Have a rage boy Christmas

From the always funny guys at The Nose On Your Face.

Why would anyone watch these idiots?

The airheads on The View, of course.

“They had Christians before Jesus Christ, they threw them to the lions.”

Oof.

This makes their political proclamations even more ridiculous.

The only reason I even noticed this is because they had their “favorite Republican nutjob”, Ron Paul, on today.

Via Hot Air

Oh England, we hardly knew ye

An interesting look at the losing battle over the soul of The Empire.

Cal Thomas at Real Clear Politics

England is Vanishing

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND — Perhaps there will not always be an England. An exodus unprecedented in modern times, coupled with a record influx of foreigners, is threatening to erode the character of the land of William Shakespeare and overpowering monarchs, a land that served as the cradle for much of American thought, law and culture.

The figures, making headlines in London newspapers, tell only part of the story. Between June 2005 and June 2006 nearly 200,000 British citizens chose to leave the country for a new life elsewhere. During the same period, at least 574,000 immigrants came to Britain. This number does not include the people who broke the law to get there, or the thousands unknown to the government. Britain’s Office of National Statistics reports that middle-class Britons are beginning to move out of towns in southern England that have become home to large numbers of immigrants, thereby altering the character of neighborhoods that have remained unchanged for generations.

Britons give many reasons for leaving, but their stories share one commonality: life in Britain has become unbearable for them. They fear lawlessness and the threat of more terrorism from a growing Muslim population and the loss of a sense of Britishness, exacerbated by the growing refusal of public schools to teach the history and culture of the nation to the next generation. What it means to be British has been watered down in a plague of political correctness that has swept the country faster than hoof-and-mouth disease. Officials say they do not wish to “offend” others.

Go read the rest.

The last line of the article is scary:

The greater tragedy is that the people of Britain have little say in any of this, so they are taking the road of last resort. They are leaving.

Caliphate — google it!

Poochie

I have a reason to dwell on poochies, but it’s not my place.

Anyways, two comments by the same person at the Hostages, were beautiful, inspirational and true in a way that man can’t understand.

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

Author unknown…

• Will Rogers said something to the effect of, “If dogs don’t go to heaven, I want to go where they go.”

I second that.

 that was MOMinuteman.

His moniker might make him sound like some right wing extremist, but he understands poochies so quickly and easily that the reast of the hostages (there are 6 of us, and all but one are dog people) couldn’t respond.

MOMinutemen, I might disagree with you in the future about other things, but you said it.  You said it best about mans best “friend.”  I personaly don’t think they are a friend, they are a family member, and we are their pack.

Thank you VERY much for those reminders MOMinuteman.

Thank You VERY MUCH for those references.

“I hit him in the skull…”

Tucker? let me inform you of something.  I’m a soft bitch, but I probably have 60 pounds on your self righteous scrawny ass.

I’m willing to call homosexuals fags, and doughnutpunchers, and rimriders, and you THINK you are the “least anti-gay conservative.” though you threaten to throw heads into the stall?

Bring your 3 breast friends, and I will bring ONE gay friend, and the two of us, one gay and one hetero will mop the floor with your “least anti-gay” conservative ass, faster that it took you to give your “I have black friends” or ” I have gay friends” defense.

You were a patronizing little shit, and even if you weren’t patronizing, you are a little shit.  I could snap your neck with one arm, and one leg as a “handicap” you tiny tiny tiny little elitest prick.

Hell, I bet if I had mesa shouting instructions from the corner, I could beat the living snot out of you with only ONE limb.

Ain’t the media SO FRIGGEN TOUGH!!!!! when they aren’t actually facing anyone?

NOTE: I’m a soft bitch now, VERY SOFT, but I’m still a relatively fit 220lb’s, at 6′1+

Tucker is just a napoleonic midget hiding behind the only job that allows him to say “THE CONSTITUTION, THE CONSTITUTION.”   Tucker?  You are a liar, and a pussy, you need some ass kicking to actually understand the “strength” you think you represent, but I guess thats a requirement for MSNBC.

I will not watch

Any football game broadcast on NBC.

I choked and gagged my way through olby’s idiotic political screed masked as sports commentary.  What a SELF RIGHTEOUS PRICK!!  “you will not.” he said that 5 friggen times, 5 times this guy who is appearing for the first time is telling me and the NFL what we “will not” do?  how about this, ” I will not watch you” “I will not watch you on MSNBC,” , “I will not watch on on ESPN”, “I will not watch you one NBC”, ” I will not watch you as you drown at sea, I will not watch you keith olberman, I will not watch you here, or there or anywhere, you RETARDED SELF RIGHTEOUS MORON!!!! 

 This guy is making millions people.  Even lefty’s should hate his pathetic commentary on football, what an idiot.

Harry Potter (pretty much all spoilers)

The book at it’s literary value, is not something I’m gonna break down, at least not much. The chick who did the advance review for the NYT was a pedantic retard, and if you think she did a good job, then stop reading, and just accept whatever other people tell you.

It was the best in the series, and it was a more than entertaining book, but to insinuate that it was a work for the ages, other than the fact that it is a the last of the greatest marketing success in the history of publishing, is not only naive but worthy of that chick having her degree revoked.

The tempo of the book is acceptable, FAST, slow, Fast SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Fast, moderate, Fast, SLOW, and finaly it’s just right, and thats not uncommon in most books where entire environments and mythologys must be expressed, so thats not really a complaint, thats just a basic layout of what it will be like to read this book.

EVERYTHING FOLLOWING IS PACKED WITH SPOILERS, SO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE PURISTS!!!

Happy last minute Moon Day!

Don’t tell my uncle, he would be ashamed of me, but I am WAY late on posting anything about moon day.

We landed on the moon 38 years ago, got bored after only 3 years, and decided to just hange out with all of the junkie’s that were replacing the men of worth that led us to the moon.

Then we had the idea of the shuttle, which was screwed up, because of studio 54.

Harry Potter Leak

I know, it’s pathetic that I’m mentioning it, at least it’s better the the trailers I put up some time ago.

There doesn’t seem to be any doubt that there are copy’s of the book available for reading and review.  One of the big deals floating around is all of the links to torrent sites that have a .pdf, but that pdf is being debunked as fan-fiction, (5oo pages of fan fiction, thats just sad.)  There is also argument about the “spoilers” that are listed in the NYT review (in my opinion, not a big deal, yes I do read a lot of the boards, they are entertaining, and by describing the hallow’s as they actually are, isn’t a big deal, to think that the readers could have figured out the meaning is stupid based on all of the other titles) and a supposed upload of the jim dale audio-book (unless it’s been updated) are all silly and almost all wrong.

I finaly found a review that actually has spoilers, at least for people who might have been curious and attentive, you can figure out a couple of them from this article I would guess, because, there is only one sword mentioned in the entire book, pleanty of axes, but only one sword.

Basicaly, I don’t know how many of you have ever read a book, my guess is most of you, but even if you knew the end of a book or series that you were atached to as the HP people are, you think that would keep you from reading the book?  I can’t think of a single book that I have ever read where knowing the ending would have kept me from reading it, (or at least a single book I enjoyed) because reading is about the process of reading.  Of turning off your real world self and sinking into the world that the author is creating and actually making yourself a part of the book rather than an outsider learning about other people.

Still, I don’t know if I’m gonna cave in and read the book before I hear the audio book. (60 friggen bucks!?!  They are better than the books but not THAT much better) So I’m in a bit of a connundrum.

Do I meander down this week, as I pick up a couple new books for my entertainment, and include Harry Potter into the queue?  I think it comes down to a basic question, do I think that the readers of AMA could tolerate this post about Harry Potter, a review of Harry Potter tomorrow, and then a sunday morning cartoon?

Thats a lot of lameness to ask ya’all to endure, still, I don’t know, I might get the book, and do it anyways.

I Love This Woman!

Allah has a link to an interview with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

FRIGGEN AWESOME! 

I especially like the part where the interviewer treats her like some quaint little creature who just crawled out of a propoganda school to spout cliche’s, only to be on the recieving end of this quote.

““You grew up in freedom, and you can spit on freedom because you don’t know what it is not to have freedom.”

Which is friggen AWESOME!

And she’s . . . I wouldn’t say hot, but definately there is something VERY adorable about her.

Sci-Fi

The Bad News:

Fred Saberhagen died on the 29th of june.

Good News:

Kinda, pretty much everybody who is somebody in Sci-fi is at the Heinlein Centenarry celebration. in KC.

He was a visionary and brought many studly jock types, like myself, into the fold of sci-fi.

If only we had heard you properly then and lets hope we hear you now sir.

Inclusion: I meant to make a flying car joke, but I screwed it up, I have to stop clicking so damn fast.

Update:  How big of a deal is Robert Heinlein?  So big that INSTY! used a “jump” to describe him.  INSTY used a JUMP, I’m just say’n.

Do u haz a brane relijun?

I usually hate this kind of Mensa circle jerk thought game. But, since the right side of the blogosphere contains an interesting mix of atheists, agnostics, religious types and cthulhu worshipers — and since this is the sort of thing that also gets people pissed off at each other — I thought it could be fun.

Ignore the strangely skewed wording of the questions and have at it.

Or not, I really don’t care.

1. Imagine that every person on earth not already an atheist
suddenly became one today. (Take a breath, now. This is just a
gedanken experiment.) What are some of the more significant ways this
would impact your life?

2. Does it matter, and how might it matter, whether most people
adopt a robust, historically and philosophically informed, rationally
arrived-at atheism vice a sudden and perfectly simple lack of
belief?

3. Say people ceased believing in the existence of any god by simply
having all their memories of their religious instruction and theistic
beliefs deleted. If they are otherwise of the same nature as they
are now, would belief in a god or gods emerge again?

4. After your emotional ringing (the “holy shit!” factor, your sheer
astonishment at the disappearance of belief) dampened down to neutral
affect, would you have occasion to talk about a god?

5. What do you think some of the political ramifications might be?
(e.g., would governments have to deal with an increase in illicit and
immoral activity? A decrease? Would the government move to the left
or the right? Toward authoritarianism or personal freedom?)

h/t some guy named Tad

THIS I will Research.

Hitchens is right, Sharpton is wrong.

Not because Hitchens is fundamentaly correct, but he is the only person who is honest in this T-Ball debate with AL FRIGGEN SHARPTON!

I actually envy the faithful, I have none for myself, other than that there are good people who can do things that I’m incapable of, so in that way I disagree with chris.  However, Sharpton?  Is an outright retarded gladhanding grifter.  SCREW HIM!

Video if available to follow.  (I really need to take this whole multi-media thing seriously one day)

Fred!

Via Allah, (I have typed that so much in the last 2 weeks that I might start accidentaly using it in spoken form) comes this tidbit about Fred!

The Chick’s dig him, which ain’t a bad thing at all, hell they describe Fred! in a way that almost makes ME want to bang him.

Question though.  Look at the lead up to each quote.

The Hollywood actor and former Tennessee senator racked up an impressive list of conquests during his swinging bachelor days in the 1990s

The insinuation is that Fred! was a viking tearing through hollywood and washington, using his crank as a machette in a jungle of pooter.

A less offensive insinuation, but the insult is still there.

  At 24 years his junior, Kehn has been described as a “trophy wife” but the former Republican consultant is as clever as she is vivacious, according to Mosbacher.

Meanwhile Kerry, who had at least the same reputation as Fred! is now credited with, was simply described as “something of a swordsman while he was single,” and such.  Noone really made an issue of Kerry marrying someone a billion dollars his senior, oh, WE *wink wink* knew it, but it wasn’t an “issue.”

Other than that, you got half a dozen ex-girlfriends on your side, when a lot of people in washington aren’t even liked by their spouses *cough*hillary*cough* that can’t be a bad thing.

Edit: How did I over look this one?

Joe Scarborough, a television presenter, was recently pilloried for wondering on air whether Thompson’s wife “works the pole”, although he later claimed that he had been referring jokily to the pole fitness craze rather than to stripping.

Actually, the joke wasn’t about working a stripper pole, I when I saw and heard it, I don’t think joe was talking about strippers, I think he was talking about whore’s who work a pole that isn’t brass (well it might be, but that is some serious kink) he was talking about Jeri Kehns manipulation of “The Pole.”  Anyone who thinks it was a sarcastic joke about “pole dancing” which itself was created for it’s phallic content is lying to themselves and anyone who hears them.  Also, note the use of the word “pilloried.”  I didn’t see joe in stocks, I didn’t see joe suffer, I just saw him get called on his crude comment about a professional woman who happens to be hot, and married to a soon to be President of The United States of America.

WTF!!!!

According to newsbusters the UN Sec Gen says that Darfur is because of FLOGGING GLOBAL FLOGGING WARMING?

I remember the Ethiopian famine, when I was a kid, I also remember the sudanese refugee problem brought about by a famine in Sudan, I also remember other famines, and other droughts, and other famines, but the thing that was most common?

A nation of mongrels unwilling to care for their people their food base, and their industrial base.

Global FRIGGEN WARMING?!?!?!?

so let me get this straight, global warming is responsible that there is a ruling population of arab muslims in sudan who think that black muslims are an interferrence, AFTER they have already chased the african christians into a defensive posture with the EVER SO VIGILANT! UN military protecting the christians, but now the arab muslims are killing black muslims, but not black christians is because of Global FLOGGING WARMING?!?!?!?

Listen, there MIGHT be something (not likely) to this whole global warming thing, there MIGHT be something (not likely)to this whole poverty thing, there MIGHT be something to this (not likely) whole western intervention thing, but you know what I don’t believe?

That Africa at .6 degree’s in the last hundred years is why lowlife scumbags are eager to slaughter an entire RACIAL portion of their population.  Global Effing Warming, JESUS FRIGGEN CHRIST!!!

Non-News Story of the Day.

The White Sox lose to a team that they should have easily embarassed.

Back to your regular viewing.

Andrew Sullivan should research this.

Afghanistan gay’s get to get off scott free, assuming his name is scott, which isn’t likely.

Fascinating, apparently Islam does have a number of penis issues.

Another sign of laziness?  we have to link Via insty

The religion of peace atrocities

If you are still one of the uninformed sheeple who feel that muslim extremists pose no threat to the world — read the articles that I link here. If you are not compeletely disgusted and horrified, I suggest that you make a trip to the Middle East to commune with your buddies. Make sure you wear the bacon scented tuxedo to ingratiate yourself — until they cut off your head with a rusty knife while video taping it for their pals.

The Christian victims of Iraq

Holy Week is a time when Christians think of the crucifixion of Jesus. This year, they should also be meditating on another crucifixion: that of a 14-year-old boy, nailed to a cross by Islamists in Iraq.

This diabolical crime was part of a campaign by jihadists to extinguish one of the most ancient Christian Churches in the world, that of the Assyrians.

I don’t know if the Christian teenager who was crucified in Basra last October knew Jesus’s language, but by the time the Islamists had finished with him he certainly knew a great deal about his suffering.

From The Catholic Herald:

“When they cook a dish in the Middle East, it is traditional to put the meat on top of the rice when they serve it. They kidnapped a woman’s baby in Baghdad, a toddler, and because the mother was unable to pay the ransom, they returned her child – beheaded, roasted and served on a mound of rice.” The infant’s crime was to be an Assyrian, but this story, reported by the Barnabus Fund, went unnoticed in the West, like so many other horrific accounts of Christian persecution in Iraq.

Since the invasion of Iraq, Muslim militants have bombed 28 churches and murdered hundreds of Christians. Last October, Islamists beheaded a priest in Mosul in revenge for the Pope’s remarks about Islam at Regensburg. But never let it be said that jihadis do not have a sense of ironic humour: that same month they crucified a 14-year-old Christian boy in Basra.

Barbaric. Disgusting. Evil.

The articles I link are very interesting, but try to blame the West for indifference to the suffering of Iraqi Christians as cause for the incidents. Never mind that we have over a hundred thousand young men and women on the ground working to quash these lowest of human scum.

I blame the animals that perpetrated the acts.

There is a large Assyrian Catholic and Chaldean community here in the Detroit area. Their plight over the centuries is well known to many here. The media, with their nano-second long term memory, like to blame us for anything bad that happens in Iraq, saying that toppling Saddam created a power vacuum that is responsible for the hideous events described above. Saddam was the reason hundreds of thousand of Iraqi Christians fled their country. Many returned after his toppling, some finding the situation too volatile and leaving once again.

Assyrian and Chaldean Christians were being persecuted long before the US invaded Iraq. The only difference now is that the bad actors are not following the orders of Saddam and his henchmen. Saddam was able to reign in some of the extremists in the past, but only because he pacified them with fear and the occasional mass slaughter.

Extremists with the support of Iran, Syria and Saudi Arabia are behind most of the the problems we are seeing today. Any religion that fosters and tolerates this special kind of evil needs to be questioned. Moderate muslims say that these acts are not representative of most muslims.

So, while these primitive animals continue to wage terror on their own citizens, all in the name of Islam — we wait for the voice of moderate Islam to stand up and condemn their savage brethren.

So far, the silence has been deafening.

h/t The articles above were first brought to my attention by Bratty Brother at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Moosetracked at the Bullwinkle Blog

Beirut is burning….again

Hezbollah is rioting in Beirut. Over the last several weeks, Hezbollah had been camped out on the city center hoping to disrupt and take over the democratically elected government. Not content with the damage they caused to Lebanon when they attacked Israel and started a war, they have now thrown the country into near civil war.

Michael Totten just returned from Lebanon and has coverage.

Hezbollah Riots in Lebanon (Continuously Updated)

While I was in Lebanon gathering the material I’ve been publishing, Hezbollah kept threatening to strangle the country by seizing major roads, including the one that leads to the airport. I was worried I might get stuck there, but I didn’t. Today, though, they finally make good on their threat. Palestinian guerillas are reportedly helping.

Future TV and LBC say there are clashes between rioters and commuters. Cars, as well as tires, are burning.

Violence is spreading. Three people have been shot. Sunni and Shia Muslims fought each other with sticks, rocks, and automatic weapons in Southern Beirut. Violent clashes, often involving gunfire, are erupting elsewhere in the country as well.

Notice, also, that the violent clashes in the streets are mostly between Sunnis and Shia, not between Christians and Shia. This is, and was, entirely predictable. Those who think Hezbollah is a popular movement with the support of Lebanon’s Muslims as a whole should think again.

Take a close look at the methods of extremist Islam.

Will the world finally stand up and condemn Hezbollah as the terrorist organization that it is? I doubt it.

These are the same animals that blew up the US Marine barracks. Yet today, the MSM and lefties continously sugarcoat and spin the stories coming out of Lebanon. Reuters was caught sending photoshopped and staged pictures out to the major news outlets of the world.

Enough already.

History of religion

How has the geography of religion evolved over the centuries, and where has it sparked wars? Our map gives us a brief history of the world’s most well-known religions: Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Judaism. Selected periods of inter-religious bloodshed are also highlighted. Want to see 5,000 years of religion in 90 seconds? Ready, Set, Go!

Maps of War: History of religion.

This is pretty interesting, it shows visually the advancement of the worlds major religions over time.

Via Hot Air:

Static maps don’t capture the speed at which great movements advance; these do, which hits home at this particular moment in history. As Steyn says, “Permanence is the illusion of every age.” And so it is, right before your very eyes.