Does this car make my ass look big?
Posted by mesablue on December 23, 2006
Some guy named Joe Bloggs left a comment on my Christmas Story post. Since I tend to be a little curious, I checked out his site. My eyes are still bleeding after this one. And, since I am not one to suffer alone, I want to share this with anyone stupid enough to click on the following link.
“Fat shrines like this will become a thing of the past”, said Madden pointing to the donut shop. Under the new Labor policy fat people can now be shot on sight for one month of each year. To participate in what many are calling The Calorie Cull, fat hunters must hold a current sporting shooters license.
“Look we’ve given this a lot of thought. We don’t want just anybody taking pot shots at Fatty Boombas,” explained Madden, “There has to be controls. You have to be registered and there is a bag limit – five Fatty Boombas per hunter each Fat Season.”
Butts had been a strong supporter of the ALP in the past.
“I’ve always voted Labor so I can’t help feeling let down right now,” said a nervous Butts as gunshots were heard in the distance.
“I’ve got a long trip ahead of me so with four kebabs in me guts I shouldn’t run out of gas.”
And Flabby Flapps, chairwoman of the Fat Feminists Fellowship, was just as outraged. “I’m out of here!” the normally unflappable Flapps said in such a rush to leave town she’d forgotten to get dressed.
“Inside every fat person there is a thin person trying to get out,” sobbed Flapps.
“That’s because they ate one!” laughed Madden.
You have been warned.