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Archive for September 15th, 2007

I’m a real man — man!

Posted by mesablue on September 15, 2007

Popular Mechanics has a list of 25 Skills Every Man Should Know

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

I’m good for 24 out of the 25. So, why am I still single? Wait, don’t answer that.

How about you? Guys, that is.

A woman that could do all of those things would either be perfect — or scare the hell out of me..

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