Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Nature

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 25, 2007

Right now the rain is Pouring down, really it’s difficult for any sound to be heard over the falling rain without shutting all the doors and boarding all the windows, without turning volumes of the television or radio up to unreasonable levels.

 I LOVE rainy days, even here, the air is so fresh, and so dense, it’s a full expression of nature, and it gives even the shittiest environment an ideal of the fundamentaly pleasent nature of the world (ask mesa, he’s been to most of the places I’ve been, but most important he has been here, my hometown has a bad habit of smelling like shit, though, not as bad as it used to)

When the rain falls?  It isn’t mans fault, the flowers don’t die, and the sky doesn’t fall.

When it rains, here, you don’t have to mow your lawn, or water your flowers, or wait for your roofing to split.

But thats not all,  You also don’t have to worry about a draught, drought (spelling?) LA is a desert by gods creation, don’t give me global warming statistics while you lavish yourself in a desert built upon the creations of man.

The midwest is gods country, because this is where man should live.  Fresh water, natural irrigation and fertile soil, and these extra-ordinary evenings when as you close your eyes you can hear the pitter patter of raindrops, and know that each drop will sustain the BEST EFFING MUNICIPAL WATER ON THE PLANET!!!

I’ve been to many places in the world, best water?  RIGHT EFFING HERE!

Wheres my ball of yarn?

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8 Responses to “Nature”

  1. mesablue said

    I’d agree if we weren’t covered in ice most of the year.

    Give me a beach and a foo foo drink and eighty degrees year round, then I’ll be happy.

  2. mesablue said

    And,

    Bulls win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Radish said

    Also a fan of the Midwest…I don’t grok Phoenix or L.A. To me, “No water–pump in it from somewhere else” is a sign that God didn’t intend humans to live there.

  4. Max Power said

    Maybe because I lived there so long, but water from Palo Alto (CA) is by far the best IMHO. The worst was San Diego about 15 years ago, ugh, tasted like sulfer.

    Why does it smell like shit there, cows?

  5. Industry.

    theres steel mills, bio-pharma, and meel processors, and soap producers and stuff.

  6. Joe said

    It smells like shit there because Wickedpinto is tring to sound artsy but all that comes out is fartsy!

  7. Joe made me laugh.

  8. andhru82 said

    Joe, be more polite, please.
    Nice blog

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