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¿Qué el infierno?

Posted by mesablue on April 11, 2008

Has anyone else noticed these government PSA’s being run on Fox News every day in Spanish?

Is this some kind of bad joke or just idiots in government at work wasting our tax dollars as usual?

It’s just strange that they are using American football players in a Spanish language commercial on a non-Spanish channel.

The Shrek commercial is even stranger.

These PSA’s are supposed to be targeted at children to get out and play to help prevent childhood obesity — a noble intention. But — how many Spanish speaking kids are sitting at home watching Fox News every afternoon?

Weird.

*if this is Comcast or some other cable outlet doing this — never mind, but still missing the point.

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This IS a tasty burger

Posted by mesablue on January 30, 2008

The Food Network recently visited a place where I ate a lot of greasy (but good) burgers during my college days. Making sure that you order correctly is part of the of the experience. Not as crazy as the hot dog joint a few posts down, but a great place none the less.

Crazy Jim’s Blimpy Burger.

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Jenna Bush — Hi Dad!

Posted by mesablue on December 5, 2007

On the Ellen  show today.

Pretty cute.

Could you imagine this with the Clintons?

Nope, neither can I.

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CNN’s Plantapalooza

Posted by mesablue on November 20, 2007

Remember those “undecided” voters that asked questions at the Democratic presidential debate on CNN last week?

Well, so did quite a few people around the blogosphere. It turns out that most of them were plants. Democratic activists and former staffers.

CNN. Not even trying to hide the bias anymore.

You’d think that they’d try a little harder when attempting to put one over on us after being caught out so many times in recent years.

No credibility whatsoever.

Update: Gateway Pundit has a Lovely Box of Plants.

Also, an excellent roundup at D=S.

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Awesome beer commercial

Posted by mesablue on October 17, 2007

Pure Blonde — make sure to watch the high def version.

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There’s no trucks in World of Warcraft…

Posted by mesablue on October 14, 2007

Heh.

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Sunday Morning Cartoon

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 15, 2007

I avoided bugs, and the other big famous guys.  Though I’m running low on early/mid 80’s cartoon references, I did grab a few shorts , like “little rural riding hood” and the schoolhouse rocks gange, but I dodged the big guys, like bugs, and daffy and tom and jerry.

However, after saying that “little rural riding hood” is my favorite short, I have to amend that now. 

I was speaking with my father and I asked him “pops?  Whats your favorite cartoon?” and he said “baseball bugs” right off the bat, I thought he would remember “little rural riding hood” but he didn’t until I mentioned it, and when he remembered it he said “Oh, thats a good one, but I can never forget ‘baseball bugs’” so. . . .

 In honor of my father who reminded me of another GREAT animated short, I give you.

BASEBALL BUGS!!!

 

Update:  continuity error, the gashouse gorilla’s are the visitors, but they get the last at bat.  Just say’n.

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Another great moment in tolerant “progressive” history.

Posted by mesablue on June 29, 2007

In another example of the “free speech for me, but not for thee” doctrine of the tolerant left, some “progressive” nutball stole the microphone of a Fox News reporter during live coverage of the iPhone release.

Appropriate beat down of gooyf leftie commences. Followed by his arrest.

Nut steals Fox News reporter’s microphone on camera

BDS sufferers can now whine to their shrink about their latest malady — Fox Derangment Syndrome.

Of course, this happens the same week the Pelosi bunch are trying to reanimate the dinosaur known as the Fairness Doctrine.

It’s drives the lefties nuts that America won’t voluntarily get in line to listen to their pablum — the death of Air America, Olby’s incredibly terrible ratings. So, they will try to force it down our throats in the one way they know best — Big Goverment!

Too bad it won’t work.

Ever.

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THIS I will Research.

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 28, 2007

Hitchens is right, Sharpton is wrong.

Not because Hitchens is fundamentaly correct, but he is the only person who is honest in this T-Ball debate with AL FRIGGEN SHARPTON!

I actually envy the faithful, I have none for myself, other than that there are good people who can do things that I’m incapable of, so in that way I disagree with chris.  However, Sharpton?  Is an outright retarded gladhanding grifter.  SCREW HIM!

Video if available to follow.  (I really need to take this whole multi-media thing seriously one day)

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Early clips for larry king live.

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 27, 2007

Early Clips? For Larry King Live? how does that work?

I really don’t care about Paris Hilton, but I can’t help but get disgusted by what happens around Paris Hilton. Yes she is a stupid little girl, who acts like a stupid little girl, but it’s the not so stupid retards that have camera’s, magazines and prime time question and answer television shows that deserve to be hated.

To act like they are giving her a medium in which she can represent her self as a possitive force in the culture by doing nothing but the most basicly idiotic of things is a lie. Paris is the victim of a running practical joke, pretty soon Bob Goldthwait will be directing her new Star Vehicle “Windy City That’s Hot.”

Why does anyone pay attention to someone this completely vapid, inarticulate and borderline retarded?

Well, other than me that is, cuz I’m not commenting on her, but society as a whole, which gives me clearance, or something like that.

Update: I’m kinda watching it.  Umm, she’s throwing jargon, “mystery meat” wow that’s fascinating, “jail slop,” GTFOOH!  Now show us the prison tat tramp stamp of a swastika.  I swear I’m dumber already and it’s only been on for seven minutes.

Update: Paris Learned so much, like next time she goes to in and out drunk, she will take a limo, just like the rest of us.

Inclusion:  If you don’t know what “In and Out Burger” (which is what I meant in the previous update) is then I suggest you find a way to the west coast and learn, ROCKS!  A “double double for me please!”

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Another video

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 20, 2007

Aren’t the Swiss Scandies?  Did Ace ever link this?

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A video

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 19, 2007

It is one of the most humorous yet desturbingly repetative and inane news vid’s I have ever seen.

Headline:   “small town holds testicle festival.”

That just ain’t right, I mean the pierogi festival is only a few weeks away, why I gotta be bombarded with this?

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Sunday Morning Cartoon

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 17, 2007

I can’t keep these in order, I don’t think I included this one yet.

I’m still working through the more popular cartoons from my childhood right now, more unusual stuff will follow once I drain this well.

Anyways.  VOLTRON! part 1 of the pilot.

I think the entire series is available at youtube, I watched a LOT of them a few weeks ago, I can’t do any research right now, it’s fathers day so. . .it’s a . . . .confusing for me.

Though I did like the show, not remotely as insane as PowerRangers.

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Fred!

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 13, 2007

As though any of you read this place, but don’t read Hotair (I think I would call that person my ex australian girlfriend, who I’m still friends with, and who disagree’s with me greatly when it comes to politics)

I actually watched the Fred! and Jay Leno interview, and while I did listen to him handle the questions well, and maintain his demeanor in a way without being fed clearly insincere lines by the host as hillary had in 2K, that didn’t capture me.

What I noticed, is that Fred! never left the 3/4 left pose while talking to jay, and I wondered why that . . . .not stiff, but rather constant position.  Then I noticed, it appears that Fred! has a facial scar that moves from the left corner of his mouth all the way up to that little nub that rests just in front of the orifice of the ear.

Personaly, if it is a facial scar, I say Fred! should tell the story for two reasons.

Dudes Respect other dudes with facial scars and good stories.

Chicks, don’t care about the story, but if you can keep your features with a facial scar, then chicks think they are hot!

Play it up, thats a 5% bounce right there.

Unless it is a story that consists of you seperating your pit bull from a dog fight he had just won right before rufus (all people with southern accents name their big dogs rufus) turned on you, or a rabbit attack.  I think many of us are aware that NiiiiiiceDeb’s “niblets” is running wild.

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If you can’t stand the heat…

Posted by mesablue on June 12, 2007

You better get out of Hell’s Kitchen.

Crying? There’s no crying in Hell’s Kitchen.

Unbelievably, Aaron’s still around.

It’s a goofy show, half of these so-called “chefs” can barely cook, but I love Gordon Ramsay. He’s a chef’s chef. I’ve eaten at his eponymously named restaurant and it was excellent. For a kinder, gentler Gordon Ramsay, be sure to check out his other show Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America where he helps restaurants on the brink of oblivion find their way back. Sometimes to great success, other times — not so much.

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Tony Soprano…not dead

Posted by mesablue on June 11, 2007

That’s about all I have to say about The Sopranos finale last night.

Chicks can’t parallel park and a cat that stares at a picture.

WTF?

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Sunday Morning Cartoon

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 10, 2007

This isn’t one of the childhood favorites, this is something I came across.

I speak a very weak form of japanese, and I lived there for a year, I generaly, lived with my girlfriend who was japanese, and I wanted to extend my stay there so I recognize the language a bit, I also recognize the janan-o-english that isn’t at all uncommon in japanese animation or common television.  This first version sounds foreign, and still sounds like it misses the joke.

I found this video which looks like an honest to goodness translation of the south park anime’ episode (I can’t recall the name of the episode offhand) into japanese.  It makes me wonder if the Japanese will get the joke.

I personaly thought the english language version was hillarious, but, this is even more funny, cuz I can just imagine the japanese ameriphiles in japan thinking “HAI!!!   Beikoku sugoi!!!”  or some crap like that.

Now compare it with the “janglish” version offered in the US.  some of it is subtle, but it’s significant.

I couldn’t find a good chinpo-ko-mon link (and those with even the most urbane janglishers should get that joke before it’s linked)

Anyways here is the american vid.

“Hey Hey lets go, Kick ahsuu, wanatakhiro (nonsense) protect my balls”

Thats funny.

 Okay! Okay, for you absolutists, I know you are out there, (well I am, and that counts) I offer

“The Visionairies”  without a doubt the most pourly thought out cartoon, I think it was an action figure first.  you wet your finger and touch the “banner” or whatever it’s called.

The cartoon focus’ on the french like surrender monkey foundation of foreign policy becuase, hey, the writers prolly pissed away 9 plus years learning french as well as being “writers’ so they had to work surrender as a foreign policy into their scripts.

Still , action figures?  Kinda cool at the time, just like how “man-E-faces” was cool from the he-man series, mechanics and science are “cool” as long as they focus on the lamest portion of American society.

Visionaries link

Kinda dicked up that the Friggen visionaries are blocked for embedd.

Update: The last video doesn’t allow embedding, but if you click the image, you can watch it through youtube.

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“The funny thing about killing”

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 9, 2007

I loved The kids in the hall when it was on HBO.

Sorry, canadiennes?  gay, but they got some funny stuff.

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A fun commercial

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 6, 2007

Saw this last night, thought it was funny.

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Fred!

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 2, 2007

Newsbusters has a rather long article about Fred! or rather a rather long article about an aricle about Fred!

Unlike NB I really don’t have a problem with people going after Fred! for being an actor.  Whenever the left goes after someone who is right, or even marginaly right for being stupid, and minimizing them, they have a habbit of losing. 

Especially when entertainment critics are criticizing him as though he is his character from TV say stuff like this. 

Women may harbor doubts about his character’s character. Arthur has a weakness for the young, tall, gorgeous prosecutors in his office and for mentoring them through their cases.

That is in reference to Law and Order.  The thing is this entertainment critic, who’s job it is to know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to entertainment issues, doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about.

I watch law and order constantly.  If there isn’t any interesting news, or a handful of TV Shows or movies, I will watch Law and Order. 

Arthur Branch is the DA, thats true, but the guy who has the thing for his assistants, wasn’t branch, it was jack mccoy.  In the series, there is a clear implication that he was banging Claire (Jill Henessy) and in the limited character background that the show offers, jack admits that his first wife was also his first assistant.   After Claire (Jill Henessy) died at the end of the ‘96 season, and they needed a new assistant they found Jamie Ross (Carey lowell) and near the end of the first episode of the ‘96-’97 season, there is a conversation between Jamie and Jack, where Jamie says something about:

 ”remember when I asked you why you wanted me to be your assistant.”

“yes, and?”

“you’ve only had 3 assistants.”

The implication being that jack banged his wife, the next assistant, and then claire.

Arthur Branch on the other hand, only had serena and the new chick.

Serena was a lesbian, and the new chick is more of a hardass do it myself I’m so smart let me prove myself kinda chick, and arthur ain’t rubbing up on her.

This entertainment critic, getting on Fred!’s case by depicting Fred! as Arthur Branch, doesn’t even realize that the “DA” she’s describing isn’t the “DA” Arthur Branch, played by Fred!, but rather the “ADA” Jack Mccoy, played by Sam Waterston.

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