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Deep fried bacon cheese and beer dog

Posted by mesablue on March 14, 2007


This looks awesome. I’m gonna have to try this out on some of my friends/victims during the NCAA tournament.


1 hot dog
1 slice of thick-cut bacon
1 can of spray cheese
1 can beer (It doesn’t matter what kind, but we recommend something dark. Corona probably isn’t a good idea)
1 cup flour
Oil for frying

This one is a little work-intensive, so be ready to buckle down. First take the center out of the hot dog with an apple corer, if you have access to one. If not, just cut out the middle with a knife.

Fill the cavity with the spray cheese and use the hot dog you removed from the middle as a cap to keep the cheese in.

Wrap the bacon around the hot dog.

Deep-fry for two to four minutes or until bacon is cooked.

Dab them dry with a paper towel (so the batter will stick). Mix the beer with the flour until it reaches a thick, but lump-free consistency. Dip the dogs in the batter, coating the dog completely.

Deep-fry on high heat for two to three minutes or until brown and deadly.
NOTE: Don’t fry them too long or all of the cheese will explode out into the oil.

That’s very bad.

Mmmmmm. Mmm.

Do try this at home.

Moosetracked at the Bullwinkle Blog

Very important update: Geoff made the excellent suggestion of adding eggs to the dog. Never one to disregard such inspired culinary advice, I give you the Hamdog!

Ok, there’s a bit more than just eggs added. But, it looks awesome.

50 Responses to “Deep fried bacon cheese and beer dog”

  1. damewigginsoflee said

    Mmmmmm, gourmet nitrate num nums!

    When’s the cookbook coming out?

  2. mesablue said

    I’m still working on it — The Mayonnaise Diet.

    Better living through cholesterol.

  3. Sobek said

    Just looking at that picture makes my arteries harden. Mmmmmm…

  4. geoff said

    I’m thinking you ought to mix up some cheesy eggs for the inside of the hot dog. Probably slit one side of the hot dog so you can squish more in (after all, you’ve got that reinforcing bacon wrap and a hermetic seal via the batter?

    Also, is there some way of reincorporating the parts of the hot dog that don’t fit?

    I hate wasting some good hot dog.

  5. Bullwinkle said

    Here at Casa El Alce we spit them down the side and pack them with diced jalapenos and shredded Monterrey jack. We also use tha special Kosher bacon that comes from virgin pigs so I can get by with eating them. They have those, don’t they?

  6. Sobek said

    Good thinking, Geoff. I’m glad someone here has the presence of mind to wonder if we maybe can’t cram even more heart disease into those things.

  7. mesablue said

    Well, I planned on dipping them in Thousand Island dressing. That could raise the calorie count a bit. I have to have mayonnaise in there somewhere so I can include it in my Mayonnaise Diet book.

    Bullwinkle, I was wondering about the virgin pig thing when I posted the link to your blog. Can’t forget about the Joos, you know. Thanks for the heads up.

    Turkey bacon would be sacrilege.

    One question, where does mayonnaise fit in the whole kosher thing? The only animal product in it is eggs and they are from a chicken. Any special handling that I need to know about? Virgin Rabbi blessings? The whole mixing of meat and dairy thing was always a bit confusing.

  8. Michael said

    Mesablue, I’m going to put you in my will. You deserve some credit if I expire from cardiac arrest during March Madness.

  9. geoff said

    Heh. Now that is a serious snack. Probably serve it as a side dish with an entree of Fritos.

    Looks like it would go great with Fritos.

  10. I am strangely aroused by that bacon-wrapped dog photo… Off to rehab!

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  14. Aaron said

    I’m from Atlanta and I ate a hamdog five years ago and I’m still trying to recover from it. Also, the same place serves up a deep-fried Twinkie battered with Captain Crunch covered with powdered sugar and chocolate syrup.

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  16. brian said

    That looks tasty!
    There’s a new hot dog resturant in Walled Lake Michigan,Unique Franks is the name they have a cheesy frank thats awsome!they also have 1/2 # Texas,Chicago,Southern and about 15 other styles find them on merchant circle web site.

  17. mesablue said

    Hmm, I’ll have to try them out.

    I go to Hippo’s in Troy whenever I get a craving for a Chicago style dog. It’s the only place I’ve found here that does them right.

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  21. Ariakas said

    That is the most calorie-laden thing I have ever seen. Terrorism against the human body. Whoever created that thing is going to burn in hell. Whoever made the Hamdog is gonna get it worse. I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at those photos.

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  23. julie said

    you’re making me drool………..

  24. Lemur King said

    I’m thinking that little beauty with a beer & mayo milkshake to go with it, would be probably the 53rd fastest way to die yet still sure-fire. Reminiscent of the atmosphere in the Futurama episode where the 15 foot tall amazon women attempt to execute Fry, Kip, and the Arsehole-Whose-Name-I-Cannot-Remember via crushed pelvises, it’s attractive and horrifying at the same time (serial sex with a long line of giant women who call the activity “snu-snu”).

    Can I suggest a possible “kick it up a notch”? Go to foodtv dot com, and do a search for Alton Brown’s corn-dog recipe. Take that treat of yours and still put the bacon on the outside, but dip all the rest of it in corn-dog batter first.

    The rest of the western world is catching up to us in obesity (and the Japanese as well to some extent) so let’s show them American ingenuity and beat them to the finish line.

    Mouse-potatoes, unite!

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  27. jaxheat said

    suggestion: how about if you cook the bacon first and put it in the middle of the hot dog along with the cheese… this way you only have to fry it once and could probably even put it on a stick.

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