Ways to tell you are not a Man
Posted by Wickedpinto on April 4, 2008
Apparently, this is a big deal.
Some chick, who got rid of her tits is calling herself a man, but I noticed a few things that make it clear that she is in fact a deliberately unattractive woman, rather than a man.
1) No y chromosome.
2) No Dick. While some people with y chromosomes, chose to be seperated from their dick, they officially lose their manhood (literaly, it is refered to as “losing your manhood,” kinda like marriage, only less painful) when they cut off their cranks.
3) no testicles. No testicles, makes the dick useless, therefore not a man.
4) Being FUCKING PREGNANT!
There are of course numerous more methods of identification, but those are the ones that I have chosen to include.
Laura Ingraham’s co-host producer guy said “MEN, do not have ‘fat pants,'” so I will include that one, but I think that this should be my random inclusion for the moment, inviting all of you to take part in the way of the “Ways to tell that you are not a man,” contest. Just see it as my bi-annual equivalent of LauraW’s Haiku contests.