Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

I don’t know who invented it…

Posted by Wickedpinto on May 22, 2007

but it had to be a man. 

 Apparently Lybrel is a new oral contraceptive, you know other than the old oral contraceptive that men have been trying to sell women on for years, and still doesn’t top the market unfortunately.

 In addition to being a new oral contraceptive it also reduces the instance of menstruation, sometimes completely.  Now I know lady’s you are thinking “this is a miracle drug,”  some guys might disagree.

 While it appears that we can no longer use the excuse of “she’s on the rag” which is to the benefit of women all over the world (except most islamic nations where, really it doesn’t matter, you will just be beaten with 11 guage wire anyways) it still doesn’t teach you how to cook, or not scream at the sight of mice, or wake up your hubby or boyfriend when you see a spider.

 Other than that, it’s one of the best inventions ever.

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21 Responses to “I don’t know who invented it…”

  1. mesablue said

    The best contraceptive ever, is that chick on your blog.

    http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/has-anyone-seen/

  2. I’d hit it.

  3. carin said

    Except, of course, that it isn’t healthy for a woman to not have her period.

    Here, let me spare you the trouble of your reply:

    And this is my problem why?

  4. Lisa said

    Despite some women’s reticence to do away completely with their monthly period, gynecologic experts agreed that there was no physiological ‘downside’ to a period-free life. In fact, one expert noted that, for decades, many American women have been pharmaceutically ending their periods with more traditional birth-control pills with no resulting problems.

    Birth control pills designed to limit uterine bleeding to just four times a year are already on the market in the U.S. But Lybrel is the first oral contraceptive designed to do away with periods.

    “There just is no good medical reason for a woman to have menstrual periods if she doesn’t want them,” gynecologist and study researcher David F. Archer, MD, tells WebMD. “It really does come down to an issue of preference.”

    Eliminating periods with continuous oral contraceptives has been shown to be an effective treatment for many reproductive-related health problems, including endometriosis, as well as possibly reducing the symptoms of premenstrual syndrome.

  5. mesablue said

    Sign me up.

  6. Elzbth said

    So, WP, are you saying that you don’t kill spiders? Taking out the trash, killing spiders, spraying Cheetohs crumbs around the room while yelling at the ref on the television screen, and complaining that they are dying whenever they get a touch of the flu – these are the manly jobs.

  7. elzbth, I do kill spiders. I just let her run around in a panic for a few minutes while experiencing a sort of self-indulgent bemused humor.

    Thats another manly job.

  8. mesablue said

    Thanks for edumacating us dumbasses, Lisa.

    What would we do without you?

  9. I know she went all alpha female on us.

  10. Lisa said

    Just adding to your “already” vast knowledge. (If that is possible)

  11. If you are interested in that, then something I have been curious about for years (or weeks, well actually a week) What does lisa look like naked, and can whoever your boyfriend or husband is, please not kick my ass for asking that question?

  12. there are area’s in which my knowledge is sorely lacking lisa, I think, that I need knowledge, please share that knowledge?

  13. Lisa said

    Pinto,
    I can only worship one handsome blue eyed cave man, but Mesa did see me in a bathing suit. He probably won’t remember, because he had way to many strawberry daiquiris!

  14. mesablue said

    I remember.

    So do about a hundred high school boys.

  15. Joe said

    The high school girls can’t even compete with Lisa’s hot bangin body!

  16. Lisa said

    Joe…thanks for the “hot” compliment.

    Mesa, I just remember the guy who was taking pix of women’s breast…as if nobody noticed.

  17. mesablue said

    The pictures turned out great, though.

  18. Lisa said

    Oh, my gosh….Mesa, that was you?

  19. mesablue said

    Yeah, I was wearing my fat, creepy guy in a bathing suit with black socks costume.

  20. Jenny said

    Mesa,
    Are you single? ;->

  21. mesablue said

    Very much so.

    I only wear the black socks on special occasions, though.

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