Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Fake, but way too accurate

Posted by mesablue on September 28, 2007

This is just wrong.

Jones Soda’s latest flavors: dirt, sweat

Ever wonder what the Seahawks’ locker room tastes like after a big game?

Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.

Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors — Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf — are “pretty lifelike.”

“Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting,” she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, “stinky football sock” finish.

What’s next? Dirty Sanchez?


One Response to “Fake, but way too accurate”

  1. AndrewsDad said

    As a former employee of the Seattle Seahawks, during the Rick Mirer glory years no less, Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf, let me just say, it could be a whole hell of a lot worse.

    Trust me on this, you do not want to know.

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