Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

The first time in history that…

Posted by mesablue on May 25, 2007


Heh, her head writer was caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.


From Grouchy Old Cripple.

Update: She gone.

Rosie won’t be back on ‘The View’

NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell has fought her last fight at `The View.’ ABC said Friday she won’t be back on the show following her angry confrontation with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday.

O’Donnell asked for, and received, an early exit from her contract. She was due to leave “The View” in mid-June.

What will Allah write about now?

A big welcome to Instapundit readers!

Thanks for the link, Glenn.

67 Responses to “The first time in history that…”

  1. Rocketeer said

    Mesa, that is both awesome and disgusting.

  2. mesablue said

    I hear that a lot.

  3. Bosk said

    aarrgggghhhh….my eyes!!!

  4. Sinistar said

    AIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! My eyes! You rotten SOB, mesa! ARRRGH!!! WHY THE CLOSEUP!!!!

  5. Nice Deb said

    What will any of us write about, now?


  6. Sinistar said

    Rosie looks like someones waving a double bacon cheeseburger in front of her in that pic…

  7. Bosk said

    Looks like a trip to costco is needed.

    For a 50 gal. drum of Nair.

  8. Bosk and Sinistar, it’s my guess that he gets those alot too, goodness knows I do, and I’m wearing a parka at the time.

  9. mesablue said

    Parkas do help contain the blood splatters.

  10. Nom de Blog said

    Insty Lanche!

  11. Khalid Sheikh O’Donnell, I presume…

  12. […] Courtesy of Absolute Moral Authority […]

  13. edhesq said


    Time for your pizza-boarding.

  14. RebeccaH said

    Strange. I was just reading a piece about H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu. Coincidence?

  15. Ignore Me I'm a Citizen said

    Mmmph. I just threw up blood. Why you do this to me, Dimmi?

  16. Bob Buchanan said

    This is the sickest, most disgusting photo I’ve ever seen … and very, very funny! Keep up the great work.

  17. Tim said

    Less hair than I would expect.

  18. R. Wolfcastle said

    My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

  19. chinditz said

    Pours bleach into his right ear and slowly slides under his desk with a relieved grin on his face.

  20. […] Bad form Rosie. Bad form! So… one bad turn deserves another (thanks to MoralAuthority) […]

  21. Ed Minchau said

    Thanks a lot, mesa. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  22. Absolute moral is more absolute if it is pure moral…Nice blog…

  23. Loy said

    lol, too funny! you should do one morphing Obama with Osama, maybe that one with his finger raised, moralizing, lol.

  24. Brian said

    I’d like to quote Bosk in saying “aarrgggghhhh”.

    While not a viewer of the View (I one too many chromosomes for that), I will miss the video clips of Rosiesaurus stepping in it. It was so entertaining to read and watch people beat her down. It was kind of like a train wreck you couldn’t turn away from, that you expect the same time every evening.

  25. Brent said

    Mesablue, your blog rocks, except for the Cubs avatar.

  26. scott said

    This poor woman has obviously been tortured how can we believe anything she says.

  27. TBinSTL said

    Q. What will Allah write about now?

    A. The threat of Christianists, of course.

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  29. jhuck said

    Rosie is gone from the show, the reason is because she was shot in a hunting “accident”…

  30. […] ( Photo h/t to Absolute Moral Authority) […]

  31. LegionAscot said

    Hey, Rosie looks like J. Edgar Hoover in drag.

  32. Russ from Winterset said

    1. Mesablue gets a well deserved link from Glenn “Puppyblender” Reynolds for a horrific photoshop.

    2. Mesablue has a collaborator named wickedpinto.

    3. W.P. just got insta-lanched (by association).

    Well, I’m off to restock the fallout shelter with fresh provisions. A “wicked-lanche” is listed in the Book of Revelations as the result of the angels opening the eighth seal, so we’re only days away from chaos, riots, famine, plague, dogs & cats living together, and the spread of the DH to BOTH leagues of pro baseball.

    It’s been nice knowing ya, fellas.

  33. dogs & cats living together

    I LOVE using that phrase!!!

  34. Tushar D said

    Heh! An Instalanche for Mesa!

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  36. mustangpatty51 said

    How appropriate. When you are a bully then you must look like one.
    Great stuff.. LOL!!

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  38. Swede said

    “Show me how you do that trick
    The one that makes me scream” she said
    “The one that makes me laugh” she said
    And threw her arms around my neck
    “Show me how you do it and I promise you
    I promise that I’ll run away with you
    I’ll run away with you”

    Lyrics by Robert Smith, the Cure. Troubling implications:
    Rosie, Robert Smith, and Sheik whatshisname- one and the same?

  39. swede? I pictured rosey in that quote, and my response, is that you made me gag and cry.

  40. Swede said

    Wickedpinto, yeah I know. But, do you see the Robert Smith resemblance? I just thought it was funny.

  41. cayabunga1 said

    Rosie,love her or hate her by this picture she is a hair above others. If she really does have all that hair she could be a hairtansplant donator to the Bosley clinic. Hip, hip Hairay.

  42. I think this is officially the longest running thread on AMA that doesn’t include a penis joke.

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  44. abarclay12 said

    Was Rosie hiding out in a cave, living on Mars bars, and wearing only her boxers for weeks until US troops caught her?? I had no idea.

  45. Martin said

    “Penis joke”????? Never with Rosie!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. owo7575 said

    i think this thing is very fuuny and someone ca think on this

    think clear

  47. Alex said

    Rosie is a fat slob, but Hasslebeck is a clueless bimbo celebrity wannabe. Her big claim to fame is being on “Survivor”…several years ago. I’ve met them both and neither one is a winner. Fat and opinionated, or thin and stupid. Take your pick.

  48. Mike said

    Children, please! It is long past time to grow up.

  49. Red River J said

    Rosie in the morning?? I think Rosie uses bullying tactics to dominate people. Hassleback had always been submissive, until that day when she rose up to Rosie. Elizabeth may not be a mental giant in the area of political commentary but you have to give her A+ for her GRIT! I think that made Rosie angry, I think it appeared that Hassleback was the victor. Rosie didn’t win, she didn’t get her way so she took her toys and went home. She is an egotistically, over bearing person that appears to have some serious emotional issues. If she doesn’t get control of that, it will be her on undoing. If she continues to throw dirt she will loose ground.

  50. Jamil said

    Rosie’s ‘son’ said ”Mommy’s got fur!”

  51. rc said

    Brian Says: “While not a viewer of the View (I one too many chromosomes for that),”

    Ha! You just admitted you have Down syndrome! Not that Down syndrome is funny… just you.

    You should say you have one too few x-chromosomes.

    The Y chromosome is where dwells an affinity for the three stooges, big explosions, and daring your friends to do stupid and painful things.

    Actually, all of these things would suggest you ought to watch the View… 😛

  52. TXMarko said

    “I’ve met them both and neither one is a winner. Fat and opinionated, or thin and stupid. Take your pick.”

    I’ll take thin and stupid for free, Alex….

  53. Mr. Bill in Kansas said

    OOOHH NOOOOOOOO!!! I didn’t know Chewbacca and Rosanne Barr had a child together?!?!
    Oh…wait…(uuurrrppp). I think I just had a little come back up…sorry.
    (great blog…keep it up).

  54. Zelda said

    I think she looks kind of cute with that 5 o’clock shadow.

  55. Aniche said

    that is about the scariest shit i have ever seen in my entire life.

    chck out my blog to see how the michael jackson auction went down.

  56. The Y chromosome is where dwells an affinity for the three stooges, big explosions, and daring your friends to do stupid and painful things.

    Actually, all of these things would suggest you ought to watch the View… 😛

    That was brilliantly crafted from start to finish, Rc.

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