Absolute Moral Authority

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Mmmmm, bacon! #2537

Posted by mesablue on May 4, 2007

In the spirit of the Deep Fried Bacon Cheese and Beer Dog, I am so proud to give you the perfect accompanyment:

Perfect Bacon Martini

Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash tobasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.

I’m thinking it would taste a lot better with gin.

Found here.


9 Responses to “Mmmmm, bacon! #2537”

  1. Okay, there are limits.

  2. forged rite said

    Looks pretty good. Except a properly prepared piece of bacon shouldn’t be as limp as Bob Dole’s pre-medicated pecker. Need to crisp that sumbitch up.

  3. Be funny to watch Condi down one of these at the conference this week.

  4. mesablue said

    While wearing a red dress.

  5. Carin said

    That looks really disgusting. As a bartender for a majority of my adult life, I’m gonna have to give this a thumbs down.

  6. Elzbth said

    That is just revolting. And a waste of good bacon.

  7. mesablue said

    Elzbth and Carin,

    Breakfast in bed?


  8. Joe said

    Mesa, We both know Elzb & Carin’s responses wouldn’t change afterward.

  9. I just spat coke all over my monitor …

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