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Archive for May 24th, 2007

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Posted by mesablue on May 24, 2007

Some guy tried to carry 700 snakes onto a plane.

Cairo Customs Prevents Snakes on a Plane

CAIRO, Egypt — Customs officers at Cairo’s airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane, airport authorities said.


The officers were stunned when a passenger, identified as Yahia Rahim Tulba, after being asked to open his carryon bag, told them it contained live snakes.

Tulba opened his bag to show the snakes to the police and asked the officers, who held a safe distance, not to come close. Among the various snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras.


The Egyptian said he had hoped to sell the snakes in Saudi Arabia. Police confiscated the snakes and turned Tulba over to the prosecutor’s office, accusing him of violating export laws and endangering the lives of other passengers.


According to the customs officials, Tulba claimed the snakes are wanted by Saudis who display them in glass jars in shops, keep them as pets or sell them to research centers.


The value of the snakes was not immediately known.

700 motha f-ing snakes!

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Thursday Must View video

Posted by Wickedpinto on May 24, 2007

I think this is hilarious.  Personly I think that the best television right now is commercials, and here you have a parody of a friggen commercial, depicting a commentary of commercials.

So anyways, I give you the commentary for the  Slowsky’s.

I love the slowsky’s

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Gotta agree with allah

Posted by Wickedpinto on May 24, 2007

I did laugh too, I don’t think it’s cuz hillary is a good actress, I think it’s because that ad allowed hillary to be hillary.

See politicians?  If you are human, not acting human al gore, you are doomed to eternity, if you are human and allow yourself to be human, you might get some possitive press, or possitve reviews from an unemployed mostly drunken buffon, but hey, baby steps.

No really, I really did like it, watch the vid, I especially liked how she seemed to actually be grooving to the song.  I’ve gotten laid just cuz I could “feel” a song, and getting laid obviously requires more thought than being president, look at what we got, and even worse, look at what we could have had.

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