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Who invited the buffalo?

Posted by mesablue on December 29, 2006

Buffalo Gores Wedding Guests in Rampage:

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia — Six persons were injured when a rampaging bull buffalo gored guests at a wedding ceremony and passers-by, police said Friday. The buffalo charged from a nearby field into some 100 guests who were attending a wedding Thursday of the daughter of a Cambodian tycoon on the outskirts of the capital Phnom Penh, said Chey So Sila, a district police chief, declining to reveal the name of the tycoon.

After goring four guests he ran off to attack two passers-by, the officer said. All were hospitalized, some with serious injuries. He said the buffalo’s owner fled his home after learning about the incident for fear of being held responsible.

Bet he wasn’t invited to the reception.

3 Responses to “Who invited the buffalo?”

  1. Tushar D said

    The buffalo attacked a rich man’s wedding party. Must be a commie buffalo. Maybe the buffalo stole some food from the party for redistribution to the poor.

  2. cranky said

    redistribution to the poor.

    You sure Doc Washburn didn’t put the bull up to it?

  3. Wedding parties are very enjoyable specially if there are many men and women that wants to dance *

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