Absolute Moral Authority

Because plain old moral authority just wasn’t good enough — a mesablue production

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Just so fun to watch

Posted by Wickedpinto on October 20, 2010

Weasel zippers has a daily warporn feature, which is AWESOME!

This post has 4 vids of jihadi’s killing themselves through poor training and poor maintenance.   I don’t understand the failures in the mortars, I never got to play with them or take any “classes” on them so I don’t know, maybe mesa has some experience and could throw some effing knowledge at me if he’s bored.

But consider this the feel good humpday link.  Go there for the video’s, they rate the traffic, since they are effing awesome.


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This post has no reason for being here

Posted by mesablue on October 20, 2010

Except for its unexpurgated awesomeness…

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Finally. A viable third party

Posted by mesablue on October 19, 2010

The Rent is Too Damn High Party. Best political web site — ever.

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Hiding in Plain Sight

Posted by Wickedpinto on October 17, 2010

Read this over at geekpress, and it’s genius.

When you are famous, and when you live in the very place that virtually everyone loves you, how do you go to get the latest issue of X-men without having everyone mob you?  Why, you go as yourself, because no one would believe you would be so brazen.

John Elway Wears His Own Jersey.

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Oh, Crap, Mormons In Space!!

Posted by Wickedpinto on October 10, 2010

Can you imagine the extra payload required for such a thing?  I mean the extra copies of the book of mormon ALONE will be more than fuel, explains why the guy is into fuel depots.  I never knew John Goff is a mormon.  It really doesn’t matter, but I just wanted to make a lame joke.

I’m of the Trey Parker school of religious tolerance.  “Mormons are just nice people.” and I think Mrs. Skinny made an extra sammich just cuz I’m likeable.

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Best Invention Ever

Posted by Wickedpinto on October 2, 2010

Or easiest way to get stabbed in your sleep for just mentioning it to your significant other?

Boob Job In a Bottle.

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Amazingly huge announcement…

Posted by mesablue on September 26, 2010


Yeah, hope not.

This used to be a great place to find and trade information — much love to Wicked for keeping things going — but, I’m pretty fired up about the really awesome  friends that are thinking about joining us here.

Tis the season.

Let’s make some noise!

If you know that song, you are as old as me — so sorry.

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Amateur Photographer Shoots New Footage

Posted by Wickedpinto on September 18, 2010

Just too cool.

I think the guy was trying to break into the biz.

found at Insty.

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Guess what?

Posted by mesablue on September 17, 2010

Yeah, I’m back.

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Lunar Landscape

Posted by Wickedpinto on August 17, 2010

What causes the boulders to be freed up and to roll around in the regolith?   There is no atmosphere, or vulcanism that we know of.  Is it just the tidal forces of the earth? Was there an impact that upset the crust?  The picture looks pretty cool Though.  also those boulders look remarkably round.

Other than being a cool picture, it’s also kinda fascinating.  What is the source of erosion? are they all ejecta from impacts? or celestial objects that remained whole?  And why are they moving and rolling, what looks to be a significant distance in the weak gravity of the moon.

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Best Family EVER!

Posted by Wickedpinto on August 11, 2010

I think I might be related to the Jet Blue, F You Attendendant.

When you think of your mom, or rather other peoples moms, you think of that caring nurturing and sometimes overbearing bundle of love who is nice to all of your friends, even the friends she doesn’t like.   This guys mom?  Not so much.  She goes straight for the balls.

“I would have snapped, too,” insisted the mother, a former flight attendant now battling lung cancer. “In fact, I probably would have snapped more.”

and then think of your kindly old grandfather who sits in a nice chair smoking a pipe and has all kinds of folksy yet wise advice.  Yeah, that’s not this guys grandfather.  This Guys Grampa is GRADE A AWESOME!

Neithamer’s grandfather, Harry, 82, said the incident was clearly the passenger’s fault.

“That passenger must a bitch, just a pure bitch, because nobody else could get him wound up like that,” the granddad told The Post.

Those are the kinds of quotes that just scream “Yeahp, this is genuine.” unlike all of the political and sanitized BS you get all too often.  You want to know if a quote is real, and that a character reference is sincere?  You find the guy who’s willing to say, “Yeah, he had a little trouble at his last job, but that’s because the customer was a maniacal BITCH!”  That is heartfelt sentiment right there.

I think his family should be interviewed for every incident that is broadcast on the news.  It could be a late night show.  Like nancy grace, only topical and less insane, while still being entertaining.

Found at The Center of the Moronoverse

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Hey libs

Posted by mesablue on August 10, 2010

What’s funny is, the place I found this wanted to prove the opposite point of what is actually the “real” point.

So, once again — Hey libs!

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Antoine Dodson

Posted by Wickedpinto on August 8, 2010

This is already old, I only decided to click  it Saturday at The Other McCain’s place, but it’s still excellent, and wouldn’t post it if it wasn’t for the moves by Dodson and having watched the extended version.

The Man is even trying to monetize himself.  Good for him.

Also if you scroll down the page, you will find This post Where he shouts out the viral vid, saying he’s negotiating a ringtone, which I think is already a done deal.  He’s also got a T-shirt, already available for a mere $29.95.  I think the $49.95 T-shirt comes with fingerprints.

Just Genius, nice he has a sense of humor, and is taking advantage of an opportunity.

Update:  I can’t believe I didn’t include the last part.   “Our family don’t run around crying and acting sad, we just dust our shoulders off and keep on moving.”

Not a fool, Just Very angry at the time of the interview.

I actually like this guy.

He had a moments rage after helping his sister to NOT be raped, and lost his temper, which in my mind equals, “good effing guy!” and he went off, and a camera just happened to be present, and he became a phenomenon, simply because cameras were there to catch a family very pissed off, and an intrusive reporter asking questions, and then he and his sister were edited to look like fools.  The Gregories/ATTN people saw it, ran with it and now have entered into a contract with them to help out?

If there is humor that is found in the vid, then, in MY OPINION, I think that is good.  Like Antoine the Philosopher said, “dust” yourself off and move on, and find the humor while focusing on the goal.

Catch that bastard, and Eff his Azz up.

(brought about by a conversation with a gamer friend, on a game that I will not admit I play.

[update:  Go to the link, I still think the guy rates hits, But This is just effing ridiculously hilarious.]

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That explains much!

Posted by Wickedpinto on August 3, 2010

From Hotair.

Tells why 10 years ago everyone thought I was about to build a space station and now everyone thinks I’m a jackhole.

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Cool things with guns

Posted by Wickedpinto on August 2, 2010

Found at “view from the porch,”

Guy demonstrates a field expedient fix on his ar-15 family rifle, located at “guns and coffee.”  Obviously heat will likely burn it out, but still pretty cool.   Located at “guns and coffee.”  Which is a pretty good name, though I think “Guns and Hard Licquor” would be cooler, though far less responsible.

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Posted by Wickedpinto on July 31, 2010

Don’t link the home of morons cuz I figure most of you guys go there anyways, but DrewM Did done good.

I actually laughed out loud.

That man do done got some game.

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Posted by Wickedpinto on July 31, 2010

Eddie Munster is all whupped out, and likely getting married.  She said “My first crush was Butch Patrick” and JWF (one of the best excerpt heavy blogs on the planet) said theirs was Marylin.

Mine was either Linda Carter, or Adrienne Barbeau.  I guess I’m a bit of a boob guy.

Loves me some boobies.

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This is a hole…

Posted by mesablue on July 28, 2010

Had to suck…

I don’t know — I wasn’t there.

Oh, well.

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Mike TeeVee Gests Mars Rover

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 26, 2010

Found at Universe Today

It’s a vid of the team testing the rover on earth, before it gets piled onto a giant directional explosive, to eventually land on Mars.

Curiosity, I think, is supposed to be somewhat autonomous and has more capabilities than Spirit and Opportunity, so whenever she reaches touchdown, and bounce, a lot of people are gonna be downloading a bunch of stuff sent back from her.

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I’ll be in my bunk.

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 24, 2010

20 years of fantasizing has paid off.

Tiffany (nice juggs btw) squaring off against Debbi Gibson in the movie called “That Movie Where Tiffany and Debbi Gibson get into a Cat Fight, making me spend a lot of time in my bunk.”

Not sure if that is the actual title, or just the working title.

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