AoSHQ lifestyle primer

Swallow some gin Val-u-Rite vodka and sing that stupid Ewok celebration song….

Dream girl

here.

When moonbats dance

Yeah, these are the people we really want running the country.

Vote Hillary!!! Or worse, Gore.

Does the ‘poet’ know that there is a crazy person flopping all over on the ground/having a siezure in front of her?

And, if a moonbat flops around in the woods, does anyone hear it?

Touching.

Makes more sense when they remember to turn on the music. Or, the iPod version:

h/t for the first video to Ace. I found the second one while trying to find the original.

Moonbat murder

A couple of moonbat vegans killed their baby by starving it to death.

Vegans Sentenced in Baby’s Death

ATLANTA — A vegan couple was sentenced Wednesday to life in prison for the death of their malnourished 6-week-old baby boy, who was fed a diet largely consisting of soy milk and apple juice.

Superior Court Judge L.A. McConnell imposed the sentences on Jade Sanders, 27, and Lamont Thomas, 31. Their son, Crown Shakur, weighed just 3 1/2 pounds when he died of starvation on April 25, 2004.

The couple was found guilty May 2 of malice murder, felony murder, involuntary manslaughter and cruelty to children. A jury deliberated about seven hours before returning the guilty verdicts.

Defense lawyers said the first-time parents did the best they could while adhering to the lifestyle of vegans, who typically use no animal products. They said Sanders and Thomas did not realize the baby, who was born at home, was in danger until minutes before he died.

Oh, come on. More like they refused, in their moonbat addled brains, to acknowledge that anything was wrong.

Let’s see, the baby as born at home. It was six weeks old. Who wants to bet that this couple never visited a doctor before or after the child was born. And then, they starved it to DEATH by trying to adhere to some crazy hippie vegan diet because that was more important to them than keeping their baby alive.

The name of the child is interesting, though. Moonbats or Nation of Islam/Islamofacists? Or both? I’ve never heard anything about Farrakhan’s racist, misogynist, hate mongers having any special diet restrictions oustide of the usual Muslim tradition.

The ACLU takes up their appeal and issues a press release blaming Bush in 3…2…1.

American Idol

I can’t say, I think that blake did not fit in, and screwed up, but never had lakisha been so ugly and arrogant.  Melinda and Jordan are safe, but, jordan won’t sell jack cuz she really isn’t ready yet.

But for some reason as lakisha advances she becomes one more fat black chick who thinks she deserves the right to live in malibu just because she has a good vocal ability, but she never trained her voice well enough to get RID OF THAT DAMNED LISP!!!  Sorry, I don’t think lisps are cute, I think they are either childish or gay.  I’ve seen her teeth, there is no reason for her to have that lisp, get rid of it and SING DAMNIT!!!

Blake was just screwed, I mean really BARRY FRIGGEN GIB!?!?!  these genre weeks seem built to isolate a particular TYPE of singer.  I think jordan is good, damn good, but not ready yet, and melinda is the ultimate studio voice, she has so much diversity in her inflection.  Lakisha is “just a church girl” who can only go soul, and sorry, I’m effing tired of soul.

blake is unique, he might actually create music that he himself writes, I don’t think the others have that ability yet.

I still favor melinda.