Fred!

Via Allah, (I have typed that so much in the last 2 weeks that I might start accidentaly using it in spoken form) comes this tidbit about Fred!

The Chick’s dig him, which ain’t a bad thing at all, hell they describe Fred! in a way that almost makes ME want to bang him.

Question though.  Look at the lead up to each quote.

The Hollywood actor and former Tennessee senator racked up an impressive list of conquests during his swinging bachelor days in the 1990s

The insinuation is that Fred! was a viking tearing through hollywood and washington, using his crank as a machette in a jungle of pooter.

A less offensive insinuation, but the insult is still there.

  At 24 years his junior, Kehn has been described as a “trophy wife” but the former Republican consultant is as clever as she is vivacious, according to Mosbacher.

Meanwhile Kerry, who had at least the same reputation as Fred! is now credited with, was simply described as “something of a swordsman while he was single,” and such.  Noone really made an issue of Kerry marrying someone a billion dollars his senior, oh, WE *wink wink* knew it, but it wasn’t an “issue.”

Other than that, you got half a dozen ex-girlfriends on your side, when a lot of people in washington aren’t even liked by their spouses *cough*hillary*cough* that can’t be a bad thing.

Edit: How did I over look this one?

Joe Scarborough, a television presenter, was recently pilloried for wondering on air whether Thompson’s wife “works the pole”, although he later claimed that he had been referring jokily to the pole fitness craze rather than to stripping.

Actually, the joke wasn’t about working a stripper pole, I when I saw and heard it, I don’t think joe was talking about strippers, I think he was talking about whore’s who work a pole that isn’t brass (well it might be, but that is some serious kink) he was talking about Jeri Kehns manipulation of “The Pole.”  Anyone who thinks it was a sarcastic joke about “pole dancing” which itself was created for it’s phallic content is lying to themselves and anyone who hears them.  Also, note the use of the word “pilloried.”  I didn’t see joe in stocks, I didn’t see joe suffer, I just saw him get called on his crude comment about a professional woman who happens to be hot, and married to a soon to be President of The United States of America.

Let’s Hope

I couldn’t read the whole thing, I started to empathize with people that are important to me, but it looks like there might be some success in our medical ability in staving off Alzheimers, or at least a promising forward step.

My mother’s boyfriend’s mother died of alzheimers, and my mother was very close to her.  My Aunt’s mother in law died of alzheimers, and my aunt was the primary caregiver to her mother-in-law for years at the end.

I saw what my mother and my aunt went through, and barely remembering the deterioration of my aunt’s mother in law, but having witnessed in time lapse the collapse of my mothers boyfriend’s mother is all I need to believe that alzheimers is one of the most devestating experiences for the individual suffering from it and for everyone around them. 

Like I said, lets hope.

National Columnists Day

I will be celebrating this day by eating a lot of fiber, and spending a lot of time on the pot.

Via Insty

I won’t count this as a lazy post, I just saw that and had to find some way of working in a poop joke.

Loudmouthed Retards.

I am one, so I know something about this subject.

Cameron Diaz, who looks like all kinds of hell really, I have neighbors who are the mother of several who have better skin than Cameron, is praising oppression, while she is denouncing US oppression, and praising the concept of being poor and stupid, and short lived as a GREAT way to live.

CURSE YOU ALLAH!