Absolute Immoral Authority

Since this blog has become a celebrity/bimbo parade in my absence, I thought I’d continue the theme.

Yesterday’s New York Post cover.

C’mon Paris, just drink yourself to death and get it over with.

Dear Effing God!!!

Just plain Dear Effing God!!!

 All praise be to allah

I will destroy you!!!!

Cuz Wickedpinto is my friend.

DUCK BITCHES!!!

update: ” or I will plant my oversized feet up your ass!!!”

Fear:  YES SHE MEANS YOU!!!!  REALLY DUCK BITCHES!!!

Update:  Imagine an extraordinarily brilliant Paris Hilton.  Paris would require about 2k years to accomplish the fear that the littlist physicist offers, and about another 10K to live up to her genius.  If only Paris were the recipient of the littlest physicists oversized foot, or feet.  Other than that, she is the perfect child, cuz she is and will be nothing like Paris Hilton.

Alarm:  No really duck.

I’M NOT KIDDING FUCKING DUCK!!!

ALWAYS!!!

Once again Allah be praised.

The IPHONE joke has not, and not likely will get old. I don’t care about the content, I don’t.  That is just FRIGGEN FUNNY!

THIS I will Research.

Hitchens is right, Sharpton is wrong.

Not because Hitchens is fundamentaly correct, but he is the only person who is honest in this T-Ball debate with AL FRIGGEN SHARPTON!

I actually envy the faithful, I have none for myself, other than that there are good people who can do things that I’m incapable of, so in that way I disagree with chris.  However, Sharpton?  Is an outright retarded gladhanding grifter.  SCREW HIM!

Video if available to follow.  (I really need to take this whole multi-media thing seriously one day)

Vitter

I guess he’s a senator or something, but thats not important cuz he can’t stand the amnesty bill, which makes him okay by me on that count. 

The reason I mention him is because I’m listening to the Laura Ingraham show and for the closing softball she asks what the significance of a sort of bracelet that he’s wearing is.

I guess he’s wearing a red pink sorta bangle on his wrist, but what makes him a cool cat in my book is that he answered “It’s a creation of my 5 year old daughter.” and didn’t shut up until the break.   I think that’s endearing.