Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Guaranteed to satisfy

Posted by mesablue on July 6, 2007

If you are a pot head, that is.

From Michigan, quickly becoming the center of all weird news.

Ice cream truck vendor accused of selling pot, too

Southwestern Michigan authorities say tips led to the arrest of an ice cream truck operator who was selling marijuana along with his frozen treats.

After authorities got tips about the alleged pot peddler, a deputy “heard jingling bells” about 2 p.m. Thursday and saw the ice cream truck entering a mobile home park, Berrien County sheriff’s Lt. Keith Hafer said in a written statement.


The park is in Benton Township, about 70 miles southwest of Grand Rapids.


Deputy John Hopkins stopped the truck, spoke with the driver and “detected the odor of marijuana coming from the truck (along with tutti-frutti and a couple other flavors),” Hafer wrote.


Authorities searched the van and found several packages of marijuana under the dashboard, the statement said.


The 36-year-old suspect was jailed while awaiting arraignment on charges of marijuana possession with intent to deliver and maintaining a drug vehicle, and on an outstanding warrant for skipping child support, Hafer said.

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5 Responses to “Guaranteed to satisfy”

  1. nicedeb said

    Now that’s what I call a scumbag!

  2. forged rite said

    He stole that from Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams movie. They sold weed out of an ice cream truck in that one.

  3. Sinistar said

    And forged rite beats me to the Cheech and Chong reference…

  4. AS if ice cream alone wasn’t good enough.

  5. I-keam Sammiches (how I refered to them as a small child) and “bullet pops” (the common popscicles that everyone can buy at the local grocer, don’t know if the term is common) are pretty much the only “sweets” that I eat.

    Give me a “bullet Pop” over a joint anyday, then again, I’m a dull razor, I only drink and smoke, never got into drugs.

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