Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

You smell like eggs

Posted by mesablue on March 31, 2007

That’s Ok, because I smell like bacon. Or, I will once I gets me one of these:

Bacon Scented Tuxedo

There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan.


Dry clean only.

Awesome! It’s only ninety nine bucks.

h/t Amish made me do it.

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4 Responses to “You smell like eggs”

  1. Only one thing tastes like Amish and thats Amish said

    We should make sure our Ambassador to Iran has a closet full of these.

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  4. Joe said

    Mesa,
    Can you let me know when the bacon panties come out?
    Mmmmmmmmm, I will cover them in mayo.

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