This is why the internet is great

Not because my retarded ass can make these silly semi-sane, and scarcely coherent posts on a blog that celebrates milestones with crackheads, but because other sites are able to make money by having a countdown to the moment when Hayden is available for legal vaginal abuse. Or maybe, for a change in focus of her craft towards HARDCORE PORN!

Update:  It is now Okay to fantacize about hayden while masturbating without feeling guilt.

MTP

There is a LOT of “there” there, but in basic.

Rove pinned david gregory to the bunk, held him down, and tattoed Gregorie’s ass, so that every time Gregory drop’s trow for helen thomas when she’s wielding a strap-on she will see “Property of Carl Rove” indelibaly marked there.

Gregory interuped rove 4 times, to ask a leading question, that had 3 points, and rove only interuped to say “lets take this 1 at a time.” but gregory kept saying “let me finish my question” even though he was asking 3 questions, in the context of one accusation.

Then he(rove) addressed each point, “absolutely there were no WMD’s but the entire world, even his own generals believed they had them, so that assumption while wrong, was not incorrect!!”

Then the “threat to partner nations.” thing and rove didn’t just tatoo gregories ass, he’s got “property of carl rove” tattooed on gregory’s forhead.

Grace, Dignity and honesty by Darth Rove while Davy was a petulant little prick?

Points all to Rove.

Once again, the Republicans prove themselves regal, and graceful, and kind, and calm.