority on every issue because of their special ability to “understand”.

Plus, no one has taken the name yet for a blog, so I’m stealing it. It’s mine!

For a primer on the advantages of possessing Absolute Moral Authority, check out Dr. Sanity’s Practical Guide to Victimhood where you will learn that:

-You are not responsible for what happened to you
-You are always morally right
-You are not accountable to anyone for anything
-You are forever entitled to sympathy
-You are always justified in feeling moral indignation for being wronged
-You never have to be responsible again for anything

Sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?

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