Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Global warming tool

Posted by mesablue on November 29, 2007

This guy spammed me. Check out his crappy video.

If you are going to put out a music video shouldn’t you be able to, you know, sing?

And, did this guy buy carbon offsets for all of the energy wasted in the creation of this video?

Update: Welcome Coastal Conservation League goofballs. Here’s a clue, if you don’t want someone to make fun of your ridiculous little video, don’t spam their site with links to it.

Heh, cross posted at Ace of Spades HQ.

10 Responses to “Global warming tool”

  1. Rosetta said

    Check out his crappy video.

    Haha. That really doesn’t fire me up to watch it.

    “Hey this casserole tastes funny. Here…take a bite.”

  2. mesablue said

    It’s worth watching just for how pathetic it is. They put in a lot of effort and there are some dancing cheerleaders. Which makes me think that this guy teaches somewhere which is even more scary.

    Reminds me of my last troll, the art teacher that chopped the heads off of little peeps and stuck them on the wall and handed out cards to little kids saying that their parents lie to them and that they shouldn’t eat meat.

  3. Rosetta said

    That’s fucking terrible. Are you telling me that guy emailed that to you?

    And what’s with the 6 minute dance mix? That should have been 1 minute, tops.

    That almost seems like parody.

  4. Steamboat McGoo said

    Doofus #1: “What’s that?”
    Doofus #2: “Dog shit.”

    #1: “You sure?”

    #2: “Yes.”

    #1: “Smell.”

    #2: “No. It dogshit.”

    #1: “Smell!!!!”

    #2 (Smells dogshit) “It dogshit!”

    #1: “Touch.”

    #2: “No. It dogshit.”

    #1: “Touch!!!!”

    #2 (Touches dogshit) “It dogshit!”

    #1: “Taste.”

    #2: “No. It dogshit.”

    #1: “Taste!!!!”

    #2 (Tastes dogshit) “It dogshit!”

    #1: Ah. Be careful. Don’t step in it.”

    (by Cheech & Chong – I think)

  5. geoff said

    (by Cheech & Chong – I think)


  6. bmac said

    It ends with “Good thing we didn’t step in it!”
    Sorry, had the album when I was a kid.

  7. Steamboat McGoo said

    Thanks, Bmac!

    I was doin’ it purely from memory. And an old memory, at that.

    I’m envious of the quality of mesablue’s trolls, though. I just got my first one, and its just your garden-variety text “I hate Bush – lol” idiocy. Meh. How mundane…

    Mesa’ gets troll videos! Now that’s high class trollin’…

  8. nonprophet said

    Thanks for the link! 🙂

  9. thisblogstinks said

    When have any of you ever done something that resembles this in labor? Kudo’s to the guys who made this, it looks great, its funny, and is an important message. Its supposed to be a joke, you morons. Wow how haters reaveals themselves dont they? “Thou dost protest too much.” (wait a second, we’re assuming you know something about culture, here…sorry)
    mesablue Ive just read a bunch of your stuff. You cannot write for crap. Im thinking you are 11, maybe 12. But thats cool. Do your thing!
    -Joe Mama

  10. nonprophet said

    What Thisblogstinks said.

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