Microsoft dorks gone wild

Vista came pre-loaded on my Core 2 Quad machine, but no way is it going on my Pentium 4 laptop.

Not. That. Stupid.

The Twelve Days of Mike Huckabee

 Thanks to Beth from MVRWC.

WordPress.com Political Blogger Alliance

A rap song for the rest of us

Content warning — naughty words.

Eat your veggies and you’ll get smarter..

Or at least your food will…

Fractal broccoli — it’s real.

Question. What do you get when you take a bunch of hippies that have nothing else to do (heh) and give them a bunch of vegetables and power tools and tell them to put together an orchestra?

Answer. Pretty much the same thing you’d get from a bunch of smelly hippies sitting around banging out of rhythm on empty buckets like they normally do. Except WAY more obnoxious.

Coming to a Ron Paul event near you.

Global warming tool

This guy spammed me. Check out his crappy video.

If you are going to put out a music video shouldn’t you be able to, you know, sing?

And, did this guy buy carbon offsets for all of the energy wasted in the creation of this video?

Update: Welcome Coastal Conservation League goofballs. Here’s a clue, if you don’t want someone to make fun of your ridiculous little video, don’t spam their site with links to it.

Heh, cross posted at Ace of Spades HQ.

REAL electronic music

Music made by electricity and air. No speakers or sound equipment.

In this clip, “the music that you hear is coming from the sparks that these two identical high power solid state Tesla coils are generating — there are no speakers involved.”

The Tesla coils stand 7 feet tall and are each capable of putting out over 12 foot of spark. They are spaced about 18 feet apart. The coils are controlled over a fiber optic link by a single laptop computer. Each coil is assigned to a midi channel which it responds to by playing notes that are programed into the computer software

Nightclub applications of this could be pretty cool.

From TechEBlog.

Elvis at his highest

The passion of the moonbat

The next time you are trying to fathom the rantings of the “progressive” left, keep this video in mind. There is nothing you can do to understand this level of looniness.

One little moonbat was a tad bit upset about the treatment Britney received after her VMA performance.

How do I know it’s a moonbat? They act exactly the same way whenever they lose an election.

Btw, this is a dude.

Not safe for work for some language at the beginning and the bizarre looks you will get from anyone within earshot.

h/t Professor Blather

I’ve been waiting for this moment…

For all of my life.

Oh lord.

Booty booty booty booty

Just in case you’ve ever wondered if the Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza Place you’ve taken your kids to in the suburbs is anything like the version in the hood.

Now that’s paying attention to your market demographics.

Watch it.

I don’t like opera, I don’t “get it.” but I couldn’t help but appreciate this, and especially the response.

found at macrangers place.

Update: about 5 minutes later.  This was the closer video on Brit Hume’s show, thats cool.  (not my link of course, just the youtube video)

Sunday Morning Cartoon

This isn’t one of the childhood favorites, this is something I came across.

I speak a very weak form of japanese, and I lived there for a year, I generaly, lived with my girlfriend who was japanese, and I wanted to extend my stay there so I recognize the language a bit, I also recognize the janan-o-english that isn’t at all uncommon in japanese animation or common television.  This first version sounds foreign, and still sounds like it misses the joke.

I found this video which looks like an honest to goodness translation of the south park anime’ episode (I can’t recall the name of the episode offhand) into japanese.  It makes me wonder if the Japanese will get the joke.

I personaly thought the english language version was hillarious, but, this is even more funny, cuz I can just imagine the japanese ameriphiles in japan thinking “HAI!!!   Beikoku sugoi!!!”  or some crap like that.

Now compare it with the “janglish” version offered in the US.  some of it is subtle, but it’s significant.

I couldn’t find a good chinpo-ko-mon link (and those with even the most urbane janglishers should get that joke before it’s linked)

Anyways here is the american vid.

“Hey Hey lets go, Kick ahsuu, wanatakhiro (nonsense) protect my balls”

Thats funny.

 Okay! Okay, for you absolutists, I know you are out there, (well I am, and that counts) I offer

“The Visionairies”  without a doubt the most pourly thought out cartoon, I think it was an action figure first.  you wet your finger and touch the “banner” or whatever it’s called.

The cartoon focus’ on the french like surrender monkey foundation of foreign policy becuase, hey, the writers prolly pissed away 9 plus years learning french as well as being “writers’ so they had to work surrender as a foreign policy into their scripts.

Still , action figures?  Kinda cool at the time, just like how “man-E-faces” was cool from the he-man series, mechanics and science are “cool” as long as they focus on the lamest portion of American society.

Visionaries link

Kinda dicked up that the Friggen visionaries are blocked for embedd.

Update: The last video doesn’t allow embedding, but if you click the image, you can watch it through youtube.

Jenny,

The song that makes me call you Jen.

 Not hitting on you, but the only adult “jenny” is like this.

You’s a good girl.  EFF it

See what I mean?  Look at the bass player, had a girlfriend named “jennifer” no crap, who used to sleep with the base player.  He bored her.

I didn’t, I just left, get that?  thats right, I can F@#k groupies into monogamy.  And she wasn’t alone.

Bring out your (nearly) dead…

Kevorkian was released today.

Welcome home, buddy.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian released from prison

COLDWATER - Nearly nine years after Jack Kevorkian last challenged medical convention, taunted legal authorities and sought to rewrite the rules on assisted suicide, he walked out of prison quietly this morning.

Looking more gaunt than in the 1990s when he gained international fame as “Dr. Death,” Kevorkian climbed into a car with his lawyer, Mayer Morganroth, and quickly left the Lakeland Correctional Facility to begin two years of supervised release. It was a low-key start for a man whose theatrics and sharp rhetoric once commanded attention to the nation’s death-rights movement.

Well, almost home.

The Doc lives only a mile or two from me. I used to live a couple of blocks from the hospital parking lot where Dr. Demento used to dump his bodies. After that he started leaving them in random hotel rooms around town for unsuspecting cleaning staff to find.

I’ve since moved the next small suburb over. But, if Death Boy decides to start scattering corpses again — I’m sure I’ll be within smelling distance.

Kevorkian also spawned local idiot extraordinaire, lawyer Geoff Fieger, who has since entertained us by losing by the widest margin ever in a Michigan gubernatorial race. He’s a sleazy clown — no surprise that the Michigan dem’s would look to him as their messiah.

I don’t have a problem with the terminally ill finding a dignified and painless way to die peacefully. I’ve watched people that I love die the long way. There’s nothing dignified about it and no one deserves to go through that much pain.

Kevorkian, however, seemed to revel in the ghoulish way he exploited the deaths of his “victims” in order to push his cause.

I, for one, hope that he has the decency to remain “retired”.

A much better doctor — Doctor Wu:

Katy tried

I was halfway crucified

I was on the other side

Of no tomorrow…

Code monkey

I am in the computer biz, but I am NOT a coder. Thank God. I couldn’t imagine it.

I know there are a lot of you out there and — good for you. I’m sure it can be very rewarding to come up with something elegant in it’s simplicity and portability. It’s just not for me.

I suffer through scripting and I used to have to write network batch files back in ancient times so I commiserate.

So, out of respect for all of the hard working Code Monkeys out there:

Code Monkey think, maybe manager wanna write goddam login page himself!

Heh.

I don’t play World of Warcraft either. I have a life.

h/t Asher, sort of.

You don’t Eff with a man who looks like this.

If he doesn’t send “jim” after you, he will spit in your pizza.

 Man that man builds metaphors that create philosophers.

When moonbats dance

Yeah, these are the people we really want running the country.

Vote Hillary!!! Or worse, Gore.

Does the ‘poet’ know that there is a crazy person flopping all over on the ground/having a siezure in front of her?

And, if a moonbat flops around in the woods, does anyone hear it?

Touching.

Makes more sense when they remember to turn on the music. Or, the iPod version:

h/t for the first video to Ace. I found the second one while trying to find the original.

Da Vinci’s Notebook

I think Da Vinci’s Notebook is hilarious, and someone agree’s.  Sweet.

Also it looks like Randy finaly moved out of the hotel and became friends with 4 extremely gay men, but thats karma for you.

Alec Baldwin is a scumbag

When fat boy is not on the radio or television making a complete ass of himself proving how little he knows about politics — he leaves horrible voice mail messages for his daughter.

She’s eleven years old.

This worthless piece of crap should never be allowed another visitation without supervision.

Our buddy Slublog – mix-master extraordinaire — comes through with a musical tribute. A must listen.

Thanks once again to Ace and Hot Air.

Freedom

From Ace