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Monkeys pay to see female monkey bottoms

Science lesson time. And you thought you’d never learn anything meaningful here.

From LiveScience.com:

Would you pay to see a monkey’s backside? I hope not. Monkeys will, and I guess that’s okay, though it sounds awfully close to the sort of thing that lands guys in jail here in the human realm.

A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey’s bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.

Smart monkeys.

This nugget of wisdom brought to you because I saw this post over at Ace of Spades and decided to google “monkey meat”.This was all started by Cuffy Meigs — gotta throw him a pity link.

Btw, if you have your heart set on some canned monkey meat, you can find out where to get it here.