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Archive for July 21st, 2010

My Advice on How to Act When pulled over.

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 21, 2010

My first recommendation, be polite and comply with the police.  Generally these are just normal guys who are doing a job, and too much of their job has to do with dealing with verifiable scumbags so that the environment is more safe and comfortable for you.

Second,  Don’t call them punk bitches, I’m not a cop, I’m not much of anything, but even I find that being called a punk bitch can hurt my feelings, that is not polite, hurting peoples feelings is not polite, especially if they have a gun.  I have noticed, that the more heavily armed someone is, the more polite I am to them.

Third, If you are a nationally known figure for your excellent performances on the various episodes of L&O SVU, don’t make a traffic stop a national story if you don’t want a national story.

Finaly, If you have ever written a song titled “Fuck the Police” or “Copkiller,” you REALLY shouldn’t be talking shit to police officers, EVER.


Ice-T got arrested, and the accounts (all from Ice-T) sound honest, though aggressive.  The Cop didn’t like the idea the cop was standing too close to slow moving traffic, and got brushed by the wing mirror.

I kinda believe it, it happens, and the cop might have overreacted, having recognized a famous persona who casually blows of cops, thinking he was being directly offended by the idea that he was a little person and he was Ice-T and “Don’t You Know Who I am?” syndrome.

That is all conjecture.  All of the following info, seems lame, no seat belt, out of state liscense (Ice-T lives in California, and works in NY) So the cop probably immediately thought he was being “Dissed” by Ice-T, and wanted to flex his authoritay.  That is less about the ego of cops, and the fact that the laws are too restrictive and isolated in my opinion.

Ice-T should be VERY Polite, to EVERY Cop.  Lupo stops Ice-T on the road?  Be Nice.  Eames stops Ice-T on the road?  Be Nice, Walker Texas Ranger stops Ice-T on the road?  Be Nice.

This is why Ice-T needs to be nice to every cop in the US.

For reference (NSFW)

[Update: BTW, Tough guy cop killer Ice-T was suffering so much oppression, he turned to Twitter?  Really?  Twitter Ice-T?]

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Posted by Wickedpinto on July 21, 2010

Not the White Man’s Bitch” rejected as legal campaign slogan for Ieshuh Griffin, a candidate for Milwaukee Assembly.

“independents are allowed a five-word statement of purpose on the ballot to explain to voters what their candidacy is about.”

That line is the source of the kerfuffle.  Since, independents are, well, independent, they are allowed to include a mission statement on their ballots.

Majority of the article is about inside baseball stuff, that noone not from milwaukee will care about, but I really want this woman to win.  I can’t wait till she becomes a youtube sensation.

“Don’t talk at me whiteman, I ain’t your bitch.”  While debating the merit of a street named after her.

Maybe, “Maybe your White Bitch will put up with your patronizing tone, but I won’t!”

“I called you ma’am.”

“OH!, What’s next, jemimah?”

It could be brilliant.

Found at weaselzippers

She came to prominence, it appears, by being a spokesperson for her sister “April.” and it looks like a soap opera, and in the interview on blogtalk radio with crazy woman “Queen Ifama” (the content as applies to ieshuh starts at 10 minutes.) she remarkably comes off as the level head, even though she is clearly quite dumb. Also, mind, that “the level head” aside from likely being a racist term if she reads this, “Level Head” is relative to the degree of crazy that surrounds you.  Example.  Crispin Glover, Danny Glover, Joy Behar, Mel Gibson (who has an erection) and me are in a room.  I come off pretty damn good.

This is a comment she put up early on in the situation with her sister.

The reason April is in Jail, is because of Parental interference, and contempt.

Most of it is just background of how she got active, but the audio interview is fascinating.  There are a bunch of angry chicks, one of whom got bitched by a black man.

This woman is crazy, maybe not as crazy as queen ilfa, but pretty effing insane.

[edits:  Mispelled her name several times, and had to fix some links.]

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Cedra Crenshaw (Bumped, She won Court case it looks)

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 21, 2010

Dana Loesh covered this a few days ago, and whoever uploaded this audio needs to fix the playback, I keep hearing a cartoon character unfortunately.

Cedra Crenshaw is a melanin enriched republican who has been hammered by the Chicago machine (yes, if you haven’t been to chicago for dinner, or are a liberal, you might not know that chicago is a BRUTAL political machine that would make tammeny cry) and literally had her nomination revoked, COUNTER to precedent.  Why?

Apparently for the same reason that people had a right to Jack Ryan’s divorce decree’s, but not to Obama’s college transcripts.

You know?  Causes harm to the children of the Marriage?  Unimportant, give the info to the tribune.

Demand transparency to qualify claims made by a grifter (obama?)  No, that makes you a birther.

Grifter in chief has only won ONE election, and that is for president.  _I_ could run against allen keyes and win.

These people have NO EFFING SHAME!

Update: Dan Riehl says Cedra won the case and is on the Ballot, ruling came down, and only reference is her capaign site apparently, no cite to a news link yet.

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Fanboy Parody

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 21, 2010

Fanboy parody of Metal Gear Solid, mixed with Modern Warfare.  Looks like they are planning on it being a webisode series.

Found at Deans World.

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