How to tell when a relationship is over

If you are still in a relationship, Mr. Pregnant tells us how to make love.

I found the relationship video at Dr. Mike’s Blog. I don’t think anyone should take credit for that last bit.

Mike Tyson — “at least I didn’t beat my wife”

Mike Tyson arrested in Arizona

PHOENIX – Mike Tyson was arrested early Friday on suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him shortly after he left a Scottsdale nightclub, police said.

The former heavyweight champion appeared in Maricopa County Superior Court in Phoenix later Friday and was ordered released without bond on a felony drug possession charge. No alcohol was detected in his system, and a DUI-drugs charge was not filed pending toxicology tests.

Tyson was stopped after his car almost struck a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving the club around 1:45 a.m., said Sgt. Larry Hall.

“Mike admitted to possessing bags of cocaine and said he uses it anytime he can get his hands on it.”

If Mike has to do time, it will be in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s jail. Joe is known as the “toughest sheriff in America” and makes his inmates wear pink jumpsuits and underwear.

Will it Blend? — crowbar edition

We’ve seen an iPod blended into dust and an entire Christmas dinner blended into a delicious smoothie.

This week the folks from Blendtec bow to the requests of their fans and go after a crowbar.

And, if you are feeling a little hungry, how about some soup and a Tilapia?