Jenny,

The song that makes me call you Jen.

 Not hitting on you, but the only adult “jenny” is like this.

You’s a good girl.  EFF it

See what I mean?  Look at the bass player, had a girlfriend named “jennifer” no crap, who used to sleep with the base player.  He bored her.

I didn’t, I just left, get that?  thats right, I can F@#k groupies into monogamy.  And she wasn’t alone.

Ex-Girlfriends and White Sox.

They both suck, and I never want to see them again, but I can’t HELP IT!!!!

Update: Give me a few hours and I’m so gonna drunk dial the white sox.  Don’t need to bother with ex-girlfriends, they call me cuz I’m that good.

Update:  WHY DID YOU TRADE MCCARTHY!!!!  (cry) for a player to be named later?  Why did you move Iguchi out of the two spot?  WHY WHY WHY!!!!   Don’t you know I love you?  

OF COURSE you are not as bad as the cubs, but that isn’t a reason, it’s an excuse, why can’t you love ME!?

gore

Aparently he’s too good for politics now.

Hey Al?  You weren’t GOOD ENOUGH for presidential politics.

If you can, do.

If you can’t, teach

If you can’t teach criticise.

If you are borderline incompetent in every way, run for office.

and Now Al?

If you are completely useless in every way, start a religion.

Next we will learn is that Al is the Messiah of globiology, and he and the Scientologists will be engaged in sectarian warfare.

Black on Blue

Apparently, if you ignore the CBC/Fox News debates, you are racist.

Well, not really, but thats an interesting statement, that has been pointed out before.  If FOX is so righty, why are the coloreds associating with them?

 Biden said Fox’s role in the debate doesn’t matter.

He’s right.  Oh my god, I agree’d with biden!!!!!  Slap me,  Slap me!

Joke aside, the only more surprising supporter of a FOX based debate since the rest of the dem’s caved to outright friggen lunatics would have been kucinich.  Apparently kucinich was unavailable because the republican controled haliburton sattelites started playing with his mind, so he reserved a weekend at Iron Mountain to protect his highly valuable greyish, matter/material, that has a grey tinge.

Even if FOX leans right, (in the prime, it’s 50/50, and hume can’t be accused of being righty in his reporting, or at least as an anchor) thats know excuse.  In fact, the fox debate managed by fox might actually be informative, cuz questions will be asked, and answers will be allowed to be given, unlike the travesty that was the chrisT matthews debates on MSNBC.

Biden comes out on top, for two reasons.

1) he will show up (if he does) and demonstrate that he has bearing (which he does, he’s just wrong Edit: on issues)

2) He will face the evil and vile FOX organization, and walk away with a smile and kind words, making the rest of the line up look like (first mainpage cuss)  “PUSSIES!”

The dems are more affraid of Dkos and DU and Moveon, than they are of fox, and they are so affraid of fox, how can they ever accomplish a damn thing?

Biden accepting?  WIN (exclamation point) for biden.

Update:  actually I wasn’t kidding, I agree’d with biden someone slap the crap out of me.

“Art!” criticism

This Link, Via Powerline ……again. They are like what Allahpundit would have been if he were 15 years older (no offense guys at powerline, you guys come off as near fifties, I might be wrong, I’m just say’n)

I love art, I have seen read and heard things that have literaly changed my life.  I have manipulated my self image thanks to the the way in which life is depicted and manipulated through the eyes and the voice of an artist.

In my opinion, that is what art is;  However, the link points to a review of someone apparently rather familiar with art, and describing “Art” as compared to art, and it’s pretty funny, but it’s also very sad.

Art is a moment a sensation or a desire shared in the only way that the artist can express themselves.   “Art” is well, “Art.”

There are a lot of beautiful, powerful, sad and sometimes guilty sensations that we experience in our lives, and to turn it into an act of pomposity irritates the hell out of me.

Example, Piss christ? 

“Art.” (that amber liquid is well, you get it)

“speechless”

 

Taken from AnimationUSA

But, But, But, the second one is a cartoon!

I however find it more poignant.   Mel blanc was a voice that spoke to most of us during the best times of our life, those of you with children have shared the joy of mel with your children just as you experienced it when you were a child, and many of us have even grandparents who experienced the joy of that voice.

I call the second one art.

Fred!

Newsbusters has a rather long article about Fred! or rather a rather long article about an aricle about Fred!

Unlike NB I really don’t have a problem with people going after Fred! for being an actor.  Whenever the left goes after someone who is right, or even marginaly right for being stupid, and minimizing them, they have a habbit of losing. 

Especially when entertainment critics are criticizing him as though he is his character from TV say stuff like this. 

Women may harbor doubts about his character’s character. Arthur has a weakness for the young, tall, gorgeous prosecutors in his office and for mentoring them through their cases.

That is in reference to Law and Order.  The thing is this entertainment critic, who’s job it is to know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to entertainment issues, doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about.

I watch law and order constantly.  If there isn’t any interesting news, or a handful of TV Shows or movies, I will watch Law and Order. 

Arthur Branch is the DA, thats true, but the guy who has the thing for his assistants, wasn’t branch, it was jack mccoy.  In the series, there is a clear implication that he was banging Claire (Jill Henessy) and in the limited character background that the show offers, jack admits that his first wife was also his first assistant.   After Claire (Jill Henessy) died at the end of the ’96 season, and they needed a new assistant they found Jamie Ross (Carey lowell) and near the end of the first episode of the ’96-’97 season, there is a conversation between Jamie and Jack, where Jamie says something about:

 ”remember when I asked you why you wanted me to be your assistant.”

“yes, and?”

“you’ve only had 3 assistants.”

The implication being that jack banged his wife, the next assistant, and then claire.

Arthur Branch on the other hand, only had serena and the new chick.

Serena was a lesbian, and the new chick is more of a hardass do it myself I’m so smart let me prove myself kinda chick, and arthur ain’t rubbing up on her.

This entertainment critic, getting on Fred!’s case by depicting Fred! as Arthur Branch, doesn’t even realize that the “DA” she’s describing isn’t the “DA” Arthur Branch, played by Fred!, but rather the “ADA” Jack Mccoy, played by Sam Waterston.

Immigration Snark

Uncle Jimbo should write campaign speaches.

And He’s got a link to Mary Katherine Ham’s post with a transcript of an RNC phone solicitation.

You can’t beat that with a stick, unless maybe the stick was named phil specter.