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Archive for January 11th, 2007

Detroit Lions– clothing optional

Posted by mesablue on January 11, 2007

Not much I can say about this one.

Lions coach makes plea deal in nude-driving case

DEARBORN — A plea deal this afternoon allowed Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen to plead no contest to reduced misdemeanor charges stemming from two incidents in which he allegedly drove drunk and nude.

Cullen has undergone counseling, and the National Football League suspended him for gone game, following arrests Aug. 24, when he was ticketed for driving naked.

He also faced drunken driving charges for a Sept. 1 traffic stop, when police claimed he had a blood alcohol content of 0.12 percent. The legal limit is 0.08 percent.

Head Coach Rod Marinelli has voiced support for Cullen

“I do want to say that I am really proud how Joe has responded to his mistake,” Marinelli said in December after the league suspended Cullen and fined him $20,000.

“He has been getting treatment and has done a commendable job in dealing with his problem. He has definitely learned from this mistake and has moved forward in a very positive manner.”

This guy must be a great coach, helping them to a great season.

Oh right, they suck.

I want to work for these guys. They won’t fire Millen and they won’t fire the drunk, naked while driving through the drive through coach.

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