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Mike Tyson — “at least I didn’t beat my wife”

Posted by mesablue on December 30, 2006

Mike Tyson arrested in Arizona


Tyson tries to look pretty for the camera

PHOENIX – Mike Tyson was arrested early Friday on suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him shortly after he left a Scottsdale nightclub, police said.


The former heavyweight champion appeared in Maricopa County Superior Court in Phoenix later Friday and was ordered released without bond on a felony drug possession charge. No alcohol was detected in his system, and a DUI-drugs charge was not filed pending toxicology tests.


Tyson was stopped after his car almost struck a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving the club around 1:45 a.m., said Sgt. Larry Hall.


“Mike admitted to possessing bags of cocaine and said he uses it anytime he can get his hands on it.”

If Mike has to do time, it will be in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s jail. Joe is known as the “toughest sheriff in America” and makes his inmates wear pink jumpsuits and underwear.

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