Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Save the narwhals!

Posted by mesablue on December 31, 2006

The perfect gift for your favorite PETA member for their next Soltice/Mayday celebration or pagan ritual.

The Avenging Narwhal playset.

The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that has been called “the unicorn of the sea” due to its long pointy tusk. There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally the truth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animals of the world, specifically baby seals, baby penguins and koalas. This 5-1/2″ long, hard vinyl narwhal comes with four magic tusks (crystal, onyx, ruby and ice) to impale the three 1-1/2″ long, soft vinyl cuties. Don’t let cute overrun the world, fight back with your own Avenging Narwhal!

Also available, Avenging Unicorn and Devil Duckies.

First spotted at Garfield Ridge

6 Responses to “Save the narwhals!”

  1. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW OUTRAGOUSE AND CRUEL CAN U BE!!!!!!!!!!! U R SOOOOO RUDE TO DO SUCH A CRUEL AND NOT FUNNY JOKE!!! I WILL SUE U!!

  2. the dreamer said

    0.o this is out ragous! every one and animals should live in harmony. this is not helping world peace!

  3. the dreamer said

    also we must save the narwhals

  4. Sccaten said

    uf coarse wii must save the narwhales!

    they are so important in the fight against communism! and they are almost as horny as i, a man who lives in his parents’ basement and wears a tinfoil hat, am!

    you all suck.

    • narwhal loverrrr said

      ok that is gross and twisted..

      but we need to save these animals i am a dreamer and i dream about many things and one is saving the narwhals

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