Assault with a deadly — pickle
Posted by mesablue on October 31, 2007
More proof that it’s not weird enough unless it happens here in Michigan.
Mich. man gets probation for assault with pickle
NILES, Mich. — Talk about being in a pickle: A judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles.
According to police reports, the pickle problems began when Bobby Lee Bolen of Buchanan was hanging out at his then-friend Jody Lee’s home in Buchanan on Aug. 20.
Bolen went to the refrigerator and helped himself to some pickles. According to the report, Lee told Bolen he couldn’t afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles. Bolen then began yelling and swearing and stormed out, according to the report.
Later, Bolen barged back into the house and got into an argument with Lee. Lee told police Bolen slammed him down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him and said, “Here’s your damn pickles.”
It is not known whether they were able to save the pickles.
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damewiggy said
damn, i wish there was a vid of that.
mesablue said
Here you go — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE3DaC4fokw
damewiggy said
that’s what my trick or treaters are gonna get tonight.
James Taylor said
Guess this would be a good time to announce that I will be appearing at the No Cukes concert in Central Park next month. Remember, it’s for the children.
JorgXMcKie said
“Don’t veg me, bro!!”
Steve Skubinna said
No cukes? Give peas a chance!
Slublog said
Instalanche! Congratulations.
Tushar D said
It seems the Blogfather does read some of us morons after all! Congrats, Mesa
mesablue said
Wow!
zastros said
“I don’t want a pickle.
I just want to ride on my motorcycle.”
Arlo Guthrie
Rosetta said
mesa,
I already asked Nice Deb if I can be part of her entourage but if you pay more, I’ll be part of yours.
I can be in charge of tazing wiserbud if he comes up and tries to bum some crazee blog money off of you.
Nice work getting well-deserved linky, buddy.
Feldspar rules.
mesablue said
Feldspar — it’s in everything!
Well, it’s in a lot of stuff.
Can I pay you in feldspar? I know where to find a bunch of it.
Rosetta said
I’ll take 10 large in feldspar per week.
I have no idea why feldspar is funny today but the shit is cracking me up for some reason.
Out of nowhere…fucking instalanche.
anym_avey said
Fruits and vegetables can be some pretty nasty stuff if you get enough velocity on ’em. In my third year of college, some of my floormates swiped extra fruits from the cafeteria and then decided to try them out on one of the 3-story dormitory walls that conveniently was nought but windowless expanse of bricks…with a water balloon launcher. The grand finale was an orange that left behind only partial fragments of a peel, appearing to have otherwise vaporized.
It hadn’t. Well more than eight seconds later, after the laughter was dying down and everyone was turning to head toward the nearest entrance, the core of the orange came straight back to earth, splattering to the asphalt in the perfect middle of four very lucky people.
Which brought the house down.
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marketinghelper said
ok, honestly, that is hilarious. Who gets assaulted with a pickle!? hahaha, I love it
Cuffy Meigs said
Wooo Hoooo, Insty!
DJ Inphinity said
Cheap people out there… can’t afford to allow a friend to eat a damn pickle. LOL.
cyclepromo said
I hope they were some nice kosher dills. I’d fight for the last few of those.
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