Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

John Kerry is not running for president

Posted by mesablue on January 24, 2007

No more Waffles.

To the chagrin of our troops worldwide, John Kerry has decided not to run for president again.

Kerry bows out of ’08 presidential race

WASHINGTON – Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts, the Democrats’ losing presidential candidate in 2004, does not intend to run again in 2008, a Democratic official said Wednesday.

This official said Kerry intends to seek a new six-year term in the Senate.

This sucks on so many levels.

It can be best described in pictures.

Tom points out that I forgot Kerry in his goose killer garb. “I shot a goose, before I decided not to shoot it”, and “Do I get another Purple Heart for this?”

And lest we forget. John Kerry as he testifies before the U.S. Senate calling our soldiers rapists and murderers. All charges that were completely unfounded and based on reports of so called soldiers who were later found to never have served.

Kerry testified before the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations on April 22, 1971, telling the Senators and a national audience that American troops “…had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam…” and accused the U.S. military of committing war crimes “on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command.”


It would have been so much fun to watch you go down in flames.


9 Responses to “John Kerry is not running for president”

  1. Nice Deb said

    Wow, Mesa, a couple of those I hadn’t seen before. I love the one with his spindley arms up in the air. What. a. maroon.

  2. JonCarry said

    Does anyone know if Kerry ever served in Vietnam? He would have been about the right age…
    I have never heard him mention it.

  3. Scott said

    It’s “seared” into his brain.

  4. Tom said

    You forgot Kerry’s October disguise: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3762770.stm

  5. LuckyDog said

    So, are the rest of us without any future in politics also required to announce that we will not be running for POTUS?

    BTW, I love your photo gallery of this pathetic POS.

  6. Wickedpinto said

    I, and most of those with military experience nearly ejaculated spontaneously.

  7. Wickedpinto said

    Only thing that could top that, is Kennedy saying he would commit public suicide.

    I’m just Say’n.

  8. Shoulung said

    This gave me a bittersweet feeling too.

    Ah, John F’ing Kerry, we’ll miss you!

  9. cranky said

    I wish this asshole would bow out of the human race.

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