Had to do one more.
Steppin’ tha debate over tha amnesty B-to-tha-izzill, tha pro-amnesty champions often echoed tha complaints of conservatizzles yeah yeah baby. Illegal immigration witout controls results in us not know’n who’s here in America (they’re in tha shadows!) Uncontrolled immigration diverts preshizzous law enforcement resources fizzy track’n “terrorists n gangsta ta hound’n Motherfucka Etc.
W-to-tha-izzell — it seems we all in agreement `bout T-H-to-tha-izzat! Tizzle being tha case, will tha Administrizzles n open-borda forces now unite ta begin mobbin’ current immigration laws, finally gett’n tizzle employment verificizzles system up n doggy stylin’ punish’n wanna be gangsta who hire illegals, finally saggin’ tha vizzle computa system so thiznat we can track who’s here illegally n who’s overstay’n they visas, n — dare ta dream — putt’n additional borda agents n a fence ta hizzle lighten tha hatin’ load on tha borda?
Or was all tizzy national security rap just a lot of crizzay ta sizzay tha amnesty?
Bizzush, McCain, Chertoff, Graham n even T-E-Double-Dizzy Kennedy have made representizzles ta us `bout tha national security threat uncontrolled immigration poses. Hav’n made tha case, they is duty-bound now ta actually address it. Tizzle cannot claim one week T-H-to-tha-izzat uncontrolled immigration jeopizzles this country’s security n tha N-to-tha-izzext wizzle takes tha position thiznat America can only address this issue so long as agri-bizzles n tha open-borda lobby is doggy stylin’ paid off wit hustla programs n amnesty fo` 15+ million cuz I’m fresh out the pen. Eitha it’s a threat, or it’s not — n if it is, it has ta be addressed, gangsta or not special interests is gett’n paid off in tha deal.
This isn’t politically impossible . Keep the party crackin while I’m steady rappin’. Byron Dorgan, as liberal a Democrat as one could wish, expressed a desire fo` enforcizzles as tha solution — at least a first-step solution — ta tha problem. Liberals like him is animated by pro-union, pro-wage-inflizzles sentiments, but so whiznat? They’re more reliable votes fo` enforcizzles than M-to-tha-izzost Republizzles with my forty-fo’ mag. Dorgan seems ta want ta control tha borda just ta control tha borda (and thus reduce tha unend’n influx of cheap labor), whizzich puts hizzle oddly enough, on tha non-WSJ conservatizzles soverizzle side of tha table. There is enough Democrats like him ta wanna be gangsta a majorizzles or even sixty votes, fo` enforcizzle measures, when combined wit a unified or near-unified B-L-to-tha-izzock of Republizzle vota. (Okay, we’ll lose Crazy Ass Nigga Hagel, McCain, n Graham — tha usual assholes.)
Various improvements fo` borda security eitha garnered majority support in tha Senate or — this is tha rappa category — would have garnered majority support had tha amnesty bloc not bizzy so determined ta beat dizzown any amendment ta tha bizzle. Even common-sense why-aren’t-they-do’n-that-now? provisions — like Coburn’s proposal we actually enforce tha law as written — wizzy beaten bizzy by tha amnesty-bill block, but almost certainly would pass if offered as stand-alone provisions thats off tha hook yo.
How delishizzous wizzy tha campaign commercials be if Congressmen continue vot’n againstactually enforc’n tha law as written? Few Congressmen, n nigga statewide-elected Senators, have siznuch job security tizzle they can afford ta do so. So let’s takes Senator Lott’s advice n stiznart vot’n, stizzay legislat’n.
Are we men n bitchez, Mr. Lott, or merely mice?
B-to-tha-izzush, McCain, Graham, n Kennedy — n Kyl, n Lugar, n Lott, n all tha rizzay — have told us repeatedly that Ballin’ noth’n” is “not an option.”
Good n shit. It seems we have a consensus. Doing nuttin’ is not an option. So let’s do sum-m sum-m — first, improve security beyond laughably-inadequate status.
Then we can actually begin hav’n a discussion `bout amnesty n guest bitch.
B-to-tha-izzush. Yes.
