Thought I’d take a break from the political stuff for a while and try to sort out my own life as an unemployed IT consultant and just have fun over at The Hostages.
Then you see something like this… Don’t even get me started on the leftie thugs trying to quash free speech as the democrats call for paid union fixers to stop ordinary citizens from having their say — while calling us “the mob.”
Really.
From the youtube comment thread:
Medicaid Payment Schedule 7/1/2009
27888 AMPUTATION, ANKLE, THROUGH MALLEOLI OF TIBIA AND $592.29
The assertion that surgeons get 30, 40, even 50,000 thousand dollars for a foot amputation is ridiculous. Cardiovassular surgeons performing quadruple bypass surgery don’t even make that much money.
More nonsense from the Big O.
OMG, facts.
There has never been a time in the history of our country that we have been lied to more often and given less opportunity for real Hope and Fucking Transparency –in such a short time.
Where did that last trillion dollars go?
“I will not sign a bill into law that will put our country into debt or increase our national deficit.”
Read my lips.
Oh, he’s not gonna raise taxes on the middle class either.
Poor poor servicemembers! As you step out of the loving womb of your beloved mother and away from the protections of your loving and caring daddies to serve in the greatest fighting force this world has ever seen, why do we, as Americans forget that these are just stupid little infants?
Then again, not ALL servicemembers are poor poor servicemembers! Some are Low and Vile murderers, Sadists, and Fools, taking advantage of the easily manipulated attitudes of their surrogate daddy, George Bush!
NOW! Servicemembers are EVIL! and must be denounced on the floor of the congress!
“I support the troops, who I don’t slander!” Durbin, is now running on a pro-military commercial.
Granted, it’s chicago, so it won’t matter, but. . .
Does anyone else notice a difference?
I kinda do, but aparently I’m stupid for noticing this, since all of the local news media doesn’t, and they are just OH SO EFFING SMART!
Update: Mesa? Help a Brother out, should I just give up on the bracket embed stuff? none of my previous are coming through but yours are, just go with straight code nextime?
LATE question: did durbin support schiavo when SHE was in a vegetative state? Or only when government employed union emplyees could proffit off of veterans in vegetative states? (see first link)
Craig Ferguson at this year’s White House correspondents dinner. Funny stuff.
As a new citizen, he picks on those here that whine about America. Check out some of the smug bastards in the press corps who refused to laugh. Guess he’s not PC enough for their superior sensibilities.
These PSA’s are supposed to be targeted at children to get out and play to help prevent childhood obesity — a noble intention. But — how many Spanish speaking kids are sitting at home watching Fox News every afternoon?
Weird.
*if this is Comcast or some other cable outlet doing this — never mind, but still missing the point.
Hope he doesn’t mind that I put up almost his entire post:
Most of you already realize that Earth Hour took place last Saturday at 8 pm. The newly-created event designed to raise awareness for energy conservation was not a big hit with KSK’s Monday Morning Punter, and that contributor commemorates the event with a running diary of how he answered the World Wildlife Fund’s call to help the environment.
7:59 – Turned on every light in house, including both TVs, which are both in the living room. The 32-inch and 19-inch sets are tuned to CBS and FOX, respectively. The PlayStation 2, despite not being used, is also turned on, but with no game in the system.
8:02 – Answered the door from disgruntled next-door neighbor complaining about “light pollution” and how I’m not “doing [my] part.” Gives a confused look when I scold him for lack of butane conservation after he lights up a cigarette.
8:06 – Order two large pizzas from Papa John’s, Pizza Hut, and Domino’s. Tell each person taking my order that I will tip generously if the pizza arrives before 9, but insist that if the pies arrive right at 9 or later, I will not pay.
8:09 – Wife calls and tells me she’s running late from work. I remember that I have a wife. I leave the cell phone on the table.
8:12 – Throw one sock in washing machine. Set wash cycle for a full load with hot water. Without soap.
8:17 – Pull out electric guitar and amp from closet and set up on front porch. Attempt to spraypaint PUNTER-PALOOZA in the front yard grass, but realize too late that I’ve made my letters too big.
8:19 – Ignore unattractive woman walking by that asks, “What’s PUNTE?”
8:24 – Papa John’s guy shows up during uninspiring solo performance of “Wild Thing.” I tip half the bill. Before tax, of course. Neighbor shows up (holding a candle) to complain about something after dropping his newspapers in the green bin by his garage, and then storms back into his house when I don’t offer him any pizza. He leaves in such a huff that he forgets his lighter.
8:31 – Go inside to take a shit. Realize I have no toilet paper, either on the roll or under the sink, but I do have a whole can of hairspray. I fumble through the wastebasket hoping to find a partially used tissue that I might have either bled on or blown my nose on, something that still has enough life that it could withstand one good wipe of the ass. I immediately abandon this plan when I realize that I would be, in fact, recycling.
8:36 – Cell phone rings, but I’m stuck on the shitter, so I can’t answer it.
8:40 – Finally suck it up and wipe ass with a picture of Kate Bosworth ripped out of Marie Claire. I mutter something sexual and unclever during the act. Flush toilet several times to make sure paper doesn’t clog the toilet.
8:42 – Fuck, the toilet did clog. Plunger time!
8:46 – Head back out to the front porch to start my second set when I hear a loud crash. I get outside and see that the Pizza Hut delivery driver has rear-ended the Domino’s delivery driver. I realize they’re both okay when I hear the Domino’s driver ask, “What’s PUNTE?”
8:51 – Shitbag neighbor comes back out during performance of “Louie Louie” and threatens to call the police, but gets shouted down by the Domino’s and Pizza Hut drivers, who are enjoying the show while they’re waiting for, ironically enough, the police to show up and take an accident report. But now the neighbor’s not backing down, and the three of them are shouting toe-to-toe.
8:53 – I run back inside to the bathroom and grab the can of hairspray under the sink . I run back outside and pick up the lighter my neighbor left on my porch and run over to his recycling bin, which is full of newspapers. The lighter lights on the first try, and I hold the can of hairspray just behind the flame.
I used to be amazed by the things that would come out of Bill Clinton’s mouth while he had a straight face. Hillary makes Bill look like a saint in comparison. How in the world does she think she can say these things and not have it come back on her? You think she would have learned from watching her husband self-immolate through stupid speak.
How did Al Franken put it? Oh yeah, Lies (And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them): A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right idiotic Left.
Update: Heh, right after posting this, I noticed that DrewM at Ace of Spades HQ had put up the same video with another amusing tidbit.
Apparently, in light of the new evidence that catches Hillary in an outright lie, her previous statements are no longer operative. Her spokesman says she, ‘misspoke’ when she said it was so very, very dangerous. Apparently, she also ‘misspoke’ in her book.
I’m almost tempted to quote my new favorite minister about “chickens” doing something or another.
DETROIT –Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy has filed felony charges against Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his former Chief of Staff Christine Beatty, accusing both of perjury, conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice and misconduct in office, charges that could send both to prison in connection with the text-message scandal.
“Our investigation has clearly shown that public dollars were used, people’s lives were ruined, the justice system was severely mocked and the public trust trampled on,” Worthy said. “This is as far from being a private matter as one can get.”
She expects the mayor and Beatty to turn themselves in by 7 a.m. Tuesday for arraignment in 36th District Court.
I wish they could also charge Kwame with felony hubris. The level of sheer contempt for the people of Detroit and the law it takes to get to a point like this is just mind boggling.
As I type this, I’m waiting for the mayor to give his press conference. His arrogance and failure to act like a decent human being are still in evidence as he is having his staff exclude reporters that have been active in reporting this case from the press room.
Ah, it’s starting. Kwame is having his lawyer do the talking. What a bunch of shit. No apologies, no responsibility. Blame throwing and denial. They will not discuss the case with the press.
No resignation. It is beyond ridiculous that they are playing the victim card at this point.
Here comes the mayor.
Kwame is “deeply disappointed in the prosecutor.” This is a “flawed process.” “I will be exonerated.” Blah, blah blah. “Full and complete vindication.”
Kwame is going to drag the City of Detroit down with him.
On a fateful day in 1980 a group of oil drillers were working in a shallow lake in Louisiana probing for oil. A miscalculation sent their drill straight into a large salt mine shaft below the lake’s surface. The hole started at just over a foot in diameter but rapidly widened as the water from the lake above washed away the salt around it. What started out quite simply ended in disaster that no one could have predicted.
[Wicked was supposed to be back on the 17th. Since he hasn't shown his face yet, I'm posting this post that he left in the draft area for over a month.]
This one isn’t a cartoon, but it’s cartoon related. I’ve been seeing this commercial all over the place and I can’t help but find it funny. I still say that Comcast and Geico have the best ad campaigns on the planet.
Former Co-worker “Mr Slate pays well, but not that well.”
Gets me everytime, I love the co-worker part.
Sorry for missing the last two, I picked a hell of a time to take a break, what with all the jazz that went down this week, I will be sure to make the next one, but still gonna be spending a lot more time in the real world, It really looks a lot different in person than it does on television.
Bumped: I posted this on January 30th, but Kwame is now getting well earned national attention for his “indiscretions” — this deserves another look.
Heh, for those outside of Michigan, the “Gangsta Mayor” is in trouble again. This time for lying in court about an affair with his chief of staff during a lawsuit brought by former police officers who were fired for having the gall to try to investigate wrong doing by the Mayor and his staff. The City of Detroit had to settle for several million dollars. Kwame didn’t think anyone would ever find out about the text messages that he sent on his city issued cell phone to his paramour about getting rid of the officers and how she has a sweet, sweet booty.
The Food Network recently visited a place where I ate a lot of greasy (but good) burgers during my college days. Making sure that you order correctly is part of the of the experience. Not as crazy as the hot dog joint a few posts down, but a great place none the less.
