Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Archive for June 1st, 2007

I think these are kinda lame

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 1, 2007

But this one is kinda cute.

cardboard animation doing the mac pc commercials.

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Fred!

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 1, 2007

Well Kinda.

Remember that gigantic pig killed by the kid, and we all thought, “hey, that kid has some nuts taking on a giant pig with a pistol!”

Well it turns out that “monster pig” was actually “fred” the loveable cuddly monster pig, and that kid is just the neighborhood bully who takes joy in slaughtering his neighbors pets!   

Not really, I guess it’s not uncommon to allow harvesting of largely domesticated animals who are too old and stuff, but I can’t help but think how odd a form of euthenasia that is.   Can you imagine Kevorkian “assisting” people to die by giving someone on a hunting vacation a gun then telling his “patients” to “run?”   Just doesn’t seem like as fun a story anymore.

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Pleh

Posted by mesablue on June 1, 2007

Open thread.

Play amongst yourselves.

Behave.

Update: The Elderly — Do They Float?

It’s a new blog sensation. All the cool kids are playing!

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Genius

Posted by mesablue on June 1, 2007

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Speechless

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 1, 2007

Update:  I like the layout of the blog, but did anyone notice that the “…” was actually a link?  I should remember that in the future, giving it some sort of overly modified look so that it’s obvious that the “…” was the link.

 WP is succinct, not tries, I was, but you guys didn’t get it, or you don’t care.

So I’m too bizarre, or you don’t care about me.

YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!!

Not really, I was taking a gamble, and I think most understood, I’m just screwing around.

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Explosive hernia contest

Posted by mesablue on June 1, 2007

Or something.

I have no idea what these people are doing, but it’s entertaining.

It’s labled as the Armageddon 2007 Kamehameha Contest in New Zealand. Whatever that is.

I love the little kid.

The final is here, if you are interested.

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Bring out your (nearly) dead…

Posted by mesablue on June 1, 2007

Kevorkian was released today.

Welcome home, buddy.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian released from prison

COLDWATER – Nearly nine years after Jack Kevorkian last challenged medical convention, taunted legal authorities and sought to rewrite the rules on assisted suicide, he walked out of prison quietly this morning.


Looking more gaunt than in the 1990s when he gained international fame as “Dr. Death,” Kevorkian climbed into a car with his lawyer, Mayer Morganroth, and quickly left the Lakeland Correctional Facility to begin two years of supervised release. It was a low-key start for a man whose theatrics and sharp rhetoric once commanded attention to the nation’s death-rights movement.


Well, almost home.

The Doc lives only a mile or two from me. I used to live a couple of blocks from the hospital parking lot where Dr. Demento used to dump his bodies. After that he started leaving them in random hotel rooms around town for unsuspecting cleaning staff to find.

I’ve since moved the next small suburb over. But, if Death Boy decides to start scattering corpses again — I’m sure I’ll be within smelling distance.

Kevorkian also spawned local idiot extraordinaire, lawyer Geoff Fieger, who has since entertained us by losing by the widest margin ever in a Michigan gubernatorial race. He’s a sleazy clown — no surprise that the Michigan dem’s would look to him as their messiah.

I don’t have a problem with the terminally ill finding a dignified and painless way to die peacefully. I’ve watched people that I love die the long way. There’s nothing dignified about it and no one deserves to go through that much pain.

Kevorkian, however, seemed to revel in the ghoulish way he exploited the deaths of his “victims” in order to push his cause.

I, for one, hope that he has the decency to remain “retired”.

A much better doctor — Doctor Wu:


Katy tried


I was halfway crucified


I was on the other side


Of no tomorrow…

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