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Save the narwhals!

Posted by mesablue on December 31, 2006

The perfect gift for your favorite PETA member for their next Soltice/Mayday celebration or pagan ritual.

The Avenging Narwhal playset.

The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that has been called “the unicorn of the sea” due to its long pointy tusk. There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally the truth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animals of the world, specifically baby seals, baby penguins and koalas. This 5-1/2″ long, hard vinyl narwhal comes with four magic tusks (crystal, onyx, ruby and ice) to impale the three 1-1/2″ long, soft vinyl cuties. Don’t let cute overrun the world, fight back with your own Avenging Narwhal!

Also available, Avenging Unicorn and Devil Duckies.

First spotted at Garfield Ridge

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