Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

An AOS Headline if I ever read one.

Posted by Wickedpinto on September 25, 2007

“Female ‘Ninjas’ Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger

I don’t know if they invoked cthulu, or if the weapons were made of mythril or adamantium, or if the “Dagger” was actually a cryss, and if their get away car was a sand worm.  All of which I find highly unlikely, but I think right now, This is one of the most AOS-worthy headlines of all time.

 I’m just saying.


3 Responses to “An AOS Headline if I ever read one.”

  1. nicedeb said

    Whatevs, WP.

  2. Why you’s always come with the mean? that just ain’t right.


  3. ninjas everywhere said

    And they stole lottery tickets? Us ninjas do it for honor. Or something.

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