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Is there really anyone surprised by this?

Posted by Wickedpinto on June 10, 2011

The first fully 3 dimensional creation (a piece of cloathing) ever made using 3 dimensional printing. was a bra, that was prepared using a visual scan of the “model” (I think Hot chick some nerd wanted to so get his first kiss from?) I mean, isn’t this what computers are made for? More boobies, more butts, more bra’s? Remember it’s a 3d printer so how far away are the . . . well you get the idea.

I forget who told the joke, but there is a comedian, “YES! Ladies, Deal with it, men invent almost everything, and you know what we are gonna do with it? Find a way to Eff it.”

“The same process can be used to make shirts, dresses and suits that are custom fitted using body scanning.”

Or. . . More Bra’s, that should be photographed when worn, because it’s SCIENCE!

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Funny for the wrong reasons.

Posted by Wickedpinto on May 29, 2011

Some kid got suspended out of concern that he was making other non-white students uncomfortable since he clearly indicated a preference for White supremacy. Why? White kid, white t-shirt, you connect the dots duh.

But the funny part, the white principle who was responsible for this stupidity, while being interviewed, is wearing a white shirt. Clearly he knows of which he speaks.

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Puppies Wear Boots.

Posted by Wickedpinto on January 5, 2011

And don’t seem to like it.

Seriously OMG had a post with this video.

The poor little guy looks like phoebe from friends running through central park.

That one’s only viewable on youtube now.  So I’ll toss in this one.

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For Tushar, it’s an HP post

Posted by Wickedpinto on November 7, 2010

Harry Potter and the deathly hallows has a few new clips.

Found them at IO9, your location for daily dorkdom, I will only include one of the clips, don’t want to make all of our reader sterile from emasculation.

Gotta say, that while Daniel Radcliffe over emotes and is still a “child actor” in his performances, Rupert Grint seems to have grown into an actual performer.  Kinda impressed.  Also, Emma’s a biscuit, she legal yet?

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The Violent Greenies

Posted by Wickedpinto on October 6, 2010

Aren’t even original.

Everyone’s seen the video of the 10:10 thing,

If you don’t want to watch the vid, though you probably should if you haven’t already, here’s the summary:

Dissenters will be killed.  Something like this.

And then today they had this other macabre image of what the world is doing to the environment.

Which looks a lot like this.

(embedd’s acting funny, just C&P it, it’s from SawIV)

(since I can’t get the video from SawIV to embedd, I will include this.)

“Look at me Al Gore, It’s all for you.”

These sick, clearly totalitarian jerks, cuz clearly they are totalitarian, they threaten violence, while claiming that The Other is gonna come kill you should know better than to hier Uwe Boll, Darren Lynne Bousman or Eli Roth to direct their creative teams.

So, so far we have that they are totalitarian, unoriginal and stupid, not a good collection of traits there.  Let us not forget the final thing they are?


(everywhere I found all of this stuff is in the blogroll, there were a lot of people who had the video and image first, I just tossed in some flavor.)

[ed:  I tried to fix the embeds sometimes works for me sometimes doesn’t so I added another vid]

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Sad Poochie.

Posted by Wickedpinto on July 17, 2010

John Scalzi, lost his family dog on Friday.

It’s a well written story of his life with kodi.

I believe that they will be leaping just as hard as you will be at the time they meet you on rainbow bridge kodi.

Rest well good friend, Your pack loves you.

(note to boss, you need to include “poochies” as a category, since I can’t)

(I love dogs)

Here is a link to Rainbow Bridge.

I love dogs, I love my pets, even my persnickety “Smack” (my pet iguana)  I miss them all.  They loved me, and I loved them. (well maybe “smack” wasn’t all that loving, but that’s besides the point.)

I’m sorry John, Krissy and Athena, but Kodi had a full life, filled with the love of their pack in you and Kirssy and Athena, and now, through those of us who have been in the same place.

Rainbow bridge awaits, as an atheist, I only hope for an afterlife, JUST so that I can be with my bandit, my mackie and my smack.

I don’t want them to be alone.

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Ways to tell you are not a Man

Posted by Wickedpinto on April 4, 2008

Apparently, this is a big deal.

Some chick, who got rid of her tits is calling herself a man, but I noticed a few things that make it clear that she is in fact a deliberately unattractive woman, rather than a man.

1) No y chromosome.

2) No Dick.   While some people with y chromosomes, chose to be seperated from their dick, they officially lose their manhood (literaly, it is refered to as “losing your manhood,” kinda like marriage, only less painful) when they cut off their cranks.

3) no testicles.  No testicles, makes the dick useless, therefore not a man.


There are of course numerous more methods of identification, but those are the ones that I have chosen to include.

Laura Ingraham’s co-host producer guy said “MEN, do not have ‘fat pants,'” so I will include that one, but I think that this should be my random inclusion for the moment, inviting all of you to take part in the way of the “Ways to tell that you are not a man,” contest.  Just see it as my bi-annual equivalent of LauraW’s Haiku contests.

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Dinner blogging — bacon wrapped steak

Posted by mesablue on November 30, 2007

So, I have some bacon left over from the bacon wrapped turkey that I made for T-Day and I got a box of Omaha Steaks the other day.

What to do?

Bacon wrapped New York strip steaks? Sounds good to me.

First, season with fresh ground pepper and salt — then wrap those suckers:

Toss them in the pan:

Cook until a perfect 139 degrees internal temperature:


Any questions?

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Happy Thanksgiving….PETA

Posted by mesablue on November 20, 2007


This was a full page ad in yesterday’s Variety.

From The Center for Consumer Freedom.

Via Michelle Malkin.

Update: This seems as good a place as any to post a link to what I’ll be cooking up on Thursday — Bacon Wrapped Turkey. Yumm.

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Watch out for falling — cows?

Posted by mesablue on November 6, 2007


More weird news, this time not from Michigan, but to make sure that the universe stays in proper alignment…

Falling cow lands on Westland couple’s minivan

MANSON, Wash. — A Westland couple celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary in Washington State barely escaped disaster when a 600-pound cow fell 200 feet and landed on the hood of their minivan.

The county fire chief says the couple were lucky they weren’t killed by the cow that fell off a cliff as they drove on a highway on Sunday.

The van was heavily damaged, including a broken windshield.

Charles Everson says he kept repeating, “I don’t believe this. I don’t believe this.”

Westland, if you haven’t guessed already, is in — Michigan.

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Ellen loses it

Posted by mesablue on October 17, 2007

No one died, her girlfriend didn’t leave her, Bush didn’t get re-elected for a third time — what could she be so upset about?

A puppy!!! Ellen was a dumbass and adopted a rescue dog and was surprised when it didn’t get along with her cats so she gave the dog to someone else. The rescue dog place made her sign an agreement that if she couldn’t keep the dog — she’d return it. It’s a rescue dog, dipshit. They don’t want to have to re-rescue dogs that are passed around by idiots who adopt them on a whim.

Watch and be amazed at her moonbatty little tantrum…

Longer version — here.

Heh, I don’t expect this to be on YouTube very long.

Update: Nice — Death Threats Won’t Sway Rescue Group to Return Dog Ellen DeGeneres Gave Away

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Not funny cats

Posted by mesablue on September 13, 2007

This may be blog suicide considering how many hits we get every day from people searching for funny cats, but this is worth it.

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Orca vs. Great White

Posted by mesablue on September 10, 2007

In case you were wondering…

Mmm, shark liver.

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Larry the dolphin

Posted by mesablue on September 4, 2007

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Posted by Wickedpinto on August 31, 2007

I didn’t know bobby flay’s younger brother was a singer!!

I think it’s from compos.

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Posted by Wickedpinto on August 30, 2007

I have a reason to dwell on poochies, but it’s not my place.

Anyways, two comments by the same person at the Hostages, were beautiful, inspirational and true in a way that man can’t understand.

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

Author unknown…

  • Will Rogers said something to the effect of, “If dogs don’t go to heaven, I want to go where they go.”
  • I second that.
  •  that was MOMinuteman.

    His moniker might make him sound like some right wing extremist, but he understands poochies so quickly and easily that the reast of the hostages (there are 6 of us, and all but one are dog people) couldn’t respond.

    MOMinutemen, I might disagree with you in the future about other things, but you said it.  You said it best about mans best “friend.”  I personaly don’t think they are a friend, they are a family member, and we are their pack.

    Thank you VERY much for those reminders MOMinuteman.

    Thank You VERY MUCH for those references.

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    Posted by mesablue on August 9, 2007

    Holy crap!

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    Posted by Wickedpinto on July 15, 2007

    Apparently this was posted yesterday at IB though there seems to be a lot of protesting about exactly the date of posting, that makes me think “Thou dost” or is it “doth?” whatever it is, still, it doesn’t matter it’s about as cute as you get.  I could gank the vid and post it here, but I rather you visit IB and do it there.

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    Posted by Wickedpinto on June 27, 2007

    I was THIS CLOSE! to sinking myself into almost unredeemable debt, to attend university and become a lawyer, maybe a politician based on Allah’s headline.

    Then I find out that MKH isn’t in favor of barely legal, but rather understand the legality’s of how “barely legal” is still “legal.”

    Now, all I can hope for is for us to share views on 110% naturals.

    Posted in blogs, PETA, sexy, stupid people | 1 Comment »

    Dipshits and diabolical fauna

    Posted by mesablue on June 14, 2007

    Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3

    BERLIN (Reuters) – An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

    The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

    With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

    The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

    “After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man’s garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh,” the spokesman said. “Then he killed it with his crutch.”

    Man fails school exams on 38th try

    JAIPUR, India (Reuters) – A 73-year-old Indian farmer who vowed not to marry before passing his high school exams has failed to get through for the 38th time.

    Shiv Charan Yadav has been taking the exams — normally given to schoolchildren at the age of 15 — every year since 1969, without success.

    This year, he failed everything except Sanskrit, scoring only 103 out of a possible 600 points.

    “Once I pass I want to get married to a girl who’s under 30,” Yadav, who lives alone in Kohari village in the western desert state of Rajasthan, told Reuters.

    Yeah, good luck with that buddy — another genius:

    Man Asks for Prison for Stealing Panties

    COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – A district judge on Tuesday granted a defendant’s unusual request to be sent to prison for breaking into women’s homes and stealing their undergarments, his attorney said.

    Officials had recommended probation for Steven Quatkemeyer, 40, as part of a plea agreement in which he pleaded guilty to felony stalking and two counts of felony burglary. Prosecutors dropped several misdemeanors and six other felony counts in exchange for the plea.

    “I apologize to the families affected from the bottom of my heart,” Quatkemeyer told the court. “After a couple of weeks of incarceration, I realized what I had done was very wrong.”

    He also asked for a prison term and got four years.

    Back to the animal theme:

    Australian Attacked With Swordfish Snout

    BRISBANE, Australia – Two assailants broke into a man’s trailer and attacked him with a swordfish snout in eastern Australia early Wednesday, leaving the victim with cuts to his arms, back and hands, police said.

    The victim, who was not identified, claimed the two suspects assaulted him with the serrated, sword-like bill during a home invasion in the eastern city of Bundaberg, Queensland state police said.

    Paramedics treated the man for his injuries.

    It was not clear where the alleged attackers found the swordfish snout, or how big it was. Police said they were not investigating the incident because the man had withdrawn his complaint.

    Characterized by their long, sharp snouts, swordfish are predatory fish that can grow up to 13 feet long.

    Woman Injured by Leaping Sturgeon

    ROCK BLUFF, Fla. – A woman was injured over the weekend by a leaping sturgeon, the latest incident involving the flying fish on the Suwannee River, officials said.

    Tara Spears, 32, of Bell, was knocked unconscious by the animal on Sunday while boating on the river north of Rock Bluff, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported.

    She was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries and was expected to recover, the agency reported.

    The large, prehistoric-looking sturgeon have hard plates along their backs. They can grow up to 8 feet long and up to 200 pounds.

    Spooked Deer Takes ‘Revenge’ on Runner

    BRAINERD, Minn. – Kandi Hanson has a history of run-ins with deer. She totaled her first car and damaged two others in collisions with deer. This weekend, the deer struck back.

    As Hanson approached the halfway mark of the 10-kilometer Sour Grapes Half and Half run Saturday, a spooked deer darted out of the woods and crashed into Hanson, tossing the 28-year-old into the air and sending her sprawling onto the grass before disappearing into the woods.

    Lazy blogging done for the day…

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