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Brett Kimberlin — amazing musical talent

Posted by mesablue on May 26, 2012

Not really.

All those years in prison made Brett Kimberlin an angsty boy with a horrible penchant for really bad rap.

It appears that sometime around 2006, several years after Kimberlin was released from prison, he joined a band named Op-Critical. The band’s music can best be described as liberal alternative rock and they claim some of it has been featured at ACLU and Amnesty International events. Their music mirrors that of other little known liberal bands who trashed bush in the later part of his presidency and would be unremarkable if it weren’t for the fact that one of the guys playing guitar and singing is a violent criminal.

Take, for instance, the Op-Critical song titled Fear. The song describes Americans being fearful and “thinking that the plastic bag maybe isn’t innocent” and how that undue fear is being used by Bush to control them. The lyrics mocking the fear of terrorist attacks would, again, be unremarkable for a late 2000s liberal band if they weren’t sung by a man convicted of setting off bombs in a small American town and the music video didn’t feature that bomber lurking around the Cleveland Park DC Metro station complete with shots of an unattended bag.

Horrible music videos — linky.

Thanks to MRC TV.

Now I can understand all of the money donated to Kimberlin’s “music” project — Barbara Streisand can spot talent from light years away.

Where do I sign up?

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Boston is under attack!

Posted by mesablue on October 11, 2011

From the land of Romney:

This is too much fun.

617-635-4500. That is the Mayor of Boston. Call him and tell him to stop at once!

Hundreds Of Riot Police have showed up

UPDATE: HOLY SHIT ALOT OF MAJOR CITIES ARE GETTING HIT BY RIOT POLICE THIS WAS A COORDINATED ATTACK CONVENIENTLY AFTER ALL LOCAL NEWS IS OFF THE AIR

Local Boston Newscaster Tweeting as it happens

Occupy St. Louis is the only stream currently Reporting Live realtime updates. They are in contact with most occupy movements around the country

Heh.

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I Laughed Out Loud

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 17, 2011

Professor and blogger Jacobsen made a comment that was celebrating the WI Supreme courts smack down of judge sumi legislating from the bench. Someone apparently thought it was not professional for what should be a stuffy law professor to be so, somewhat gleeful at a court taking another court to task. this was his more measured response, in full bore stuffy professor mode.

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Is there really anyone surprised by this?

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 10, 2011

The first fully 3 dimensional creation (a piece of cloathing) ever made using 3 dimensional printing. was a bra, that was prepared using a visual scan of the “model” (I think Hot chick some nerd wanted to so get his first kiss from?) I mean, isn’t this what computers are made for? More boobies, more butts, more bra’s? Remember it’s a 3d printer so how far away are the . . . well you get the idea.

I forget who told the joke, but there is a comedian, “YES! Ladies, Deal with it, men invent almost everything, and you know what we are gonna do with it? Find a way to Eff it.”

“The same process can be used to make shirts, dresses and suits that are custom fitted using body scanning.”

Or. . . More Bra’s, that should be photographed when worn, because it’s SCIENCE!

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I don’t know why

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 6, 2011

but I found this line funny from a post put up by Hugh Hewitt.

Does anyone, anyone at all, believe that this advisory board will accomplish anything at all except the expenditure of funds on travel, meetings and a report no one will read?

Hugh was a part of Washington and took part in this stuff, and his clear disdain for the basic machinations of Washington is very refreshing.  Wanna get rid of the chaff and find the wheat who is willing to actually work for a purpose?  From now on, all government meetings will take place over skype or goto meeting.  All the freeriders will quit and join various “charitable” foundations, or become professors and leave our government alone.

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Funny for the wrong reasons.

Posted by Wickedpinto on May 29, 2011

Some kid got suspended out of concern that he was making other non-white students uncomfortable since he clearly indicated a preference for White supremacy. Why? White kid, white t-shirt, you connect the dots duh.

But the funny part, the white principle who was responsible for this stupidity, while being interviewed, is wearing a white shirt. Clearly he knows of which he speaks.

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SMC (not really, but it has a “clown.”)

Posted by Wickedpinto on February 27, 2011

Red Skelton is one of the most famous comedians and clowns of all time, he’s from the middle Indiana area, so I think most kids around here, even now know who he is, even though they are almost 2 generations removed from anyone who actually saw one of his performances in person or on television live.

He started out as a clown, became a quite famous vaudevillian (like most clowns and vaudevillians of the time. Vaudeville and Clowning was high comedy back then.) and then with his fame he also started clowning a little more to reach a childrens audience. clem Freddy the Freeloader was a little bit adult, in that it depicts a drunk speaking “logic” when it was just round about excusing, like WC Fields used to do.

Here is one vid of Red, working with movie greats, people so great that you might call them “Thespians.”  Freddy The Freeloader makes friends with Raymond Burr.

If you want another one, Here he is with Vincent Price, as Clem Kaddidlehopper (one of his most famous characters.)

On top of being an endearing vaudevillian, and clown and personality.

He was also a patriot who didn’t just play a clown who could cry, but could make you cry with him.

[update:]meant to say freddy, but I said clem. derr.

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HAH

Posted by Wickedpinto on January 23, 2011

Just read it, HAH!.

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Puppies Wear Boots.

Posted by Wickedpinto on January 5, 2011

And don’t seem to like it.

Seriously OMG had a post with this video.

The poor little guy looks like phoebe from friends running through central park.

That one’s only viewable on youtube now.  So I’ll toss in this one.

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I have one prediction for 2011

Posted by Wickedpinto on January 2, 2011

Ann Coulter will turn 50 years old before the end of the year.

Wait WHAT!?  The Hot Skinny, somewhat busty, long legged curmudgeonly blonde, is ACTUALLY old enough to be a Curmudgeon?

A lot of young conservatives are thinking to themselves “Wait!  I wanted to hit that?  She’s old!!  Oh, wait, I still wanna hit that.”

Effing 50!  I knew she was older than she looked, but I was guessing low 40’s.

I mean, anthropologists deal with people who are younger than 50.  I know I watch “Bones.”

She looks pretty damn good.

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Fluffy Bunnies

Posted by Wickedpinto on December 27, 2010

Former chemical weapons plant now a haven for fluffy bunnies.

Documentary Evidence.

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“Surely Leslie Nielsen Didn’t Pass Away?”

Posted by Wickedpinto on November 29, 2010

Yes he did, and don’t call me shirley.

He passed away Sunday in the early evening, reports are that it was peaceful, other than the whole dying thing.

Also, according to IMDB, he has 239 credits to his name.  2 Hundred, and Thirty, effing, Nine!

Don’t know if it will make me look at the movies sawadder, or glawadder.  He left a pretty healthy legacy.

An American Icon in comedy, which is a small part, he was shakespearian, but also he was in one of the most well known classic science fiction films of all time, “Forbidden Planet.”

(the vid is kinda long)

And someone already put up vid in memoriam.

A micro-filmography

and

 

Of course

and Naked Gun.

He was a good actor, and he delivered his characters brilliantly.

He had impact over a number of genre’s over a lot of experience, and a lot of talent.

Rest well Bigguy.

He affected a portion of my sense of humor, and I don’t think Airplane or Naked Gun would have been able to deliver as well as they did if Leslie wasn’t a part of it.

You will be missed.

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It’s Humpday, “That’s What She Said.”

Posted by Wickedpinto on November 17, 2010

Too Damn funny, from funny or die. Might be semi-NSFW, though everything is bleeped out.

Via a Family member who forwarded it.

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Unexplained Missile in California

Posted by Viv on November 9, 2010

There is some disturbing news about a missile fired off the coast of California that has yet to be explained by anyone in the U.S. military.

I saw something similar to this recorded a while back and dug up the footage. Perhaps there is some relationship here.

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Great Effing Interview

Posted by Wickedpinto on November 6, 2010

My favorite, is that the interpreter is not just translating the words, but the attitude.

It’s AWESOME!

Watch, “chilean elvis” be interviewed by, Dave, “The easily hateable” Letterman.

via: Agent Bedhead (who once had open blog access to Aces IIRC)

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Vote Wisely

Posted by Wickedpinto on November 2, 2010

Forwarded to me from a friend of the family:

 

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator..

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven..”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says,

“Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted..”

Vote wisely on November 2, 2010

 


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Excellent Interview

Posted by Wickedpinto on November 1, 2010

Somewhat NSFW(bad words).   Adam Corrola, who appears quite drunk, talking to a Reason interviewer.

can’t embedd, blech, just watch the interview 15 minutes.

 

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Slayer Goes to Church

Posted by Beth on October 26, 2010

This might be the greatest video ever.  *wipes tear from eye*

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, I still can’t manage to write anything of substance yet.  LOL   (Aren’t you glad I showed up for this?  Oy.)

 

Really Important Update! Puddee puddee puddee puddee giga puddee.   That’s all I have to say about Slayer in church.  Puddee.

 

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Interesting debate in New Mexico

Posted by mesablue on October 24, 2010

Might just get me to vote Dem.

And, what’s with all of these women running for stuff? Especially so many Republican women…

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Pudding and hobos!

Posted by Beth on October 22, 2010

I was going to pass this on to Ace, but fuckit, I have keys to this blog so we get it first.   If the other Morons wanna see it, they’re just going to have to link here.  😀

Hobos? NO HOBO!

hobo

Puddee puddee puddee puddee giga puddee

 

Sorry, I’m outta Valu-Rite, I had to drink it to have an empty (!) bottle with which to beat the hobos.  *shrugs*

 

* Bonus!  Hippie-punching! *  (she’s gonna kill me if she sees I’m posting on a blog and didn’t stop to say hi first!)

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