Most Evil, yet Funny Quote I’ve read in a while.

At WWTDD:

“If I was Jenny McCarthys kid, she would think I had autism too.”

That is evil and hilarious.

Best Invention Ever

Or easiest way to get stabbed in your sleep for just mentioning it to your significant other?

Boob Job In a Bottle.

Bob Shrum to World

“Hey I’m Retarded!“

Taken from Hotair, headlines.

I might be paraphrasing.

Charles Barkley on the Media

No, it’s not Chris Matthews and Obama.

“This is unprecedented ass kissing.”

It’s ESPN and Lebron.  Charles apparently missed the 2008 election cycle.

Actors Testifying Reasonably

Steven Colbert embarrassed himself and congress with his testimony, but Mike Rowe, who I’m sure my mom wants to sleep with, and I will now have nightmares since I mentioned it, made sense, when testifying to congress.

“He said one of reasons this is occurring is because community colleges and vocational education have taken the backseat to four-year college degrees.”

Exactly, why are there 4 year degree’s for mechanics, welders and for people who can’t do math (trust me, most teachers can’t do math for jack, most of my friends are married to teachers, and we all dated them when I was in the Corps, I don’t know how that worked out, but we always dated teachers)

I’ve had EXACTLY that conversation with so many people it’s ridiculous, Mesa and I talked about it, Mike and I talked about it, My uncle John and I talked about it, (My uncle John is the smartest man I have ever met, and I’m pretty cocky about my own ability)

You really should only be taught what you need to learn to accomplish what you need to accomplish, anything else is vanity and should be learned at your local library, not with a few 10′s of K bucks just so you can say “I have a degree from Cornell AG.”

CNN — the Energizer Bunny

The gift that keeps on giving.

Rick Sanchez fired from CNN.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez is not happy with being made fun of constantly on The Daily Show and Colbert Report. It is from this jumping off point that he absolutely unleashed on Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, and at times his own network, on Pete Dominick’s satellite radio show yesterday.

The big takeaway – Sanchez calls Stewart “a bigot,” then walks it back a bit, and he implies CNN is run by Jews.

He could always go to work for Air America.

Oh, right.

Midnight bites

I had a friend in The Corps, a VERY SHORT woman, who was VERY TOUGH!  during one small hump, she ran backward carrying a guy who was better on the run than I was, and I was pretty good.

Anyways, this midget chick who bitched another friend on a hump turned me on to Ani Difranco.  I think she is the queen of dykes  from the ’90′s.

I don’t say that offensively! I LOVE LESBIANS!, I just wish more of them had webcams or filmographers.  I LOVE LESBIANS!.

But This is a fantastic song, semi NSFW  bad language.

That tough broad Marine chick and I and my friends used to trade of on a lot of music, we were all audiophiles at the time, but I REALLY liked Ani, good stuff, she’s got a lot of good songs, and not all of them are lesbiafied.

The War on Drugs

At least hallucinogens.

If you don’t ever want your child or friend to use drugs that cause hallucinations, just show them this.

or this:

or this:

and tell them, that that is what they are gonna think of.

I don’t do illicit drugs, but already, I’m having nightmares, and I’ve only been awake for about an hour.

SOMEONE GET THESE EFFERS OFF OF ME!