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Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Archive for April, 2007


Posted by Wickedpinto on April 21, 2007

Unk posted a GREAT pic of his little pooch who can probably eat your guts, while you are wielding a sword.

 This ain’t no bitch purse pooch, this is a real pooch.


YourCrazyUncle has a SWEET SWEET SWEET poochie.

Once again, he will eat you in an instant.

Update: Just click the damn link.  I’m on about 50 hours with only maybe 3 hours of sleep, don’t EFF WITH ME!  I’ve only maintained it for this long cuz the WhiteSox have won!

And the WS are still winning, but I totaly obeyed the rules this time, and WordPress Effed me over, so, Go ahead and bitch, and you think I would care?

Well You would be right you MEAN MEAN MEAN BASTARDS!!!! next thing you know you would say that I eat adorable puppies!!!!  cuz you care that little!!

Update: can you baby step me with photo links?  I SWEAR I used the three recommended methods but none of them worked.  BTW isn’t Unks poochie a cuty?  He looks like a boxer, and even though boxers only weigh about 50+ lb’s they are fighters.  I would bet on the boxer, in a Boxer v UC Berkely student ANY DAY, as long as the boxer doesn’t have a first name.


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The “news”

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 21, 2007

A Blue Angels Accident.  I am not sure, but I believe that there is always one Marine in the team, seeing as how the primary intercept aircraft of the MC is the FA-18.  I might be wrong, or I might be exaggerating a memory about a Marine Commander at sometime or another.

Okay, inter-special/service conflicts over with.

Fox is pissing me off.  “this pilot is dead,” says the anchor, and then we get into the “we don’t want to point fingers” argument.

Newsflash to you retarded lawyers and journalism degree idiots.  Precision flying is fundamentaly dangerous, thats just how it is, traveling at 10Xhypersonic speeds on the way to the moon?  fundamentaly dangerous.  Shaving your balls with a cheasegrater, fundamentaly dangerous.

“BEAUFORT, SC (WIS)”  What is WIS?  Anyone in the service familiar with the “WIS” inclusion?  I have NEVER seen that.

I am damn near live blogging this, but I can’t because I will just shred every single reporter on the planet, and we all know thats just repetative.

Small political comment Google credits CNN with the break, ignoring that Fox had live coverage.

So now? should we have jet fighter control?

Really, I avoid actually mentioning these things even in comments cuz I can’t do them justice, and anyone who try’s fails.

In this case? having seen the Fox, the MSNBC (btw on MSNBC I’m watching some feminist docu about a dead woman who was “called a hero, by a lot of people around here, she was my here, and even when it was real dark, REAL dark, and she fought, and she was an inspiration for everyone out there” ) and the CNN News?  CBS has some golf Tourney on, cuz you know, golf is ALL ABOUT THE HERE AND NOW! I withold the hockey broadcast of nbc, except that they are televising the EFFING REDWINGS?!?!?! without a chicago team.

ABC has a thing about cooking.

 Now, is the death of an individual in a highly dangerous profession dying a startling story?  No, however, More people have pitched perfect games than US SERVICEMEMBERS have died during airial demonstrations of precision flying.

Buerhle got a week, I don’t even know this Brilliant Fliers name.

Update: (more than 24 hours later) About EFFING TIME!

Lt. Colonel Kevin Davis. 

Sir?  You were a ninja, I can’t WALK! 12″‘s away from a person without bumping into them, but you did it in a plane, with other planes.

Also, while looking for more, I found this which disgusts me.  Friggen Carrion eating pigs, all media is, and the easily available whores who feed the need to report stupid stories.  Who EFFING CARES about your truck?

Update: Now there is an investigation I blame bush, and global warming.

Update: Dave in Texas does this man much better justice than I did.  I was tied up with railing against the “news” Dave saw the story for what it is, about the one man, and he did the leg work.

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Why do I find this funny?

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 21, 2007

Update: The update following this uses the B word. 

Update: (including it here because) mild language content warning.  F and S, but no nudity.  Whats the point of offering a content warning at the END of a post?  One day I will figure that out, but not really, cuz I don’t care.  This is how I will update my content warnings for stuff I post, you gig?  You know why?  cuz thats just how I ROLL! BITCHES

(it’s about 10 minutes, you don’t have to watch all ten minutes to enjoy it, you can stop after about 90 seconds, but it expands) 

I’m not really sure, it’s really not that well done, the writing is pretty weak, but I’ve seen so many ken burns magic negro docu’s that this was just a natural thing.  It also uses the “letters” method that ken burns loves. 

I can’t say it’s “good.” but I can say it’s good enough, cuz they really do just cut to the chase.

It was uploaded to youtube more than a year ago, but when I first saw it, I just couldn’t help but laugh some of the stuff in this.

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Soccer vs. Rugby

Posted by mesablue on April 21, 2007

Watch it all the way through to get past the cry babies to the real men.

Detroit Rugby Footbal Club

We had the boys from Hamilton, Ontario in today. They won, but the best line of the day– after I hit a guy, he told his buddies, “that guy rocked me, it was awesome”, to which they said “Detroit Rock City!”

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I don’t get it.

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 21, 2007

“Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical” .  Yeah, thats exactly what I thought while reading my Spider-man comics as a kid, and what most other comic book fans were thinking.

“you know whats missing? Why hasn’t Spidey broke out into song yet, and why can’t I pay too much money to watch someone of indescernable sexuality prance around stage in a Spidey costume?”

Who the hell do they think comic fans are?

I Blame Bush, and this crime is unforgiveable.

Update:  I should include that I think I now know where Michael got is Batman costume. 

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So Lame of Me

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 21, 2007

The leaky cauldron is saying that Warner Brother confirmed there is gonna be a new “Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix” trailer to be released on sunday.  Don’t know if it will be put up on the net immediately or what.

Why do I pay attention to this stuff?  I don’t know, it’s like crack, I can’t stop, and I blame Tushar for enabling me.

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20 things. . .

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 21, 2007

You didn’t know about lab accidents

Not very good in general and was published in October, But look at number two, it’s arguable that it should actually be number one.  heh (I know weak.)

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Evil bastard

Posted by mesablue on April 20, 2007

The first winner of the ‘Alec Baldwin Horrible Father Award’ is this guy:

Man got daughter pregnant, told her to throw babies down air shaft

Getting his teenage daughter pregnant wasn’t enough for Jose Ventura, a 46-year-old from New Jersey. He also ordered the girl to kill the resulting babies.

How did the police find out? After one of the babies was found crying at the bottom of an air shaft in Ventura’s building. That’s where they also found the mummified body of a second infant.

Ventura will be sentenced later this week. He could get 35 years. The daughter has pleaded to guilty to reckless manslaughter and aggravated assault. She’s been helping prosecutors put together the case against Dad.

No words.

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Hot dog?

Posted by mesablue on April 20, 2007

Or puppy sandwich?

Wickedpinto sends in a picture of what he had for lunch today….

Don’t ruin that with ketchup.

Also posted at WP’s other blog.


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Here comes teh crazy

Posted by mesablue on April 20, 2007

There is a gunman loose at NASA in Houston:

Gunman Prompts Space Center Evacuation

But, this one really gets me:

School Says Mom ‘Fired’ Toy Gun In Class

CHURCH HILL, Tenn., Apr. 19, 2007

(AP) The mother of a kindergartner was charged with assault Thursday and banned from school after officials said she walked into the child’s classroom, pointed a toy cap gun at students and pulled the trigger several times.

It happened Tuesday, a day after the deadly shootings at Virginia Tech, and scared teachers and students, the school principal said.

Church Hill police and Hawkins County school officials met with Heather Nicole Berg, 26, before charging her with misdemeanor assault, police said. She had already been banned from Church Hill Elementary School for a year.

Police declined to say why Berg had the cap gun with her but called her actions “a monumental lapse in judgment.”

“A staff member and several children initially thought the gun was real and were fearful,” police chief Mark Johnson said in a press release.

School officials said the woman was in the classroom to pay for an upcoming field trip. While the teacher’s back was turned, “The mom walked in toward the middle of the classroom, and the teacher heard this click, click, click, click _ like four to six times,” Principal Jean Heise said.

“A teacher’s assistant witnessed her take a gun and point it directly toward four to five kids. With everything that’s happened the last couple of days, she (the assistant) was just in shock,” the principal said.

Has anyone kept tabs on Deb Frisch lately?

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I’m gonna get medieval on your ass

Posted by mesablue on April 20, 2007

No really.

From Wickedpinto land:

Girl Attacks Teacher With Medieval Weapon

Post-Tribune) GARY, Ind. The freshman girl told police she was “tired of getting picked on,” so she took a mace to school.

Not Mace, the pepper spray.

Mace, as in a medieval weapon.

A long wooden stick attached to a metal chain with a spiked ball on the end.

The 15-year-old swung it at a teacher Thursday morning but struck a fellow student who intervened, Gary police said. The victim, a 19-year-old Lew Wallace High School senior, suffered cuts on her hand and thumb protecting the teacher. School security detained the freshman and confiscated the weapon.

“It’s heavy, and it’s metal, and it’s sharp,” Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein said after delivering the girl to the Lake County (Ind.) Juvenile Justice Center, where she is being held on battery charges.

Ouch. +11 Mace of smashlyness can really hurt.

Ugh, Lauraw found this before I did. Just when I thought I’d found the perfect AoS front page linkwhore post……

Heh, haven’t seen this one anywhere:

Police subdue naked woman wielding sword

A naked woman wielding a 3-foot-long sword was taken to a hospital Wednesday after an encounter with police at her home.

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Alec Baldwin is a scumbag

Posted by mesablue on April 20, 2007

When fat boy is not on the radio or television making a complete ass of himself proving how little he knows about politics — he leaves horrible voice mail messages for his daughter.

She’s eleven years old.

This worthless piece of crap should never be allowed another visitation without supervision.

Our buddy Slublog — mix-master extraordinaire — comes through with a musical tribute. A must listen.

Thanks once again to Ace and Hot Air.

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Prolly won’t post until friday night.

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 20, 2007

But I came across something that I think is funny, so I will practice the whole embed thing so that I can share it with ch’all.  It’s old, but I don’t think it’s common, and I still find it funny anyways.

Rest well everyone, and remember.   Don’t fart on your pillow before you go to sleep.

Update/Inclusion:  The Admin/Mesa the Meany says I should site and linke the fart pillow comment, if I’m gonna mention it.  I think it has more value as an “IN” joke but he’s right, I should have linked it, and while I’m self absorbed, I’m not narcicistic or however you spell it.  So, This is the specific comment about the fart pillow.

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Gonna Test this.

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 19, 2007

I think I will be live blogging the White Sox Game.

Updates to follow, expect a lot of withheld curses.

First thing Robbie, can’t like that Scotty is hurt.

Also erstad has been doing well.

7:31 :  don’t worry Boys and Girls, the game ain’t over.  Home Runs Happen.

7:36,  Jermaine Dye, I like, he’s not my favorite, I’m a Crede guy (totaly un-appreciated) but whenever JD steps to the plate?  The guy is a FRIGGEN GIANT, doesn’t matter, weak ass infield out.

7:38, Sorry, I also like AJ, but that third pitch was a strike.  It does look like the Sox have a favorable ump.

7:41 still kinda slow, really just pitchers pitching, and hitters not hitting.

7:57, 4th inning, and I’m getting bored, so far very slow, why couldn’t I have done this last night?

8:05 we got the ninja base runners of JD and Pauly on base, lets hope they can steal bases without throwing their backs out.

Correction:  THOME and Paully, criminy, whats up with me.  Oh, thats right, the booze.

8:08 Thome made it to third on a tag without going into arrest.

8:10 AJ gets a 3 off, SWEET! I like AJ the hatred of him is completely unfounded, he’s just a heads up player, but screw that!!! he got a 3 run homer to take the lead.  He isn’t just a “heads up” player, but also a rather talented one.

8:25  Back to boring, but good baseball.  Don’t have much to say, Even for me.

8:26 Sorry I know it’s a recuring joke with me (those who have read my baseball comments) but I SO want thome to steal second.

8:55 I am NOT a fan of Thornton.  Lets hope he can actually set up a save.  Truth be told I think Jenks has been seen enough that he isn’t reliable either.  Why the HELL is he playing with a sinker, or is it a curve? whatever jenk’s new pitch is.  COME ON! RUN SUPPORT!

8:58 had to open my mouth.  TIED at 3-3.  Against EFFING TEXAS!!!  I wanna cry.

9:04 CSN just said that buerhle’s no hitter was “history making.”   Well, as a baseball fan who has a habbit of reading some actual history let me say this… NO it’s not.  History is Normandy, History is Iwo-Jima, History is the burning of the capitol during the war of 1812.  throwing a ball a bunch of times isn’t exactly “history making.”

 9:19 exciting paully at 1-2. with bases loaded

same time, and he wiffed.

9:29 JD got a good hit and AJ couldn’t drive him in.

9:39  CURSE YOU DIGESTIVE REQUIREMENT,  I totaly missed the RBI by Crede.


9:41  Okay, absent a horrendous failure, we will win.

Live blog over.

 I should have done this with American Idol, it doesn’t last nearly as long, and you don’t get nearly as hungry.

Sorry for the volume people.

In closing. . . .


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That was fast

Posted by mesablue on April 19, 2007

TN moves to allow guns in public buildings

NASHVILLE — In a surprise move, a House panel voted today to repeal a state law that forbids the carrying of handguns on property and buildings owned by state, county and city governments — including parks and playgrounds.

“I think the recent Virginia disaster — or catastrophe or nightmare or whatever you want to call it — has woken up a lot of people to the need for having guns available to law-abiding citizens,” said Rep. Frank Niceley, R-Strawberry Plains. “I hope that is what this vote reflects.”

Via Hot Air

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Clean up on aisle six!

Posted by mesablue on April 19, 2007

Two Chicago classics.

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It took too long but…

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 19, 2007

See I actually watched the game, (on television) in fact, I don’t miss White Sox games at all unless my schedule is completely wrong, and I meant to post about buerhle’s (whatever the spelling is, there are way too many letters for that name) no hitter last night, before I knew it was a no hitter, cuz Jermaine Dye’s grand slam was AWESOME!

  I think there were 11 pitches, started as a 3-0 count, then he took, then he nearly fouled out, then foul out of play, out of play out of play out of play out of play, and then THWACK!  YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARD!!!!! YES!!!!

but the game kept going, and no hits and no hits and no hits, and finaly a no hitter.

Anyways, I MEANT to do that, but I didn’t so a Washingtonian who isn’t a Sox fan, who doesn’t even like the AL gets first credit for posting about a very fun game that was played in the Chicago area last night.

So, heres to you JackM.

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Joe’s new dog

Posted by mesablue on April 19, 2007


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Posted by mesablue on April 19, 2007

From Ace

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Posted by Wickedpinto on April 19, 2007

A lefty tells the truth. 

Cuz you know why the VT massacre happened?  It’s the Constitution.

If it’s impractical to kick out 20-30 million (I’m not much a one for research) illegal aliens, thats right, I called them illegal aliens, sue me, I gots nothing, exactly how reasonable is it to seize 200 plus million weapons from people who purchased them legaly?

Sometimes?  I’m disgusted, other times I disgustingly drunk.

Update:  The first update I made in my last post should actually be in this post.  Once again, I’m retarded.  Sorry.

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