Call Your Dad.
Posted by Wickedpinto on June 21, 2009
He did all he could to make you a man, and was the first and best example of what a man should be.
For boys, our father was the man who could do anything, and would, especially if it would help you become a better man when you grew up.
For girls, Dad was the guy who would beat up any boy who was mean to you, even if you were in your 50’s, and dad was a doddering old fool who forgot to go to the bathroom before taking a piss.
So Call your Dad, and tell him you love him. Victims of molestation are exempt from this requirement.