Call Your Dad.

He did all he could to make you a man, and was the first and best example of what a man should be.

For boys, our father was the man who could do anything, and would, especially if it would help you become a better man when you grew up.

For girls, Dad was the guy who would beat up any boy who was mean to you, even if you were in your 50’s, and dad was a doddering old fool who forgot to go to the bathroom before taking a piss.

So Call your Dad, and tell him you love him. Victims of molestation are exempt from this requirement.

About “The News” and “Bloggers.”

something that I’ve noticed about the news and blogs.

First, “The News” doesn’t give one damn about reporting, that’s obvious.  They are monday AM guys bitching around the water cooler, and telling stories about stupid stuff, and that is fine, but when it comes time to “inform the people,” later that day, just as you are puting on your moccasins and walking out the door, cuz HEY there’s a yankees game on or some crap (btw, I hate yankee’s fans who are not from NY) they almost act as though they are put upon by their audience for having to do their EFFING JOB!

You see Marines bitching as they charge a hill?  JUST BECAUSE IT IS THEIR EFFING JOB!?!?!    Oh all mil bitches, as a friend said “the military bill of rights makes it clear, our first right is to complain, our second right is to hate our duty station wishing for the last or the next, It’s in the book.”

But They DIE!  Reports tend to be rich, so you ain’t gonna find apologies from me about their actions.

Even on the sunday shows, which for some reason I watched today, the great reporters of the age phoned it in like they were 9-5er’s who’s job stopped at 5pm on friday.

Not one significant point was made about various political movements by the whitehouse (like the “no wiggers” thing and the extension of executive authority stuff) were expressed, and NONE of the historical analysis of sotomayor’s statements were addressed, it was all about how the right wing, rush and others, were “Using” her words against her.

SHE SAID THE GODDAMN WORDS!  Of course that is reasonable ammo.

Now, for Bloggers, I’m really not one, I’m a guy who spouts off every once in a while, but the serious ones, the serious bloggers, they don’t care if it’s 9 in the morning as they are getting coffee at the shop or 3AM at night as they are laying down to sleep.

The BLOGGERS, live in a 24/7 world, and they care about the issues and policies in the nation, the BLOGGERS! don’t give a DAMN! if they are late for a train because they have something to say and they EFFING SAY IT!

The press is filled with click clock, tick tock, ricky ticky BS nobodies acting superiour but only collecting a check.

The Bloggers actually care.

Update: ranom thing, about “using words” against someone.    That is like me running for a public against John J Haley, and him saying “well he called me an Effing piece of Effing Crap”   and then me deying those words.

Or me and Fonda oposing eachother in a debate and her saying I called her the C word.”

YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID, and they deserve it.  Words have meaning, especially when they are your words to a large group.

John? you are a piece of Effing Crap!

Jane? you are a C word

I know what my words mean, and I don’t take them back, why is it that libs are allowed to take crap back?  Reagen wasn’t allowed to, and in fact never wanted to.

He spoke as he did because that is what he believed.

It’s Sunday

Not just any sunday.

If you don’t know what makes this sunday special, they you are a selfish and stupid child, who should have the living snot beat out of you by your father.

Don’t care if you are 50 years old, and your dad is in his seventies, he should put you over his knee and spank the living crap out of you.

I grew up in a very liberal family,  I basicaly got away with murder, but there were 3 basic rules, “love your brother, never turn off dads music, and ALWAYS call home” on this day.

You Effers better be dialling  your phone and saying thank you, it’s your job, no matter how old you are IT’S YOUR EFFING JOB to call home today.

And tell your ma I said hi, I will catch her next week.

Day after Thanksgiving

first, let me say that the story of squanto, while not easy, WAS something that can be seen as a miracle.  The confluence of events that allowed the pilgrims to befriend local natives is something that is either an EXTRAORDINARILY darwinian mutation, or a miracle.

Anyways, my point.

Two links of people giving thanks and one link to someone who we should give thanks to.

First I give thanks Kazaia, a beautiful woman, who ACTUALLY supports the troops.

Next?  I give thanks to lizzie palmer. a young lady who loves America, and understand what it really is to support the troops.

Finaly, I give thanks to a 6 year old, who was a superhero for 2 days, and can teach MOST of us what it is to be noble, caring, kind and accepting.

Look at those people, look at their reactions, look at their stories and then look at yourselves.

If you still hate America, then let me give you this fact.  It’s not America’s fault, it is yours.

[inclusion]  I just woke up, and I had a dream where I went to one of the random meetups us online dorks have, and in that dream I met lizzie palmer.  I don’t think I have ever woken up feeling so good.

He will be The President.

      I Love this country.  I served this country, and the greatest regret in my life, greater than walking away from a few opportunities of marriage to wonderful women, is the fact that I did not re-enlist for selfish reasons.  To this day, almost 10 years later, I drink myself stupid, in fact, I will be due to drink myself stupid in just 3 days, cuz it’s “my” birthday, as I watch all of these other men, who didn’t cave into selfishness, and have stayed strong in service, and continue to serve.

     I Love this country.  And while I was a “Clinton Marine,”  I was still Marine, and Clinton was The President of The United States of America.

     And on jan 20th, I will still love this country, even though Barrack Obama will be The President of The United States of America.

      President Obama wasn’t my pick, any more than Clinton was, but he will be The President of The United States of America.

     That said.  All of these references I’m reading by conservative bloggers saying that Obama is a good man?  No.  I won’t say that.  Nor will I assume he is a bad man, or anything else.  Glenn has a roundup.

     I don’t think Obama is evil, but really, what kind of recommendation is that?  “You don’t kill puppies!”  of course he doesn’t, though I hear glenn drinks puppy milkshakes, can’t find the link right now, but really!!!  Obama doesn’t kill puppies!  Of course he doesn’t, he doesn’t even OWN A FUCKING PUPPY!

      What kind of man, with a family, and has the means doesn’t own a friggen pet?

      I don’t know, nor do you.

      Is Obama a good man?  Maybe, but you know what?

      I don’t know, nor do you.

      What kind of man, associates closely with a domestic terrorist?

      I don’t know, Nor do you.

      What kind of man, will throw his sick cancer ridden grandmother under the bus by calling her a typical white woman, while she is in the process of fighting off a life taking illness?

      I don’t know, I’ve never met anyone that cold blooded, and frankly nor have you. For the most part, anyone who has, and doesn’t, I think they are a John J Haley and they should stop clicking this site.

      What Kind of man, attends a church, with the intention of creating a closer communion with God in Gods house, and never notices that the guy who re-introduced him to Christianity, baptized his ki/ds, and married him to his wife, never notices that his preacher speaks more often about the damnation of America, than the grandeur of Gods love?  FOR 20 FUCKING YEARS!?  What kinda man, is that stupid?

       I don’t know, nor do you.

       What kind of man, engages in one sided discussions with a palestinian terrorist spokesman, without ever thinking “Hey! You are palestinian? you are a terrorist?  Maybe we shouldn’t be friends.”  But no, that didn’t happen, the LA times tells us, what kinda man would do that?

      I don’t know, nor do you.

 

      We succeeded in electing a man we know NOTHING about.  Everything we know about him is from his own words, he is an enigma, and . . . I hope not, but maybe, a Manchurian.   We elected an image, an empty image, there is nothing to him that we know.

      So no, I will not say that Obama is a “good man” and I think everyone who says he is, is a liar, trying to assuage their own sense of self righteousness.  I don’t know if he is a bad man, or a good man, in fact, I don’t know anything about him at all.

      Over the next four years, remember that obamatons, you elected . . . . nothing.

[something I read somewhere a few minutes ago:] Michael Crichton was a good man, Obama is a man, good for him.

MSNBC’s Business Model

I believe this is an artistic rendering of Keith Olbermann granting a boon to Obama.

I could be wrong, but the audience does not look happy.

Bureaucratic healthcare.

Now, remember, that I’m talking about the HEALTH bureaucracy (that spelling looks like shit, and I even looked it up.)

I was in the Marine Corps, I know, I know, “GET THE EFF OUT OF HERE PINTO, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED” blah blah blah.

Anyways, I was a “Tech” while in, and my assignments were always rear echelon units, though I did VERY short tours with more advanced units.  (technicaly 2881/5991 are considered 3 ech, sometimes 4, and on occassion “depo”) so we ended up eating a LOT of shit that the 1’s and 2’s just didn’t wanna waste their time with.  (officers assigned with a log unit, or techs with log bases know this) what happened is because of the military bureacracy, the 1st and 2nd ech techs would dump their work onto the 3rd ech.  In general, it’s not that big a deal during practice excercises, however, any unit that rates a 5911/6341, tends to be rather busy, since there are so few of “us” at the time.

 While I was in OKI, I was fresh to the fleet, so I accepted all equipment, thinking that everyone “below” (in ech) was responsible, but later I realized how STACKED my 3rd MRC float was with either maint, or . . . DAMN!!! whats the term?  when you request instructions from the engineers?   The reasons we would request from the base, the float engineers is because the 1’s and 2’s would cannibalize the shit out of equipment, and not document a damn thing about it.

While In Oki, I realized that people didn’t wanna work, because it’s easier for them to “play the game,” (which is actually a false premise, it’s actually MUCH easier to do your fucking job! unless you don’t care what the next guy in line has to do)

“You’re fucked wicked” My WO3 PLT Commander told me, “I know sir.”

“but don’t be a fuck, if you want to recover, learn how to be right.  Or if you want to fuck them back?  Be right.”

“yes sir.”

I was just making noises to make him happy, but it took me a couple more months to realize what he meant.

EVERY bureaucracy is stacked with assholes who think they can bigfoot people from the top down.

That CWO 3, showed me that being right is more valuable than rank.

 Anyways, back to the whole electronics thing (kinda/very, drunk) 

When I came back to cali, I worked on electronics, and I did my rotation of “acceptance” (since I was the only 5911/6331, I was ALWAYS the acceptence authority) during S&R inspections, and I had to inspect the equipment and the cards.

At CSSG-1, I was DISGUSTED!! because pretty much every piece of comm equipment I would open would smell like the ocean, and I would see salt traces on the cards, and me, the court-martialed bufoon had to tell, generaly, staff’s, or gunny’s, cuz it was the SNCO’s who wanted to visit base from wilson, that I wouldn’t accept their gear without a writeup from their commanders.

No Shit, (cuz the legueuners were the worst) I would crack the case, pick a random card, and fan it under my nose.

The legeune guys, almost always brought us water tainted equpment, almost always.

I, in fact remember, speaking to a First Sergeant, (Why is a 1st dropping off gear for anything other than opportunity to hit the clubs, the PX, or the whatever it was we called the grocery store?) “I can’t accept this right now first sergeant.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!”

(he tried to intimidate me, and, as most of you know, I was courtmartialed, a stupid person ain’t about to frighten me, I went to the brigg for yelling at a woman)

“I mean I can’t accept this right now first sergeant.”

“If you don’t!”

“if you keep up it will be my commander talking to you.”

“GET HIM!”

“It will be a moment.”

I went into the “tank” which is located around the “Vault.” (a part of my MOS.) and I told my PC “I need authorization for this, sir (he was only an MsSgt) because the paperwork is a lie, as is the cause.

“why do you think so?”

“It ain’t just me, it’s (list of names), the cards are fried because they have been in salt water, specifcaly salt water with fish in it.”

“you sure?”

I handed him a particular card, that didn’t just SMELL like salt water, but had a crystalized formation of salt around the exposed copper of the board.

“smell it sir.”

“I can.”

That guy, my PC at the time, fucking tore the SHIT OUT of the 1st sgt.

basicaly he said what we all know “before you lie to my team, at least TRY to clean your traile”

Everyone cheats, but a complacent buracracy (I don’t care about the spelling) means that even more people cheat, and they do it poorly, and more expensively.

I’m not sure what I was at, but I know that there is a parable in there.

I have a dream.

Honestly, I don’t, for me it was a reality.  So the good reverend wasn’t speaking of a dream, but a reality.  There were racists, there were anti-semites, there were fools who lived in my city, and we never heard this speech as it was given, but I promise you , the story is almost as powerful, if not more, than it was before.

The Good Reverend, did you whities know that in college he loved a white woman?

 How about the history of Victory?

This is a link to Winston, defining Brittain.  It’s cut off, but really, does it matter?

 How about roosevelt?

War IS, I’m sorry, but it IS!

Funny Cats

As I’m sure you know, I’m all about cats, especially those cute little funny one’s.

Karl Rove

First off, I don’t have video, though I wish I did, I don’t have major news transcripts though I wish I had, though I SAW a quote by John Edwards, and I find it disgusting.

John Edwards says “goodby and good riddance” cuz thats good for his base, but ROVE is responsible for divisiveness?

You know what, I dislike diviciveness more than any lefty, because I ‘m not selective.  ROVE’s campaign plan was NOT based on division, or on bashing, the McCain “bash” was a third party who was NOT acting on the orders of the president, in fact, BUSH himself contacted McCain during the NC bash and apologized and said neither he nor his people had anything to do with it.  It WAS linked to bobby jones university, but mccain and bush BOTH spoke there, so was McCain responsible for his own bashing?  I don’t know, I don’t care,   that sort of smear isn’t worth acknowledgement.

But For Politicians who oppose “divisive” politics to say “good bye and good riddance.” that makes me think, you are completely lacking any form of grace.

How about Obama?

1. “Karl Rove was an architect of a political strategy that has left the country more divided, the special interests more powerful, and the American people more shut out from their government than any time in memory.  But to build a new kind of politics, it will take more than the departure of a man or even an Administration that constructed the old -it will take a movement of everyday Americans committed to changing Washington and reclaiming their government.”

Barrak? the guy who had a cakewalk election after a CORRUPT liberal judge released Jack Ryan’s divorce records?  All the time, in the judgement the judge HIMSELF say’s that he is acting counter to the well being of the child, and releasing “perhaps” inflamatory DEPOSITION testamony between Jerry and Jack?

Barrack cake walked because ONE judge violated the discretion of being a judge.

As an aside let me say this.  Jack was destroyed because he wanted to fuck jeri.  I don’t know about gay men, but I think I can speak for most if not all heterosexual men on the planet, there would be a SERIOUS issue if Jack DIDN’T WANT TO FUCK JERI AT ALL TIMES.

I made this joke about Beyonce’ knowles some time ago about her song that had the line “wouldn’t mind putting that on me” and my response was “wouldn’t mind?  WOULDN’T MIND!!!  I’d HAVE A PROBLEM TAKING IT OFF!!!”

Barrack a guy who was easily elected thanks to DIRTY judicial politics, has NO Moral Authority, and he’s completely inexperienced.  “everything I supported in the illinois legislature passed!” is his background.. . . .Well people?  the illinios legislature is an oligarchy of Democrat’s, who’d'a’thunk that a dem would support passing legislation?

He’s only been on the national stage for 2 3/4 a year, and he’s accomplished nothing as a senator.

Good on you, if you elect Obama? he will be THE MOST INNEXPERIENCED NATIONAL POLITICIAN since WASHINGTON!!  FACT.

But Rove, is some sort of evil empirial mastermind.

Obama and clinton are the false legacy’s, noone in the ‘pub side has that lie.

I can’t put this in a category, I don’t want it to ever be read again.

Happy Birthday America

And Many Many Many More. 

From a couple of Marines,

I love you America.

231 years ago, you made me a middle classed kid who could have but did not attend universtity, 231 years ago, you gave my parents the opportunity to be middle classed citizens, and in the face of the world my family was RICH, and knowing that, my parents could teach me about the good fortune I was born into.   THANK you, for allowing me to make my own choices, no matter how bad, but always in service of you, THANK YOU, because ALWAYS it was My and our choice.

I Love you America because it was MY choice to be who I am, and it was THEIR effort to raise me.

I love them, and I love you.

Thank you America.

I don’t know who I would have been had it not been for you.

Bombs.

Had a friend who was EOD, he was a moron, but I guess he knew his stuff since he was a rather young gunny.

He basicaly said everything people know about bombs is wrong, almost every modern explosive, requires a det cap, otherwise they might blow up on their own.  Even the amfoll bombs that are the most common form and easiest to create require an initial detonation, like a primer cap or some other highly “volatile” actually “explosive” force to initiate detonation.

 So, if you want to “defuse” a bomb?  remove the caps, and remove the triggers, don’t get dental tools don’t get anything else, just grab the caps and yank those effers out, and run the hell away.  If you can recognize the trigger, grab the trigger and run away.

 Though generaly, the way you handle unexploded ordinance, is to get everyone the hell out of the way, and have someone with a high rifle quall and shoot it with an incendiary round, or you set up a strip of a controlled explosive, and det it from a distance.

Bomb makers aren’t macguyver, they are more like creative dorks.

I believe it, he wasn’t a ninja, but you know he did it.

( I mention macguyver cuz there was an episode where only Macguyver was as qualified as a bomb disposal person as the person who created the bomb, and one of the students of the bomb maker created one of these complicated “vacuum seal” chamber on a destroyer or something like that, where the “student” vaccummed out some purple powder, only to change the balance of the rube goldbergian bomb that he was trying to defuse, when he probably could have just pulled the actual explosive out of the contained chamber, I’m just saying)

Update: CURSES!!  sorry about that, I’m just saying that all of this “Highly sophisticated” stuff we have been hearing about for years is generaly not really highly sophisticated, if it were, the bombers could actually kill someone they were aiming for.   Sorry about that.

Dear Effing God!!!

Just plain Dear Effing God!!!

 All praise be to allah

I will destroy you!!!!

Cuz Wickedpinto is my friend.

DUCK BITCHES!!!

update: ” or I will plant my oversized feet up your ass!!!”

Fear:  YES SHE MEANS YOU!!!!  REALLY DUCK BITCHES!!!

Update:  Imagine an extraordinarily brilliant Paris Hilton.  Paris would require about 2k years to accomplish the fear that the littlist physicist offers, and about another 10K to live up to her genius.  If only Paris were the recipient of the littlest physicists oversized foot, or feet.  Other than that, she is the perfect child, cuz she is and will be nothing like Paris Hilton.

Alarm:  No really duck.

I’M NOT KIDDING FUCKING DUCK!!!

My first E-mail in

A commenter (I keep it silent until you say it’s cool) includes this link and he’s right, there is a bizzare action by people who aren’t white who use race at their every action to push their own failures.

Yes, George is hispanic, he’s also mostly right in many of his depictions, at least in his show, but he mostly sucked.  What is the major portion of his performance that made him get removed?  That he has a somewhat “righty” aspect (responsible parenting) or that he sucked (not at all funny, I did watch a few episodes, and trust me, not at all funny) or that he was hispanic, (something that I don’t give a flying Eff about) 

Hrm…..

Let me think.

Hrm, I think. . . . 

Wait!  I need to think some more.

hrm…

George Lopez was canceled because. . .

he was someone who SUCKED and happened to be hispanic, hispanic is an additionalal unrelated qualifier, but the reason he was canceled is cuz he sucked.

Was Black Donnely’s anti-irish? was “the apprentice” (a crappy show from day one) canceled cuz trump was white? was “studio sixty” canceled cuz it was too secular (there is actually truth to this, cuz “studio sixty” wasn’t “too secular” it was too “ANTI” which always pisses a person off.  Why was “conviction” the 4th law and order spinoff killed? because there were too many blacks, or mexicans?  I don’t know why “conviction” was killed, it was actually a damn fine show.

But everyone who can bitch about those shows I mentioned weren’t anything less than pristine and perfect white.  George, who has voice very concervative views, when it hits his pocketbook?  OH! THEN it’s racism.

George?  you make powers of 10 more money than I do, and I’m white, as are most of the other informed, and active poor.

Sorry that YOU! don’t get your extra 20 million, because your show sucked, while I’m paying to watch it.

There are degree’s sir, and you have forgotten them.

Update:  The “commenter” was Frankley, I just wanted to make sure that he didn’t mind being a part of my occasional crazy.

I’m rather new.

Those of you who take part in Absolute Moral Authority?

Can I ask? what it is that you like?  _I_ like the Sunday Morning Cartoon, but other than that I really don’t know how I should act, is there something specific that neither I nore Mesa provide?

 I might be able to feed your need, if you haven’t noticed, I generaly act prior to other bloggers (I actually read news sites, and such, and include commentary before linking)  Absolute Moral Authority Readers?

The comments section is open for a reason.  We don’t just want our “friends” to say “good job MESA!” or our friends to say “good job wicked.”

I think that mesa and I are interested in serving our own interests, while simultaneously serving yours.

Lurkers?  Shit on us, as much as you think others praise us.

Trust me, I will speak for mesa here.  We were Marines, and we can take it.  What do you want?  If we don’t like your suggestions we will be honest.  Use the contacts (gmail) or the comments to challenge us, and we will be honest.

Mesa?  Am I wrong?

Things that make you go…

commit righteous murder

I don’t get this.

I guess there are good good samaritans, and then there are bad good samaritans.

I think massachussets (not gonna spell check, don’t care much for the state) has a “good samaritan” law that could land you jail, or at least with a fine (ala the final episode of seinfeld) if you don’t offer assistance when you can.

And I guess other places have a special class of good samaritan leaches/lawyers who will suck you dry if you do something stupid like. . . I don’t know protect the lives of individuals who are about to be killed.

Washington Times.   I know it’s been all over the place, but I figured I should fill my quota, like that Chicago cop who gave me a ticket less than .2 miles from the border of illinois and indiana.

AoSHQ lifestyle primer

Swallow some gin Val-u-Rite vodka and sing that stupid Ewok celebration song….

American Idol

I can’t say, I think that blake did not fit in, and screwed up, but never had lakisha been so ugly and arrogant.  Melinda and Jordan are safe, but, jordan won’t sell jack cuz she really isn’t ready yet.

But for some reason as lakisha advances she becomes one more fat black chick who thinks she deserves the right to live in malibu just because she has a good vocal ability, but she never trained her voice well enough to get RID OF THAT DAMNED LISP!!!  Sorry, I don’t think lisps are cute, I think they are either childish or gay.  I’ve seen her teeth, there is no reason for her to have that lisp, get rid of it and SING DAMNIT!!!

Blake was just screwed, I mean really BARRY FRIGGEN GIB!?!?!  these genre weeks seem built to isolate a particular TYPE of singer.  I think jordan is good, damn good, but not ready yet, and melinda is the ultimate studio voice, she has so much diversity in her inflection.  Lakisha is “just a church girl” who can only go soul, and sorry, I’m effing tired of soul.

blake is unique, he might actually create music that he himself writes, I don’t think the others have that ability yet.

I still favor melinda.