Bacon bits

This is amazing.

Probably NSFW.

A little bird told me…

That PattyAnn likes lamb.

Brewfan’s description of his Easter roasted lamb leg inspired me to get a couple of lamb shanks and throw them in the slow cooker.

Smells yummy. Three more hours until they are fall off the bone tender.

Update: Wow, that was the best lamb I’ve ever had. Bar none.  And, I’ve eaten a lot of lamb in my day. Even over lamb chops, which I love.

Recipe below the jump.

Not gonna suck

I think this is going to be pretty good in about five hours.

Last night’s non-Warrior Diet effort after the jump.

This IS a tasty burger

The Food Network recently visited a place where I ate a lot of greasy (but good) burgers during my college days. Making sure that you order correctly is part of the of the experience. Not as crazy as the hot dog joint a few posts down, but a great place none the less.

Crazy Jim’s Blimpy Burger.

Tarantino is an asshole

Anyone surprised?

I’m homesick

I used to live about two blocks from this place.

The producers of the show tried to make this into a social commentary. I never saw anything but good humored fun. Plus, they ALWAYS start it.

What do you expect from a bunch of drunks?

Totally Awesome Awesomeness

I like bacon. A lot.

Who doesn’t?

A lot of other people must love bacon too, based on the amount of hits I get every day on the Deep Fried Bacon Cheese and Beer Dog  post. I live blogged my Bacon Wrapped Steak experience and have previously found such wonders as the Bacon Martini and the Bacon Scented Tuxedo.

But, I think I have met my match when it comes to bacony bliss.

Everyone’s tried a bacon cheeseburger, but this guy/genius made a Bacon Cheese Baconburger. The burger is made out of — bacon.  And, then topped with bacon! Wonderful. Lot’s of yummy pictures.

He also made Bacon Cereal and the Ultimate Bacon Sandwich.

Dude’s got skillz.

Eat your veggies and you’ll get smarter..

Or at least your food will…

Fractal broccoli — it’s real.

Question. What do you get when you take a bunch of hippies that have nothing else to do (heh) and give them a bunch of vegetables and power tools and tell them to put together an orchestra?

Answer. Pretty much the same thing you’d get from a bunch of smelly hippies sitting around banging out of rhythm on empty buckets like they normally do. Except WAY more obnoxious.

Coming to a Ron Paul event near you.

Dinner blogging — bacon wrapped steak

So, I have some bacon left over from the bacon wrapped turkey that I made for T-Day and I got a box of Omaha Steaks the other day.

What to do?

Bacon wrapped New York strip steaks? Sounds good to me.

First, season with fresh ground pepper and salt — then wrap those suckers:

Toss them in the pan:

Cook until a perfect 139 degrees internal temperature:

Eat:

Any questions?

Assault with a deadly — pickle

More proof that it’s not weird enough unless it happens here in Michigan.

Mich. man gets probation for assault with pickle

NILES, Mich. — Talk about being in a pickle: A judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles.

According to police reports, the pickle problems began when Bobby Lee Bolen of Buchanan was hanging out at his then-friend Jody Lee’s home in Buchanan on Aug. 20.

Bolen went to the refrigerator and helped himself to some pickles. According to the report, Lee told Bolen he couldn’t afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles. Bolen then began yelling and swearing and stormed out, according to the report.

Later, Bolen barged back into the house and got into an argument with Lee. Lee told police Bolen slammed him down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him and said, “Here’s your damn pickles.”

It is not known whether they were able to save the pickles.

Update: Welcome Instapundit readers!

SMC

While Wickedpinto is taking a little break/rehab, he asked me to keep up the Sunday Morning Cartoon (SMC). Well, I’m not much for cartoons — so I had to improvise a little.

I give you this weeks SMC — see if you can figure out what the ‘C’ stands for this week.

Found at TBIFOC.

Don’t try this at home

Unlike this chick — some guy decided it would be fun to get his girlfriend to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon and videotape it. Hilarity ensues.

Fake, but way too accurate

This is just wrong.

Jones Soda’s latest flavors: dirt, sweat

Ever wonder what the Seahawks’ locker room tastes like after a big game?

Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.

Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors — Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf — are “pretty lifelike.”

“Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting,” she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, “stinky football sock” finish.

What’s next? Dirty Sanchez?

Orca vs. Great White

In case you were wondering…

Mmm, shark liver.

Ward Churchill

will soon be eating from refuse bins.

I wish !!

Actually, he will just lose his university money, but he will make money as a visiting scholar, and guest speaker.

If only he could be beheaded, ummmmm.

Hey Abdul Mohammed Ahmed?  Ward Churchill offended your honor!

(thats the best I can stew up.)

Cute!!

Apparently this was posted yesterday at IB though there seems to be a lot of protesting about exactly the date of posting, that makes me think “Thou dost” or is it “doth?” whatever it is, still, it doesn’t matter it’s about as cute as you get.  I could gank the vid and post it here, but I rather you visit IB and do it there.

If you can’t stand the heat…

You better get out of Hell’s Kitchen.

Crying? There’s no crying in Hell’s Kitchen.

Unbelievably, Aaron’s still around.

It’s a goofy show, half of these so-called “chefs” can barely cook, but I love Gordon Ramsay. He’s a chef’s chef. I’ve eaten at his eponymously named restaurant and it was excellent. For a kinder, gentler Gordon Ramsay, be sure to check out his other show Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America where he helps restaurants on the brink of oblivion find their way back. Sometimes to great success, other times — not so much.

Great with sushi

Cucumber Pepsi

Via Fark

Mmmmm, bacon! #2537

In the spirit of the Deep Fried Bacon Cheese and Beer Dog, I am so proud to give you the perfect accompanyment:

Perfect Bacon Martini

Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash tobasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.

I’m thinking it would taste a lot better with gin.

Found here.

I don’t know how I feel about this.

Rosie’s gone, via allah/hotair via tmz (tmz tends to be pretty reliable, every tip for them that I see being repeated tends to work out well) but my concern is. . .

I think that we benefit when these complete retards are allowed to share their opinions about stuff they know nothing about, while they are lecturing us about that very stuff, and judging us about it.  I think we could take great advantage of people who are so stupid, and so wrong, that we can feed them a question and actualy proffit by having at least one definitive negative.

 Example:

Me:So, Rosie I was thinking about getting married but I’m not sure, she’s great, she’s wealthy, talented, loves me is great in bed, but theres just something that makes me wonder, what should I do?

Rosie: “giver her a chance.”

Result: I dump her right then and there.

that is usefull info to have, and only people as profoundly stupid as rosie can offer it.