Disappointing Bear:
When all normal methods of meeting women prove fruitless, the man crafts a bear suit and attends a furry convention. He hopes to find a decent looking frog to make out with, but is willing to settle for anything that’s female at this point. As the others point and laugh at his poorly constructed costume, the man hangs his head and weeps.
Many more here.
Not to be confused with this.
Update: Heh, RG points out the obvious, which I completely missed — obviously.
What you can’t see is the clarinet in the bear’s right hand.
