Absolute Moral Authority

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Are you Gray Lady material?

Posted by mesablue on October 20, 2007

Take this test to find out.

The New York Times’ Employee Entrance Exam

Comrade:

This is a simple test we use at The New York Times to ensure that our employees reflect a variety of social, political, and economic beliefs. Please read each question thoroughly, and then select your answer with a number 2 pencil. When you complete the exam, please place it in the box marked “Politburo” at the front of the room.


Remember, there are no wrong answers (except on questions 2,5,7,8,13 and 17).


If at any time you feel that you are being pressured in absentia by George Bush and his cronies, please notify a test monitor immediately.


1. Which of the following statements best describes your political leanings:


a. I consider myself a far more progressive Nancy Pelosi.


b. Bush lied, people died!


c. I have George Soros on speed dial.


d. I feel Stalin never really took it to that “next level.”

Take the rest of the test at The Nose On Your Face

I don’t think they’ll be calling me any time soon.

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