Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Archive for April 17th, 2007

Just do it

Posted by mesablue on April 17, 2007


Do me a big favor and vote for me as the Most Obnoxious Blogger in the Bloggers Choice Awards.

At this point, it will only take about 40 votes to get on the front page.

There is a short registration, but it will let you vote for other blogs like S. Weasel. He’s nominated for Best Blog Design.

And, Innocent Bystanders for Best Gossip Blog.

C’mon you know I deserve it.

Who’s more obnoxious than me?

Update: Obviously everyone is more obnoxious than me. I’ve got four stinkin’ votes and I know where three of them came from. Oh, and the other one was me.

Really nice to know who your friends aren’t.

Whatever, I just thought it would be cool to show up on the main page with that whore, Perez Hilton for one day.

Guess I’ll go find a new dream now. Bastards.


Posted in blogs, cool, moral authority | 15 Comments »

Joe wants a dog

Posted by mesablue on April 17, 2007

A really stoopid dog.

It’s an inside joke.

Move along now.

Posted in funny, PETA, video | 4 Comments »

Travolta is a boob

Posted by mesablue on April 17, 2007

Or rather, he has boobs.

John Travolta says that he’s bigger than Elvis.

Well, judging by this picture, he’s right.

Dude, put on a shirt.


Travolta: I’m bigger than Xenu

John Travolta doesn’t suffer from lack of ego. The “Wild Hogs” star recently boasted that he was as big a star as Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe — but didn’t suffer the same fate as them because of his values and religion.

“I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn’t go the way they did was because of my beliefs,” Travolta told the Irish Independent…

Gee, thanks for that one Allah.

Posted in funny, moral authority, stupid people, weird | 46 Comments »