Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

Best Family EVER!

Posted by Wickedpinto on August 11, 2010

I think I might be related to the Jet Blue, F You Attendendant.

When you think of your mom, or rather other peoples moms, you think of that caring nurturing and sometimes overbearing bundle of love who is nice to all of your friends, even the friends she doesn’t like.   This guys mom?  Not so much.  She goes straight for the balls.

“I would have snapped, too,” insisted the mother, a former flight attendant now battling lung cancer. “In fact, I probably would have snapped more.”

and then think of your kindly old grandfather who sits in a nice chair smoking a pipe and has all kinds of folksy yet wise advice.  Yeah, that’s not this guys grandfather.  This Guys Grampa is GRADE A AWESOME!

Neithamer’s grandfather, Harry, 82, said the incident was clearly the passenger’s fault.

“That passenger must a bitch, just a pure bitch, because nobody else could get him wound up like that,” the granddad told The Post.

Those are the kinds of quotes that just scream “Yeahp, this is genuine.” unlike all of the political and sanitized BS you get all too often.  You want to know if a quote is real, and that a character reference is sincere?  You find the guy who’s willing to say, “Yeah, he had a little trouble at his last job, but that’s because the customer was a maniacal BITCH!”  That is heartfelt sentiment right there.

I think his family should be interviewed for every incident that is broadcast on the news.  It could be a late night show.  Like nancy grace, only topical and less insane, while still being entertaining.

Found at The Center of the Moronoverse

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