Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Berserk donkeys and super rabbits…

Posted by mesablue on March 3, 2007

Sorry, I saw this and had to post it.

Two households, both alike in dignity in fair……Galway?

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.


Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.


Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.


“Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”


Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”


Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.


McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.


He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

The Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837? What the hell?

Heh, I found something else to put under the rabbits tag that I can’t get rid of.

Thanks to Kasper Hauser for this tale of perversion and love.

Update: I can’t let the opportunity to post this wonderful clip pass: Berserker. NSFW!

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10 Responses to “Berserk donkeys and super rabbits…”

  1. Pupster said

    That’ll do, donkey.

    That’ll do.

  2. jlo said

    So, this guy who is obviously very sick and likely psychotic is “stupid” and worthy of mockery on a blog entitled “moral authority”?

    Irony much?

  3. mesablue said

    Absolutely.

  4. damewigginsoflee said

    I think I dated this guy.

  5. mullah cimoc said

    Mullah Cimoc say moral autority not moral. this man saying the lie and change the words of mullah cimoc.

    Truth say need getting the true story. please google: timz

    this show you need iraki amerikan rap song. so good. disc them calling “there’s a war out there”.

    stop1984now@yahoo.com

  6. mesablue said

    Dame,

    In the movie, the guy turns into a prince (or kinda) at the end. Or she does, or not — something like that.

    I don’t think there is a happy ending in this story.

  7. damewigginsoflee said

    Siiiiiiiigh, story o’ my life. Foiled again!

  8. Odd stuff.

  9. Max Power said

    Wow, just wow.

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